tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41724933735987489082024-02-07T22:14:39.106-08:00Five Thumbs DownEveryday angryman and Newcastle's loudest voice.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-82119339071759543232013-06-19T06:03:00.004-07:002013-06-19T06:03:47.064-07:00ArianaA small 1000 word scene that was bouncing around in my head.<br />
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"Ariana"<br />
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>Money.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>It's
always about the money.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Ariana
knocked a stack of books off a chair and dragged it to the door,
slamming it under the handle and wedging a small chest underneath the
raised chair legs, it made a solid brace she was satisfied with. She
began to circle the room, checking every window, ensuring the
shutters were closed and locked. All the while keeping her gun
trained on the figure in the centre.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">It
was a lower floor room in a half-abandoned inn, decorated with the
few material possessions she has chosen to keep over the years, an
open floor design with two doors in, one leading to the hallway, and
the other to the privy, the room she stood in was a combination of
bedroom, kitchen, and everything else, not that she had the furniture
for entertaining, her bed was barely anything more than pile of rags
in the corner.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">With
the heavy shutters on the windows now locked in place, Ariana felt
safe enough to lower her weapon, the man tied to the chair in the
centre of the room relaxed and an edge of cockiness covered his
bruised face with a grin. </span></span>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"Why
don't you check again love, I reckon you missed a spot."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">She
lurched forward and raised her gun at the man, the wide-bore barrel
inches away from his face, so close the smell of stale discharged
steam and oil burned at his nostril hairs. She stared down the sight
into his eyes and gave him a look of pure hate.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;">“<span style="font-size: 13pt;">Don't
tempt me Dirk.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>I
could kill him, why don't I kill him?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">The
man was no longer smiling, instead he tilted his head and spat a glob
of bloodied saliva onto the floorboards.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;">“<span style="font-size: 13pt;">You're
wasting your time girl, they know where we are. They'll break down
that door, free me, and then we'll take what we're owed.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">The
grin came back, but with more malice this time, Dirk's left eye was
almost entirely swollen shut and a large cut on his lower lip slowly
seeped blood in and around his mouth. The portable gas lamp on the
table next to her shone its dull light across his face, a lumped mess
by her hand.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>There's
been so many bodies already, what's one more?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"If
you don't have the gold we could always.. work it out."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">He
began to chuckle but she hit him across the face with the back of her
gloved hand, the force was enough to rock the chair side to side,
lead scaling inside her glove bit into Dirk's face once again. He
coughed and more blood and spit came out, spraying across the floor
in an arc. Grunting he locked eyes with her, but kept silent</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Holstering
the gun in the frame attached to her thigh, Ariana took a step
backwards then turned away from the brute, out of Dirk's sight she
slipped her hand out of its glove, through the leather and lead
plating the sheer dullness of his skull had broken her skin, a split
down her finger stung and was beginning to bleed, Ariana winced as
she put the glove back on then turned around to face him.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;">“<span style="font-size: 13pt;">Why
did you come here? You got what you want, our deal was final. I was
paid to shoot him, I shot him"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"You
was paid to kill 'im."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"The
man's dead."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"Aye
that he is, but it wasn't your bullet that done it. You broke the
contract."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">She
paced back and forth across the room, trying to get a grasp of the
situation, she didn't have the money, nor any means of acquiring that
amount.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>It
was supposed to be one job, just one, quick, simple pull of the
trigger</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Shadows
raced across the bench, people, maybe a dozen, the gaslight in the
alley outside giving them away as it cast their figures through the
crack of the shutters. She was running out of time. She needed to get
out of there, but she still had a debt to take care of.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"I
don't have your money Dirk, you knew that already."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">She
turned to face him.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"What
do you want from me?"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"Blood."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">That
was enough to set her off. She kicked Dirk in the chest, sending both
him and the chair he was tied to crashing to the ground, with the
wind knocked out of his lungs he hunched forward, but a kick with her
leather boot forced him back to the ground. She stood over him, one
foot on his neck, with just enough pressure to make the situation
painful.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>I
can do it, I <b>should</b> do it.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"I
could do it, you know I could, they wouldn't find me across the
border."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Struggling
to breathe, the bloodied and bruised man just smiled up at her, he
wheezed out at her.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">"They
wouldn't find you, but they'd find her."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>Beth</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Mixed
sensations of dread, of fear, washed over her body, followed with an
overpowering primal rage, she reached for her holster, but grabbed
Dirk's hand instead, a hand that her her gun firmly in its grip. In a
single motion he ripped the holster from her thigh with one hand and
struck a blow into her stomach with the other, the torn leather
encasing and the gun scattered across the room, Ariana doubled over
in shock and pain, he grabbed her by the hair and pulled her down to
the floor, their heads collided and her vision blurred. His large
hands grabbing at her shoulders pinning their bodies together, his
brutal, wheezing breath was hot against her face as she struggled
against him, the smell of tobacco and rancid meat. Pushing against
his face to get as far away as possible she could feel his smile as
he wrapped a calloused hand around her slender throat. As he
tightened his hold on her she managed to lift a leg high enough to
bring it down with force onto his groin.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">He
bellowed in pain and released her enough to get free, she ran to the
corner of the room, vision still shaky, to where her gun was. Dirk
stood himself up with one hand with his other cradling his crotch, he
winced in pain as he rose, and took hold of a shattered chair leg
from the ground. </span></span>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">He
was too slow.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Ariana
aimed the gun at his face, but the room was spinning, she knew she
couldn't miss, and only had one chance to save herself, but the
thoughts kept running through her head.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><i>Beth...
Dirk... Money.. Death..</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">The
door to the room burst open. Several men wearing the same uniforms as
Dirk began to pile into the room, in their hands were stun sticks,
batons containing immense pressure build up in the shaft generating
enough electricity to incapacitate an individual, standard equipment
for city's police. She was cornered.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;">“<span style="font-size: 13pt;">What
have you done with her Dirk!?”</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">He
took a casual step forward.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;">“<span style="font-size: 13pt;">She's
not a part of this, she's barely a child.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Another
step.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">She
steadied her aim.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #4d4d4d;">“<span style="font-size: 13pt;">Curse
you Dirk, you bastard.” and pulled the trigger.</span></span></div>
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“Haha yeah I reckon” <b>At this point I engage BOGAN MODE, and start shortening words and adding emphasis to all my vowels.</b></div>
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“I like the sunnies where they can't see your eyes, like when they come around at the station, you just pop 'em on and you're fine”</div>
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“Yeah they're good sunnies..”</div>
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“But hey yeah, when you're at night though.. you can't put them on ay? Because... how sus does that look?”</div>
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“Yeah nah, pretty sus ay”</div>
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After that we talk about our destinations, his being a shorter platform station. So I tell him he should be in a rear carriage, which he agrees on. The guy is really friendly, if not a little forward. Then our chat turns into the bizarre.</div>
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“My mate hey, he got caught on the front carriage, and the door was locked to get to the other carriage.”</div>
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“Ah shit, he miss his stop?”</div>
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“Fuck no, he fucking kicked the door down.”</div>
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“Kicked it?”</div>
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“Yeah mate, kicked it, POP” <b>Every time he says pop from here on, he making a physical kicking gesture</b></div>
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“Wow, strong guy.”</div>
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“Not only that ay, he kicked ANOTHER door, POP, and then another, POP. And then he was gonna kick the last door, but a fucking guard came.”</div>
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“Ah shit, he get fined?”</div>
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“Nah man, he runs up and he's all Asian and shit, and says “OH NO PREASE STROP KICKIN DOORAH” and opens the door with his key, POP”</div>
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“I suppose if I saw a guy who kicked down three doors I wouldn't stop him either.”</div>
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“Fucking ay, I reckon I could kick down any door in the world.”</div>
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“Yeah?”</div>
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“Yeah, I was in custody before, and this cunt's going “I raped your sister I raped your sister”, so I kicked down the concrete door, POP, and then the coppers come, POP, then I kick his door down, POP. And he's fucking there, but I'm like “nah won't kill yah”, so I elbowed him in the face”</div>
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“That shut him up?”</div>
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“Yeah, because I cut out his tongue, and fed him his tongue.”</div>
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“That'll really shut him up”</div>
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“Fucking yeah, he's got a metal tongue now, but he talks all fucked up.”</div>
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<b>at this point I make a weird noise as an example of a person with a missing tongue, much to his delight</b></div>
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“HAHA that's heaps what he sounds like ay, llike a fucking retard. Oi nah but I shouldn't say retard, cause it's offensive to proper retards. Hey have you seen Click?”</div>
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“The Adam Sandler movie?”</div>
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“Yeah, what if I had that remote, wouldn't need to kick down a train door, just CLICK and POP, the doors open. Hey you know that part..”</div>
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“With the tits?”</div>
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“YEAH FUCKING MASSIVE TITS HAHAHAHAHA”</div>
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<b>He goes on to talk about scenes from the movie, mostly the bits about boobs and farting</b></div>
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<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-6922277150027994892011-11-12T00:38:00.000-08:002011-11-12T03:28:39.256-08:00Superman's Superprospects<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2KJMe4hjbRRnNBdoyYKXWPg4Rdesns27K4ai0RrgcII4K6byRFa4ZA56WrrFz4ugGjY_XWgNEKh9Nhas_RFPYk15xfp7PpXzePq9zDlEW4o5R3tefOHdIQ6m-BQM1zUnPq72zWTY1Brg/s1600/black-superman.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a>Arkham Asylum was a homerun that no-one saw coming.<br /><div><br /></div><div>Video games and comics have rarely mixed in the past, for two things that go so well hand in hand in our lives, combining them usually ended up in poor results. Comic based video games are just bad, terribly bad. Those of you who have played <a href="http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rings.jpg" target="_blank">Superman 64</a>, the generic <a href="http://www.random-good-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/spiderman-video-game.jpg" target="_blank">Spiderman</a> games, or <a href="http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001763395/710169283_pooping_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg" target="_blank">Catwoman: The Movie: The Game</a> will know what I'm talking about.</div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif48aJ2ex0DjGhFjF-p_gRSPhZqWrQMAvL1iqooKwrWwG0keIiK9vfTorsjzHtwwm-f_Z9QmHnQKQki7xFEwjQtRzVNlneQ-Zf9TAbb-Tp8iMh7pF5DNp3zXEr33EPF3Wk0SflHr60oUM/s400/Big-batman-Fail.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674060887950797506" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 311px; " /><div>North London Studio <a href="http://www.rocksteadyltd.com/" target="_blank">Rocksteady</a> took the beloved Batman character, in a time when his popularity was at its peak, and decided to do the opposite of what everyone expected. They decided to make a Batman game unrelated to any existing story out there.</div><div><br /></div><div>If they were to phone it in they would have gone straight to a "Batman Begins / Dark Knight" game, featuring Christian Bale's voice and rigid grimacing. Or at a stretch, gone for a game based on an existing storyline. But they didn't. They took some existing arcs and merely referenced them, choosing to do a new story, a standalone game story. And what was the result? Sheer brilliance.</div><div><br /></div><div>It was an engaging, gritty, fun as absolute crap game and it was the first time the player actually felt like Batman. Rocksteady perfected the transition from stealth to full blown combat that most games can never do. One minute you'd be sneaking up on a thug and taking him down silently, the next you're engaged in fisticuffs with 15 ruffians, leaping from one to the other, snapping limbs and throwing Batarangs everywhere. For the first time in video game history, you weren't just playing Batman, you WERE Batman.</div><div><br /></div><div>Arkham Aslyum also opened up a new level of Gotham for newcomers, the majority of people outside the comic world would know a few villains, but Rocksteady said "fuck you, know em all", and provided a massive amount of easter eggs, character bios, and tributes. Walking past a jail cell then doing a double take as I saw pages strewn across the room, all with dates marked on them, I said to myself "holy shit.. calender man?" and BOOM, with the press of the scan button the game gave me Calender Man's backstory and even an awesome little sketch of him.</div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2KJMe4hjbRRnNBdoyYKXWPg4Rdesns27K4ai0RrgcII4K6byRFa4ZA56WrrFz4ugGjY_XWgNEKh9Nhas_RFPYk15xfp7PpXzePq9zDlEW4o5R3tefOHdIQ6m-BQM1zUnPq72zWTY1Brg/s400/black-superman.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674061199528522450" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 400px; " /><div>Rocksteady struck gold once more, and gave Batman some space to stretch his legs and go on the prowl. Walling off a section of Gotham, Arkham City put you in the famous city itself, albeit a little worse for wear... you felt like Batman on a rough night, traversing rooftops, beating on thugs, and foiling the plots of the more eccentric villains.</div><div><br /></div><div>All good things must come to an end though, and while I feel Batman has one more mind blowing game in him from Rocksteady, I know they can't churn out the gold too many more times. Rocksteady know this too, and they've already looked towards other DC Superfriends just waiting for a good game to be made for them, and god damn they're overdue.</div><div><br /></div><div>But the problem with another character is there's really only one other option for a DC superhero. And that's Superman.</div><div><br /></div><div>DC really missed the boat when it came to superhero movies. Where Marvel's colourful critters leap from the page to the screen easily, DC banks a lot of old storylines, some that date back to the 40's into a relatively small roster. And trying to put 70 years of character evolution into a 90 minute movie results in poor misunderstood films. This means that the mainstream audience are only familiar with a few DC characters, limiting Rocksteady's choice for their next game.</div><div><br /></div><div>The problem with Superman is he's just too fucking Super. Clark works great when he plays a small role, like in Batman: Hush, and The Dark Knight Returns. In fact I half expected him to make a cameo in Arkham City much like Robin's little bit. Since they took a lot of ideas from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Man's_Land_(comics)" target="_blank">No Man's Land</a> which had a brilliant single issue story with Superman, I was looking foward to a little back and forth with Bruce and Clark. But hell, that's what DLC is for right?</div><div><br /></div><div>Superman is great in small doses, but as a main focal point he loses his impact. There's no slow burn with him, he can utterly decimate anything at the speed of light. Let me break it down into a few key points why a Superman Game just won't work.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDRlpTNJBYsoajUiDaa4Zpxgf-B2fnb7p1pGRR41PTEK3n86rT5LkX2riJoWZ_inJBSKN4MbkdfeUp9SXLI2c-juAqX91SWIZ05N4PHMVLaBuolDc3kepHvWgd7a8ljEw4PCzPlox66UE/s400/Timm_Classic_Superman.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674056559604928674" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 329px; height: 400px; " /><div><i>1)</i> <b>Superdickery</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Batman is, at the end of the day, an ordinary man. Sure he's at his mental and physical peak, but he's still flesh and bone and blood. A stray bullet would put an end to his entire crusade. </div><div><br /></div><div>Fighting 15 thugs in Arkham City takes a little bit of practice, and you still get knocked about if it doesn't go your way. Put a guy with a gun into the mix, and you're in a potentially lethal situation there.</div><div><br /></div><div>With Superman, there's no danger. The guy can pummel the strongest opponents into dust, and is impervious to bullets. Superman fighting thugs is unbelievable, he'd have to go up against aliens, or robots, or other super-men, and that's just silly.</div><div><br /></div><div>And the stealth parts, why need stealth when he can fly at the speed of sound? He'd round up 6 armoured and armed thugs in a second. Where Batman has to sneak around and use every trick he knows to come out unscathed, Superman can literally dick around.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>2)</i> <b>Lex Luthor is a douche.</b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjshjM1iQfztq99YCYG7dJlZc4GC0gm9btAT6MTU2r_hLl14IzFOV54A6bE-d618KTs0x82aRWmNJ4SC6fItbVuDVTp5pEVNljDOvWheqWz2NSU6hy-LGC1AT7WiF2JCDIBbD11YL0nBs/s1600/521222-lex_06_super.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjshjM1iQfztq99YCYG7dJlZc4GC0gm9btAT6MTU2r_hLl14IzFOV54A6bE-d618KTs0x82aRWmNJ4SC6fItbVuDVTp5pEVNljDOvWheqWz2NSU6hy-LGC1AT7WiF2JCDIBbD11YL0nBs/s400/521222-lex_06_super.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674057984408248754" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>President Chucklefuck</i></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Batman's villains are Batshit crazy, they have no desire for world domination or the like. Most want to just make money, or kill for the sake of killing. They reflect the deteriorating city in which they live. A city so corrupt and depraved it's cannibalising itself.</div><div><br /></div><div>All of Superman's villains are domination geared. All they want to do is take over or destroy the world because they're thick-browed knuckleheads. He has 3 slightly non-generic villains, Bizzaro, Brainiac, and Lex Luthor.</div><div><br /></div><div>Bizzaro would be the only one which could work in a straight out combat boss fight, since he's essentially Superman's version of "Shadow Link" in the Zelda series. Brainiac would be his Riddler to Batman, but that's a hell of a stretch there already. I suppose he could send robots to try to fuck shit up, but fighting robots compared to thugs... it just seems... well.. a tad shit.</div><div><br /></div><div>And his greatest nemesis, Lex.. what can he do? He's just a douchey businessman who outsmarts Clark constantly, all he could really do is send waves of baddies at him, and hire out some aliens to knock over a building.</div><div><br /></div><div>I don't know about you, but I couldn't give two shits about Superman's villlains. Now Batman, with The Joker, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, The Riddler, Pengiun... all great unique baddies, and most of them entirely believable. (To an extent).</div><div><br /></div><div>When your main villain is the President of the United States, maybe you're not that good a hero?</div><div><br /></div><div><i>3)</i> <b>Arkham City tour, gliding: 10 minutes, flying: 10 seconds.</b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY8tyBCohuOZ6WD5ZuAq6CG8d5CU-ehk1we-wtbXDAxwo0H1zN7SXYE8TR61rhhFsk0-jubD80oggGWqfjTBH3iyOTI76knL3H23gbAsIhPhOdUpDb5eKHrnQBLYiIdP5lKdRfwyzdKnk/s1600/batman-arkham-city-8.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY8tyBCohuOZ6WD5ZuAq6CG8d5CU-ehk1we-wtbXDAxwo0H1zN7SXYE8TR61rhhFsk0-jubD80oggGWqfjTBH3iyOTI76knL3H23gbAsIhPhOdUpDb5eKHrnQBLYiIdP5lKdRfwyzdKnk/s400/batman-arkham-city-8.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674057656551419010" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Why walk when you can dance?</span></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Batman is limited to how fast he can get to places in Arkham City, in a pinch he can get from one far end to the other (around the big middle wall) in about 2 minutes, and I reckon a good 10 minutes would be needed to cover most of the skyline. But he's only going so fast. With his gliding and grappling Batman has to really put the effort in to get somewhere fast, making the Mr Zsasz missions nail-biting towards the end. </div><div><br /></div><div>Superman moves as fast as a mousefart, in an area that's 3-4 square miles, he could just fly back and forth at leisure. To really give it a sense of distance for Metropolis, Rocksteady would have to increase the city size at least 10 times. And you know what that means? Generic shitty buildings.</div><div><br /></div><div>Arkham City has around 50 buildings inside the walls, at a guess. Including a large church, the Museum/Icerberg Lounge, the subway, Wonder City, the GCPD Building, Steel Mill, Poison Ivy's living fortress, and some other memorable establishments. It has a very unique look to it, each building has character and really gives you the feel of a proper city. But if they had to stretch the size of Metropolis for Superman, they'd have to cut down on the uniqueness, and recycle in a lot of buildings.</div><div><br /></div><div>And what's in Metropolis anyway? The Daily Planet and what? I haven't got a clue. </div><div><br /></div><div><i>4)</i><b> Gadgets Galore.</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJbVKGVDo5H0NeQ08esz5b4ywqPW59pbTHn3S-JtyBltU9Kc61kocXcAkrOA7d6UgUy1Fpr5XhGoNuzJdM-8hMgPsMnpsVNqLRTRQmNDKaV5gh82f_cH7bTA_cdBXBNWQxqcmJRw8FuHo/s1600/batman-arkham-city-gadgets_500x268.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJbVKGVDo5H0NeQ08esz5b4ywqPW59pbTHn3S-JtyBltU9Kc61kocXcAkrOA7d6UgUy1Fpr5XhGoNuzJdM-8hMgPsMnpsVNqLRTRQmNDKaV5gh82f_cH7bTA_cdBXBNWQxqcmJRw8FuHo/s400/batman-arkham-city-gadgets_500x268.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674058484915393986" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 214px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Batman channels his inner Pikachu</i></span></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div>Batman is limited to exploring the city by the gadgets he has unlocked. Some gaps are just too big to traverse without the line launcher, and steam pipes block the way to other parts until you get the freeze grenades. A new Batman game could introduce more challenges that could be overcome by equipping Bruce with a new gadget.</div><div><br /></div><div>Superman, again, can fly and is invulnerable. He can freeze things with his breath, and he can melt shit with his face. What kind of unlocks could we have for the Man of Steel?</div><div><br /></div><div>The "Powerless" idea will always be thrown about, make Superman weak so he has to unlock/gain his powers back and access new areas. But honestly.. is that something we want? Do we want to play a Superman game and find out you can't fly for 80% of it? That's just phoning it in. And how many storylines has relied on Superman not being that Super? The entire freaking series of Smallville was about Superman slowly learning his moves. It's the most overused story arc in the DC universe.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>5)</i> <b>If(!Superman){trace("Then Who?!");}</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDVy9AwMCab_S9nXY4iwvoUHkL8JQj9OuEMhnIjGOw120Fq9tJfqqwKfyymfx5MUj3JWPB9EE9Ik0yCWXwKKZQvsQAM6DeRGCL5m8by7p6aHtlarQsbJLpinivI_T3r1uqVBt-M-PEsdE/s400/Justice-League-justice-league-14196765-768-755.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674060121576527426" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 393px; " /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >One of the few non-Bruce Timm images in this article</span></i></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div>Video games, like any product, are all about profits. And if you want to profit from a game, you really need to appeal to a wide audience. DC has a massive problem with this. Since Batman and Superman are really their only two main stayers in the public eye. And if a Superman game just won't work with the Arkham engine, then who will it work with? </div><div><br /></div><div>Let's check the roster.</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh69creI7J5pHs8JMoYY0dE8U75g0GPuoHphzsP2W8ccar8H1zP7PhTsxogR3d62M-n3TTMRMVarjRNXV6GUVhr1qj2xHTS4HR2xWgj0yol0D9ehtnrQYekNuXyik4D3jeiVuhYJsk0mD4/s1600/WonderWoman.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh69creI7J5pHs8JMoYY0dE8U75g0GPuoHphzsP2W8ccar8H1zP7PhTsxogR3d62M-n3TTMRMVarjRNXV6GUVhr1qj2xHTS4HR2xWgj0yol0D9ehtnrQYekNuXyik4D3jeiVuhYJsk0mD4/s400/WonderWoman.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674052757183236946" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 330px; " /></a><div><b>Wonder Woman</b></div><div><i>PROS:</i></div><div>- Well known and liked.</div><div>- Appeals to female gamers, and since they're nearly matching male gamers in numbers and there are still so many male-dominated games, it'd be great to have a proper female kick-ass character to go alongside Lara Croft and less alongside Bloodrayne.. the boobie sex vampire..</div><div>- Has a few Batman-esque gadgets: The lasso and wrist thingos would work well.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>CONS:</i></div><div>- Essentially a female Superman.</div><div>- Boring assortment of villains.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4cJxo5RZVKQTarNPaKEL5_kYkR-dBP9GTd727Qt7bPxnbx_htxSZm3Eeh0txQocb9jhkRvhB28E-SEZGuPyJ2Wlgg9p-h0GRMEh4ruJR55jDyTXWYPyVmMPw2xVXi-FD9KhMiED8PwGg/s1600/green-lantern-the-animated-series_288x288.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4cJxo5RZVKQTarNPaKEL5_kYkR-dBP9GTd727Qt7bPxnbx_htxSZm3Eeh0txQocb9jhkRvhB28E-SEZGuPyJ2Wlgg9p-h0GRMEh4ruJR55jDyTXWYPyVmMPw2xVXi-FD9KhMiED8PwGg/s400/green-lantern-the-animated-series_288x288.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674052981334790754" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 288px; " /></a><div><b>Green Lantern</b></div><div><i>PROS:</i></div><div>- Midly well known</div><div>- Gadget system would work with various willpower moves</div><div>- More believable fighting thugs, as Hal is still a mortal man at heart.</div><div>- Great backstory and villain pool</div><div>- Alternate Lanterns, including <a href="http://www.costumes4less.com/Prodimages/Main/8/MainZ21102.jpg" target="_blank">Black-O-Lantern</a></div><div><br /></div><div><i>CONS:</i></div><div>- Movie was critically panned worldwide.</div><div>- Had no real location to match Arkham City, would have to settle for a generic city, or a few locations, or .. space</div><div>- Can fly, though not as fast as Superman (you would believe anyway... he DOES patrol the freaking galaxy with efficiency)</div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoB6CZM3VplsII2Eq0H34DJtxA0xHE-cDuC8PFgpXASo8RZbiEQCfqwRHhEWWnP89KBvZXk_u6AWhfcBzpTsnujAbfQCiY0yXGdh0TiEfDRt8QEitVF69CQ99WU1urQcsyqVOm_f3QShU/s400/jlu-flash.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674054140282610034" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 179px; height: 275px; " /><div><b>The Flash</b></div><div><i>PROS: </i></div><div>- Slow him down a little bit, and he'd still be a believable character in the combat section.</div><div>- Combat engine would work nicely with him, and could be real fun.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>CONS:</i></div><div>- No gadget system, most moves would be speed based.</div><div>- Known well enough, but no memorable villains or location. Want to fight some baddies in Keystone? "What's Keystone?" I hear you ask.. exactly.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ6v_qgcKXEG4VC8C7zUXWW5px5cJm1UiZq3Ilg3Dqg4zLNY9BDotmAHgyXDbJDgz0veXqtGTrNJpbgfKXDm6fIWOxyEB_oSeZMRfnKtwJFAVv7yTxuP2U8hvEyMz9D1y8X8vldZnA5ys/s400/Green_Arrow_JLU.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674055914252752050" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 219px; " /><div><b>Green Arrow</b></div><div><i>PROS:</i></div><div>- Ollie is Bruce with a bow and arrow. He's a street level hero with no powers, just lots of money and skill.</div><div>- Gadgets up the wazoo. Green Arrow utilizes "trick arrows", opening up a great selection.</div><div>- Attacking thugs on rooftops is what he does best</div><div>- Existing storylines with Green Lantern, <a href="http://michaelmay.us/09blog/06/0618_blackcanary.jpg" target="_blank">Black Canary,</a> The Flash, and his own Robin-esque sidekicks. Green Arrow has a great collection of partners.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>CONS:</i></div><div>- No real bad guys apart from "generic dictator" or "crime boss"</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi236Hu8Byk7kEEf2qOAKgN-fq7Q_NggIkYdlgWjLbtNU-oWZpEmfPuyYvuMjSew27b9ik62AV7BLbVid5MJQRLLqINvAfMuvi1vIZNwnmfAW0SufnTttFIFG18j1wXfhMNQC0oOuVXOTk/s1600/harpoon_aquaman.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi236Hu8Byk7kEEf2qOAKgN-fq7Q_NggIkYdlgWjLbtNU-oWZpEmfPuyYvuMjSew27b9ik62AV7BLbVid5MJQRLLqINvAfMuvi1vIZNwnmfAW0SufnTttFIFG18j1wXfhMNQC0oOuVXOTk/s400/harpoon_aquaman.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674056331438668242" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px; " /></a><div><b>Aquaman:</b></div><div><i>CONS</i></div><div>- Aquaman</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Finally, why not pass on the mantle? After playing through the challenge maps of Arkham Asylum, I'm imppressed with the move-set they gave <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l04f5usNET1qbwzrao1_400.jpg" target="_blank">Robin</a>, with his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaozRVqSS5Q" target="_blank">own set of gadets and that awesome retractable staff he uses</a>, why not? At the very least have him as a playable character along with <a href="http://www.heroicfineart.com/catalog/images/Timm_[YouScratchMyBack]_Nightwing_&_Catwoman_OPC.jpg" target="_blank">Nightwing. The catwoman </a>parts were fun if not a little short. I'd really like to see more of the boy wonder in the mix.</div><div><br /></div><div>Rocksteady have spun gold twice now, and I have faith in their abilities. If they do make a Superman game, let it not be their undoing.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-26670304999329560402011-07-25T04:51:00.000-07:002011-07-25T05:35:29.507-07:00Newcastle Markets, a tour through modern trash<div>In the decaying ruins of West Newcastle lies a 4 storey building named generically "The Store", when it was first opened it served as a hub for markets, with a large grocery area at the bottom with food courts and.. tobacconists... It was the perfect place for the lower rungs of society to mingle and swap wares.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then it shut down for about 10 years. </div><div><br /></div><div>The floors are now open again for markets, and the wife wanted to check it out. I was skeptical, but grabbed my camera and decided to make a blog entry about it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Remember that old Monty Python Movie "The Meaning of Life?", out of the main movies they made it was the worst. And despite being made in 1983 some software company thought they were on a winner when they decided to make a game out of it:</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXQmJag2aGYSsCq6Tn9K9-bETywmLvMy4J1xW7Ol4QL3BBNWDkvLWLtZrXfTrz2D9zIPdQydCYiDtPu8WJf22w011ifkzDsSpbj-m92tvkNE9M_0rAhDEmg2A69HMU866D_egafc4nKE4/s1600/IMG_1593.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXQmJag2aGYSsCq6Tn9K9-bETywmLvMy4J1xW7Ol4QL3BBNWDkvLWLtZrXfTrz2D9zIPdQydCYiDtPu8WJf22w011ifkzDsSpbj-m92tvkNE9M_0rAhDEmg2A69HMU866D_egafc4nKE4/s400/IMG_1593.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258880394923970" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">There were 4 boxes full of them. Even for a dollar I didn't bother grabbing it.</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihLFp1Ogds5wnzUMFDfVoxWbv3AOH_5A2_OanxWeysjdZrxnx4FXyicJYNn3qPR7D0HVkv9-LgirANLEcGslNf9sW_qGcLiQ1qYffQ6v5k6LGOkAjaPs6VXQT_UUVCJYD8fB-gcq_JJvs/s1600/IMG_1595.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihLFp1Ogds5wnzUMFDfVoxWbv3AOH_5A2_OanxWeysjdZrxnx4FXyicJYNn3qPR7D0HVkv9-LgirANLEcGslNf9sW_qGcLiQ1qYffQ6v5k6LGOkAjaPs6VXQT_UUVCJYD8fB-gcq_JJvs/s400/IMG_1595.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258877868552258" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know how many Star Trek books were made, but I counted 20 different titles.</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdgL8Qt8oPvpJjcEN9PojBw9_NYtZ6kmDpjwPfS87-L5iL-wKQEYF_YyHWF249lf50lQFF4cCzGoVcPUVmmObnV7ujy5GrZT2lzjwZoFc_GuCNerrHlTL05lJ4O1ptpE8BpJyf6b5P9AI/s1600/IMG_1596.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdgL8Qt8oPvpJjcEN9PojBw9_NYtZ6kmDpjwPfS87-L5iL-wKQEYF_YyHWF249lf50lQFF4cCzGoVcPUVmmObnV7ujy5GrZT2lzjwZoFc_GuCNerrHlTL05lJ4O1ptpE8BpJyf6b5P9AI/s400/IMG_1596.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258875063803458" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">There was even a Star Trek Voyager book there, I couldn't think of anything worse.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYwy6LgLsSSuhY44VhZD7PivKXT0iAe1OUuYbJZ54Aj4v1i6iqT-NcEbiNnUI4RKOXgIFmmaGMMll2sCASPnOQq-dqgo44kMAprOVsHxuTqSewYDeQwaTAgGJZu3ARKkWDQoz6mCXcyxM/s1600/IMG_1597.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYwy6LgLsSSuhY44VhZD7PivKXT0iAe1OUuYbJZ54Aj4v1i6iqT-NcEbiNnUI4RKOXgIFmmaGMMll2sCASPnOQq-dqgo44kMAprOVsHxuTqSewYDeQwaTAgGJZu3ARKkWDQoz6mCXcyxM/s400/IMG_1597.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258870124500562" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">These books were on the "Girls 7-10" table.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-94xPSzrRIT_bdRwYfqnUJTJH7LNGuMFK8AQ6S9cb-lLUIJXvZCEx5K3QE6rysyt0Op2dx2uT-aAoIx9Rq6I49PXxNzgzw0HooGSa71YIc_QmRtnirObWWnsf-zte-5vWBMA_safP1ew/s1600/IMG_1598.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-94xPSzrRIT_bdRwYfqnUJTJH7LNGuMFK8AQ6S9cb-lLUIJXvZCEx5K3QE6rysyt0Op2dx2uT-aAoIx9Rq6I49PXxNzgzw0HooGSa71YIc_QmRtnirObWWnsf-zte-5vWBMA_safP1ew/s400/IMG_1598.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258701990458898" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I think the boy on this cover is meant to be an angry teen. But the windmill and Rick Astley haircut doesn't help his macho image.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDaiBbSj7RXIUbGCIU-t0jqbwCAEjIiY4UET4Ng5_VFqMxXILkuHkTm6oiEk2eVRsTNCdNDBPVonXLj5dJY7OLNhIoL46QuhzqrNxJxsVm9SAK_FHSXhNvQD0y9fs4NktA3oTn_SWr9ZM/s1600/IMG_1599.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDaiBbSj7RXIUbGCIU-t0jqbwCAEjIiY4UET4Ng5_VFqMxXILkuHkTm6oiEk2eVRsTNCdNDBPVonXLj5dJY7OLNhIoL46QuhzqrNxJxsVm9SAK_FHSXhNvQD0y9fs4NktA3oTn_SWr9ZM/s400/IMG_1599.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258697861580818" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"THAT'S NOT A PROP IN YOUR POCKET!"</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9W2ZSxLumvDmAh9sGr5qS6fB5rhlpQEbfV_qmljtP6M_2B1qNmw93KeGsEjVLP7o2UsyWSVBgKYz_oaAvjD63DYX3binoymxBf999QKe5_ieWA9Zld_fxAXUIeba2rSRancGCPqTKA50/s1600/IMG_1600.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9W2ZSxLumvDmAh9sGr5qS6fB5rhlpQEbfV_qmljtP6M_2B1qNmw93KeGsEjVLP7o2UsyWSVBgKYz_oaAvjD63DYX3binoymxBf999QKe5_ieWA9Zld_fxAXUIeba2rSRancGCPqTKA50/s400/IMG_1600.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258695848941666" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The "Everything 1 dollar" area. Nothing but absolute shit.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbAhHFOVd7_RCvoEI7fXO2tw3NJLw4yqRDun0EBWqcn6ERwekA_0OKnDuupi27-EYjzS1Gkg1HRlx04pqbBPEvwXoxrndXy1qYVKY8yNcES9yCKhBwxKFnfRdT0DOUoVFY027c-m9dZeg/s1600/IMG_1600.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><br /></a></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Y4LKAxeL2ObVMmTwttglS8N-GkQl_cMchJQN8U2AMAO7njyH4aEfGBmQ1W9m0XMjlrnDqBCFM02H8UDdjZOTUCuOFS8-3KHPTyKD0Rpyl-MD29OzMKraSwDRMjcQdIJqlSWnI0IlHmQ/s400/IMG_1601.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258692385268114" /><div style="text-align: center;">Quality Merchandise</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSqm5i3ZlqC7Jj0yAkzP_7VI1vuPJDGYGCRV6d1PfmrcJ2lzgAWZyvNasheygoRypR_RSkKQspU__ta47F0EaY7ExETuXfvY6jmtjt1RBDXZlUdfsL03NRJ0NsXrbjN46i3ZFyW14YgN8/s1600/IMG_1602.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSqm5i3ZlqC7Jj0yAkzP_7VI1vuPJDGYGCRV6d1PfmrcJ2lzgAWZyvNasheygoRypR_RSkKQspU__ta47F0EaY7ExETuXfvY6jmtjt1RBDXZlUdfsL03NRJ0NsXrbjN46i3ZFyW14YgN8/s400/IMG_1602.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258045753596050" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">With a large variety of children's DVDs!</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcrBD7RRtfFkLxMHz2nXXZdOTlzjPNUxH5oRjaB-e7T_MQCyDsZccj0O1XvVrkbdfP_A2ns_DzSXQ2djwD1g-R6bMSNXl7MMlHciGjGN0uuqmue-SGAq5wfesm06xN6c22gLaKoubjvWo/s1600/IMG_1603.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcrBD7RRtfFkLxMHz2nXXZdOTlzjPNUxH5oRjaB-e7T_MQCyDsZccj0O1XvVrkbdfP_A2ns_DzSXQ2djwD1g-R6bMSNXl7MMlHciGjGN0uuqmue-SGAq5wfesm06xN6c22gLaKoubjvWo/s400/IMG_1603.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258040658514546" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">And utterly confusing products.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI_d5Is7vBjo8WU5RThIUELU0-Ioa8ku4SEaqFGqd-rz9u2LUMDMdigITXp-WE4Rldkua4_fWLa1D77y_xnDP6coSac0UXssDfIQVocACBTy7iN4rgc96D59ZFvu2N52gsClwdxN8Jr3c/s1600/IMG_1605.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI_d5Is7vBjo8WU5RThIUELU0-Ioa8ku4SEaqFGqd-rz9u2LUMDMdigITXp-WE4Rldkua4_fWLa1D77y_xnDP6coSac0UXssDfIQVocACBTy7iN4rgc96D59ZFvu2N52gsClwdxN8Jr3c/s400/IMG_1605.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258040860443090" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The entire place looked like a shanty town. In that blue tent was "authentic shiatzu massage", I glanced inside, and it was this fat asian man leaning on people.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxmH5PFhwT4LTKBhmb-xHKZkElP5BhStJ18Ux3A-l6DZmhbUP2DGH53f0notQff0ds_GV8hRk0bCc2jR2Pqb9kKk7n4kGOHPTj8inv-ClMUSvn0NPdbiijiwp4OisXAkuE69WxrVHwCj4/s1600/IMG_1607.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxmH5PFhwT4LTKBhmb-xHKZkElP5BhStJ18Ux3A-l6DZmhbUP2DGH53f0notQff0ds_GV8hRk0bCc2jR2Pqb9kKk7n4kGOHPTj8inv-ClMUSvn0NPdbiijiwp4OisXAkuE69WxrVHwCj4/s400/IMG_1607.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258041702629282" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Cherry Glow Lipstick Twilight.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7yvdabdL88td8H6Qher0-mOqIEY0MCeYVzOyUez4Q39-vAFM0KUYxWlOK4OV54FAw1gq2BfCkvPJ9r8p1RbJ5b2b7j6wdhDHrHs63mIhcrrSHw9CJdDpHdhOOBxnlN_EpvbItYoLWZtw/s1600/IMG_1608.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7yvdabdL88td8H6Qher0-mOqIEY0MCeYVzOyUez4Q39-vAFM0KUYxWlOK4OV54FAw1gq2BfCkvPJ9r8p1RbJ5b2b7j6wdhDHrHs63mIhcrrSHw9CJdDpHdhOOBxnlN_EpvbItYoLWZtw/s400/IMG_1608.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633258035075359282" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">EVERY market EVER has a fucking framed Indian poster.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqNBdP1clXan5e_DHyqkjVTum6MWBcixg82X6pqUQxwJTLauL_wwnjpkrSUDmNOeQxARshzXrzIS62LQCEYfIFJI3UEAfLFbp3AHiaTA-wvhFh0SVgIuaxqLJT4ogKw7umOnj5n9V63Qk/s1600/IMG_1609.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqNBdP1clXan5e_DHyqkjVTum6MWBcixg82X6pqUQxwJTLauL_wwnjpkrSUDmNOeQxARshzXrzIS62LQCEYfIFJI3UEAfLFbp3AHiaTA-wvhFh0SVgIuaxqLJT4ogKw7umOnj5n9V63Qk/s400/IMG_1609.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257824064876082" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This authentic framed Kiss poster will look great in any room in your house.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgEsnetsRowUGrGm4aLKR-1OhGHdGjN7CoolvRYy10eAopc8QPfL7_gaozeoDmckXUyX5UeTGUscQmWK7Byel8r3B4cVbCLcWKK40kn1h9CRSIF5122XbxtLXi436jh3gwWL5KbQBuAWY/s1600/IMG_1610.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgEsnetsRowUGrGm4aLKR-1OhGHdGjN7CoolvRYy10eAopc8QPfL7_gaozeoDmckXUyX5UeTGUscQmWK7Byel8r3B4cVbCLcWKK40kn1h9CRSIF5122XbxtLXi436jh3gwWL5KbQBuAWY/s400/IMG_1610.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257820144083634" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Again, EVERY market. There's a series of framed "semi naked medieval woman" drawing.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXobWtWi0PNl6MCE9WiCxf6eNUkuWMBCm1OjlQzu-oggkmYZdHvnYCEd0NJTbR63V6Z_jxrXayirKtdvA27_WVFPJEOR2afmVPTGWCHpHi26BkNBij5871XlWwJ9b_XO6GOoygF0UGOpM/s1600/IMG_1611.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXobWtWi0PNl6MCE9WiCxf6eNUkuWMBCm1OjlQzu-oggkmYZdHvnYCEd0NJTbR63V6Z_jxrXayirKtdvA27_WVFPJEOR2afmVPTGWCHpHi26BkNBij5871XlWwJ9b_XO6GOoygF0UGOpM/s400/IMG_1611.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257821833442114" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Explain to your family why you're single with our brilliant Shawn Michaels collage poster.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxckIfwPCFmKJejKkpGnzh71YCh3qlYBFMLvsRzueUgARF37lXglC_gEM5EILnYvyRUzSOTAM1OgTygcahyphenhyphenoS4X0L0eCXCnF_3EVg5W5RxKrI5ceSzCbMe5rMd0kPndDwl1q1qhORkisM/s1600/IMG_1612.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxckIfwPCFmKJejKkpGnzh71YCh3qlYBFMLvsRzueUgARF37lXglC_gEM5EILnYvyRUzSOTAM1OgTygcahyphenhyphenoS4X0L0eCXCnF_3EVg5W5RxKrI5ceSzCbMe5rMd0kPndDwl1q1qhORkisM/s400/IMG_1612.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257816014612994" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This poster got The Godfather and Scarface muddled up</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgepnst4XivaRVstthBBpY3Pftgammz7KnwmA1OY_tIBl3s5bL6qz1mkwIpwYacTrC-CbQx8WLngsAeDjxN8i6ER1fngOiJIP8_W0hhGcm7lmO0l7AISpPbOLlQMgay_xKJPPrRMheEltE/s1600/IMG_1613.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgepnst4XivaRVstthBBpY3Pftgammz7KnwmA1OY_tIBl3s5bL6qz1mkwIpwYacTrC-CbQx8WLngsAeDjxN8i6ER1fngOiJIP8_W0hhGcm7lmO0l7AISpPbOLlQMgay_xKJPPrRMheEltE/s400/IMG_1613.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257817804699154" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Like white sweaty irishmen? Well WE HAVE THE POSTER FOR YOU!</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigigZLtwicWNHtr5nZTHCF6v_U2EQz2RzkNOHbejQZBVK8huHY8Xte2BG52QuwIMaen90Qp5A-nUx-gZGJzrlEM46qbRf1lyq5dwnpEGtJQArmiNT5rNWlNzms8eWbCLaAyH8K5_tz7N0/s1600/IMG_1614.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigigZLtwicWNHtr5nZTHCF6v_U2EQz2RzkNOHbejQZBVK8huHY8Xte2BG52QuwIMaen90Qp5A-nUx-gZGJzrlEM46qbRf1lyq5dwnpEGtJQArmiNT5rNWlNzms8eWbCLaAyH8K5_tz7N0/s400/IMG_1614.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257571070215314" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Scared as fuck" dog, 5 dollars</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg86ygQkCXxN3EIH3-P1IZfjiKRmUwUIdVzJRJKM-eVzSchH3YkP8zgLI4UKWZmS7yLj5kCNrtS2tgfiNwSzJ_Hd-vdUgR3HU_t1WFKH1sozbyySsW5bv8tGdllQi-NFgmOK9HMTvGZdIg/s1600/IMG_1615.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg86ygQkCXxN3EIH3-P1IZfjiKRmUwUIdVzJRJKM-eVzSchH3YkP8zgLI4UKWZmS7yLj5kCNrtS2tgfiNwSzJ_Hd-vdUgR3HU_t1WFKH1sozbyySsW5bv8tGdllQi-NFgmOK9HMTvGZdIg/s400/IMG_1615.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257571376525682" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I used to live with a Sri Lankan girl in Newcastle, everything she owned look like this. Now I know where she shopped.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM3hfHidX4PW7dblLogAGUMYAl5JznCX00VgrychjlYmfR8hXB041TTcgCQhvKYgOboWdI_arL-eSHyFDk9XzE-8rPXlMl30cyNXW6-ggDBRnwvJgcRdSHe0xC1pwd-UEyvepUCkd0QFs/s1600/IMG_1616.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM3hfHidX4PW7dblLogAGUMYAl5JznCX00VgrychjlYmfR8hXB041TTcgCQhvKYgOboWdI_arL-eSHyFDk9XzE-8rPXlMl30cyNXW6-ggDBRnwvJgcRdSHe0xC1pwd-UEyvepUCkd0QFs/s400/IMG_1616.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257570202489538" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Hello".. This carefully written note was placed above a statue of death holding an ashtray.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7cC-yV0QWlJFGAKn8WT34QENEgfjnfAazEI0MHjuAbiekH1-bYRRZ5BgSNo8TTo9rPBSKMS6X9qXNxWTBc8Tpk8oBR2TwwJNPaci5hCf2kwGZrai2yljAI6enXMqX82vGRt0HASUhNHY/s1600/IMG_1617.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7cC-yV0QWlJFGAKn8WT34QENEgfjnfAazEI0MHjuAbiekH1-bYRRZ5BgSNo8TTo9rPBSKMS6X9qXNxWTBc8Tpk8oBR2TwwJNPaci5hCf2kwGZrai2yljAI6enXMqX82vGRt0HASUhNHY/s400/IMG_1617.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257569767040450" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">At the back of the fruit shop, the ruins of a lost dream. The markets only took up 40% of the building. Someone had an idea of a large sprawling bartertown.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTFJ5PQ89U9mXYTyQx8uBjzNLhvT3SdhRKChsIR6v-kU_AQhLtH7S9Ojx7H6xdzujHmkyxE2LyoUzfbxQ_HeTMXYhtExyV_i94EaBjqrtvJSePu8j4jxxeIY4Dz-ZYL5Q0RIMqTP1pLyE/s1600/IMG_1618.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTFJ5PQ89U9mXYTyQx8uBjzNLhvT3SdhRKChsIR6v-kU_AQhLtH7S9Ojx7H6xdzujHmkyxE2LyoUzfbxQ_HeTMXYhtExyV_i94EaBjqrtvJSePu8j4jxxeIY4Dz-ZYL5Q0RIMqTP1pLyE/s400/IMG_1618.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257564478135090" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This Asian man aggressively took 40 dollars worth of tomatoes. He filled GARBAGE BAGS with them. I grabbed 6 tomatoes and he gave me the stare of death.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY2VZOnNcVtud3tA-kBou-Jhj4acOiufFGV8dGL6H7SqCMDSDhCVWuw5E3QKVfAc8zEZiEOvWeRZhDqod-n4OIbTx6nwUp0CKUMqy5C99vkvV_cMYDbU_BspOEphT7gWmSn9Kx9LF19sM/s1600/IMG_1620.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY2VZOnNcVtud3tA-kBou-Jhj4acOiufFGV8dGL6H7SqCMDSDhCVWuw5E3QKVfAc8zEZiEOvWeRZhDqod-n4OIbTx6nwUp0CKUMqy5C99vkvV_cMYDbU_BspOEphT7gWmSn9Kx9LF19sM/s400/IMG_1620.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257266452932562" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Best part of the markets was right here, any spice you could think of, cheap as shit.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI0jtFetFBx1PGaXbTxGHvJ_nqrRfNSm_eAQI6cQrH4geWLC9WeYn7vYL1-c5GgL8j-QiOJVT2gzcR7NTmizbOibqiQKamRcEL9OU-oUK2tw73MuVYiEnjLhJfwo3oR0tZWNCL_44K7Mc/s1600/IMG_1621.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI0jtFetFBx1PGaXbTxGHvJ_nqrRfNSm_eAQI6cQrH4geWLC9WeYn7vYL1-c5GgL8j-QiOJVT2gzcR7NTmizbOibqiQKamRcEL9OU-oUK2tw73MuVYiEnjLhJfwo3oR0tZWNCL_44K7Mc/s400/IMG_1621.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257263922088434" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Weird ass teas too.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsJP0iXvxNBMP9vCfrPD4IH99h71xd0397ZfGPEZKsXD5klgUHCQYbKV5OFMt5aWqM_gNek5Zt4CT1LvK-JmPhLp95vsN43k-wA4rIRuhEf8rrnxnzMhCyS54TPrJoXhZB6uT8dJXSeA8/s1600/IMG_1622.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsJP0iXvxNBMP9vCfrPD4IH99h71xd0397ZfGPEZKsXD5klgUHCQYbKV5OFMt5aWqM_gNek5Zt4CT1LvK-JmPhLp95vsN43k-wA4rIRuhEf8rrnxnzMhCyS54TPrJoXhZB6uT8dJXSeA8/s400/IMG_1622.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257265445882130" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">At least the markets knew what demographic would show up. Wrestling appeals to the lowest common denominator. And there were wrestling toys everywhere.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ9bmrbQVIgEXwabIIacPjp26lD1MNh2z8yyZECC76jM7uyf2GtVWD9YIPFzZrQehRbn5eAdGR_uKKfg39hqmIMLDnmsC0qa24WbyA_k7A4wXTz2h4MoXxM1YgJjHnFVVzs4NusxHI3Ac/s1600/IMG_1623.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ9bmrbQVIgEXwabIIacPjp26lD1MNh2z8yyZECC76jM7uyf2GtVWD9YIPFzZrQehRbn5eAdGR_uKKfg39hqmIMLDnmsC0qa24WbyA_k7A4wXTz2h4MoXxM1YgJjHnFVVzs4NusxHI3Ac/s400/IMG_1623.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257256935134226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Zombie Pirates of the Caribbean? I get Orlando looks like that when he's banging Miranda Kerr.. I know I would</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl2SxhEKK5YWOD3TDQQlz92XhAR-enaKU2Rc7Pr97HQQ1WOyvpuC_PPDXBdNY95xsmCcUgjMPWE1YvEHHFlzx0uplyOphr9u57GR9cB0jIVvEReDPHkmRgsJeaGesj4ZIZsbhgtLYk7dc/s1600/IMG_1624.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl2SxhEKK5YWOD3TDQQlz92XhAR-enaKU2Rc7Pr97HQQ1WOyvpuC_PPDXBdNY95xsmCcUgjMPWE1YvEHHFlzx0uplyOphr9u57GR9cB0jIVvEReDPHkmRgsJeaGesj4ZIZsbhgtLYk7dc/s400/IMG_1624.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633257253534173746" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">A perfect gift for the man with everything: ARTHRITIS</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9sIIf3cRnATkn4MxAkzBRBXy7UQ3mzkFKYJhrWOIBQyKskI-BgxZbRzaYWIbkICd6_m8Ky4pNiX3gwztpuMD6IZs2cvBcuJ2u1RQA8tqFvoCud1u_c9fHXaRLzmEBLBtZeuFYvWIXqis/s1600/IMG_1625.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9sIIf3cRnATkn4MxAkzBRBXy7UQ3mzkFKYJhrWOIBQyKskI-BgxZbRzaYWIbkICd6_m8Ky4pNiX3gwztpuMD6IZs2cvBcuJ2u1RQA8tqFvoCud1u_c9fHXaRLzmEBLBtZeuFYvWIXqis/s400/IMG_1625.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633256895145117522" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Display only", these inflatable castles were right at the back of the building in a poorly lit area. 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It didn't come out properly, but in large fancy letters on that monitor are the words "CUNT BITCH"</div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">You stay classy Newcastle!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-50131289304134548332011-06-23T04:12:00.000-07:002012-05-03T04:31:30.727-07:00Supanova 2011<div style="text-align: left;">
Last month was that time of year again. Where the socially inept and critically unwashed join forces to annoy the shit out of each other at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Supanova</span>. Where <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">anime</span> shitheads rub groins with</div>
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each other, and the independent comic creators wish we had a proper comic convention to avoid the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">anime</span> groin rubbing.</div>
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I didn't go this year, due to family troubles, but I was fortunate enough to find a nice collection of images on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">interweb</span>, so let's credit them first:</div>
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My main source was from Spotlight Report .net (<a href="http://www.spotlightreport.net/wp/slider/on-the-spot-supanova-pop-culture-expo-sydney-2011">link</a>), and a few others were from News.com.au.</div>
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I hope they don't have a beef with me using the photos. I do this for fun and don't make money out of it, so don't sue me. I have no money and few pairs of pants.</div>
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<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Glomp</span> (verb): To punch one in the back of the neck with full force.</div>
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“I AM THE NIGHT”, shame this guy is 5 foot 2.</div>
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Since when does Jackie Chan have purple hair?</div>
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His biggest riddle is in his pants.</div>
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<span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Hipster Poison Ivy. I'd let her pull my weeds.</span></span> </div>
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Fred's 5 year stint in prison was the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Scooby</span> Gang's biggest mystery to date.</div>
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Hex <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Steph</span> from Good Game (Australian Gaming Programme), say what you will, she's rather gorgeous.</div>
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<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Cosplaying</span> as the latest “children's icon given the goth treatment” character. Why won't Tim Burton read my script about Little Miss <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Muffet's</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Tuffet</span> Orgy?</div>
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From left to right: Jackie Chan, Yes, No, Yes, No.</div>
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Last year's Emma Frost, this year's <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Babydoll</span>. Next year's high paid escort</div>
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I haven't been this attracted to a blue chick since my wife was choking on that chicken bone.</div>
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Cute <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">supergirl</span> with optional background Top Hat douche and greying <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">stoner</span>.</div>
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Wonder Dentistry, Sultry Ivy, and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Superderp</span>.</div>
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Jackie Chan</div>
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Like every other Marvel female, Black Cat is a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">cosplay</span> option for women looking to have sweaty men stare at them from afar.</div>
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Tom <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Felton</span> Fan Club</div>
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The girl on the left looks over some decorative rectal dildos, while the guy in the middle is clearly saying “SMELL THIS”</div>
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Bab's giving her endorsement.</div>
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Admiral <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Thunderthighs</span>, Rage Sperm, The Fantastic Turd, and <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Cardboardio</span></span></span> </div>
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<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Yu</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Gi</span>-Oh <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">fanclub</span>, entry forms are located in their van.</div>
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Captain Samoa and Tom Petty</div>
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<span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">After fielding questions like "What <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">anime</span> are you from?" and "Can you beat the ogre in level 4 without the shadow amulet?" JR went back to Dallas and shot himself.</span></span> </div>
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<span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">The only thing he couldn't Transform into was a man with a job.</span></span> </div>
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Sailor Pork</div>
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Jackie Chan</div>
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That's the 3<sup>rd</sup> best “Caged man raped by Gorilla” costume I've ever seen.</div>
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<span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Truly authentic Iron Man costume, right down to the alcohol dependency.</span></span> </div>
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Right: Bayonetta, Left: Double 0 Downs</div>
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I don't know what Anime they're from, but I'm sure it involved tentacled penises.</div>
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Meth addict Harley, and pie faced shit grin Joker</div>
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A stormtrooper</div>
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BEST stormtrooper</div>
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String Bean and Pork Pie, The Shirtless Wonders</div>
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“At conventions I play Wolverine! Outside of conventions I'm unemployed.” </div>
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Eats whatever a spider won't....</div>
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Jackie Chan</div>
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ANGULAR BATMAN MAKES CRIMINALS FEAR HIS GEOMETRY</div>
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Green Power Ranger, before he found jesus and became a <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_psBVSLbQj4bYpXDvXiKSftEb6UH8OAjGjdqr3UJC1bwETEt9XcKC5Fg418fT-v7t1JwSViiMLt6eB9NcgfMzAyTIT8PKI8QwhY23AxshrveaM9-DEWb4ys8D1S7XpjEMYsPoigDCUCRU/s320/jason-david-frank+MMA.jpg">kickboxer</a>.</div>
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Excellent cosplayers from the latest “KAWII CATGIRL COMEDY ROMANCE ANIME”, every character is interchangeable.</div>
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Costume based on the horrid Catwoman movie, you take that off now.. then bounce around.... so we can make a catgirl comedy romance anime...</div>
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Right: Hurley from Lost. Left: The Honorable Julia Gillard PM</div>
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Tom Felton, 6 months before fading into utter obscurity for the rest of our lives.</div>
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<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-20083551306351119342011-06-18T19:53:00.000-07:002011-06-18T20:33:06.842-07:00Capcom, enough already.<div style="text-align: left;">Tomb Raider is getting a reboot. A long overdue fresh start to an aging series. It had some good games, some bad games, and a couple of shitty movies. And now it's starting from scratch.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is a good thing.</div><div><br /></div><div>A lot of people don't like remakes and reboots. But personally I think they're refreshing. Lara Croft was created in 1996, and reflected the time she came from. Action packed and top heavy, she boobed her way around caves in a decent 3D platformer. But games have come a long way since then, and the big boobed bouncing bimbo we all knew and loved had to be retired.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLoMyhldm7l8Zl_RBE4NwwhZVV1kirfW6LixCo_0FPsU75CAe7gwbpq6EZ2y9TGTg68h6qXdU_KdfjlQLGHE_1fubDV1xT2xzqMJamEnNUEjdMRUwe5DAOCu9FcpfkZksWfu6CDBFvIt4/s320/120910_laracroft_content--article_image.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619767370152979858" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 129px; " /></span></div><div><br /></div><div>The new Lara has a more ample frame, with a new face to match, gone are the massive polygon lips that suited Angelina Jolie so well in the movie. The newer Lara is more believable, and looks to be a character we can relate to a bit better.</div><div><br /></div><div>Another new reboot on the horizon is the entire DC universe. Yet again, another good thing. When Batman was no longer Batman after being Caveman Batman.. yeah... it's time to give Grant Morrison the arse and start fresh. Make Bruce Wayne Batman, and the only Batman. Dust off Booster Gold, give Guy Gardner something to do other than complain. DC both overjoyed and annoyed me with this reboot. The concept is great, but 11 fucking Batman titles? No thanks. Stop stretching your cast thin from the start.</div><div><br /></div><div>So why capcom in the title of this post you say? Well... I think it's time for another reboot. A full "push the reset button" redo for a series as old as Tomb Raider, but so far in too deep of it's own shit it can't breathe.</div><div><br /></div><div>Resident Evil.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk_wzU1G9jrYxSa7svGhqgzmR6W0OjpUnAJjEUCgfKAtiCKnVCjKRdU2xNodFlZPUNsTVK_TZA_HmNMCwuXbEw5HO2q49xuY5X7Znfn-UgpKWs3HWOkk3SC1mUS7ko7P7MN0VtSg6k2vs/s320/resident-evil-4-20050103002225575_640w.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619767359417741682" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div>I've loved Resident Evil ever since it began and scared the utter living shit out of me with I was 13. The story was simple yet great. A coroporation experimenting in biological warfare infects a number of people, turning them into mindless zombies. Add a few mutated animals and abominations and you've got a great start to an awesome series.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then they just.. kept pushing the limits of absurdity.</div><div><br /></div><div>As each sequel came out, they introduced new characters, new monsters, new storylines, new twists... and a lot more confusion.</div><div><br /></div><div>They took the game I loved, and did what the Japanese are great at doing... they had dirty blurred tentacle sex with it.</div><div><br /></div><div>countless sequels, spin offs, and movies later... the Resident Evil series is the video game equivalent of swiss cheese when it comes to storyline and plot. Resident Evil 4 is a perfect example. You control Leon in some town in Eastern Europe, with a cult of zombie non-zombies and manical midgets attacking you with scythes and cannons from a castle while you try to save the president's daughter and dick around with a Spanish man and an Asian superagent in a dress...</div><div><br /></div><div>Now don't get me wrong, as a game Resident Evil was fun and entertaining. But as a Resident Evil game, the story drifted so far from the original plot that it took a big old shit on everything before it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Is it that hard to link the games together with a solid story? </div><div><br /></div><div>In 2002 Capcom made Resident Evil Remake for the Nintendo Gamecube. It was the original director's cut Resident Evil, with new areas, new puzzles, and a new supplemental storyline. And it was great. But they stopped there. Mind you this was before 4 and 5, the last two games that really gave the arse to the story. So I had no idea that a full blown Remake would be the best course of action, but now that's exactly what I think.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now I don't mean they should remake all the existing games and alter the story. I think maybe they should cut out some fluff characters. Demote more to a minor role, and stick with a core cast. Jill, Leon, the Redfields, and Wesker. Everyone else needs to be either cut out completely, or made into strong supporting characters, not playable ones.</div><div><br /></div><div>Who was that tattooed guy in Resident Evil Zero? And what the fuck happened to him after that? I don't know, nor care.</div><div><br /></div><div>Capcom, reboot the series. Start from scratch, and whatever you did with Jill and the crystal in her tits... just... stop with the shit okay?</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-2158327255212545372011-05-27T05:52:00.000-07:002011-05-27T06:17:45.563-07:00Rent-A-Fail<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div>During one of my recent spelunking trips into the depths of the internet, I came across a website for a midwest American costume shop. </div><div><br /></div><div>Normal costume shops usually stick to stock photos of their merchandise, since they're trying to sell them to you, it makes perfect sense to show you how awesome the costume looks on an attractive person.</div><div><br /></div><div>But no.</div><div><br /></div><div>This website decided to forgo all that and show you exactly how they look on people as average as the day is long.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here are some select costumes.</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj646hMOOd5l91OgpwcPgFVrFCJhHpOCYvld__p5GBIsFnb0gT_MgMihrFg2J9b7na2Aal4MhmUSv8E1ctKdU2XnQQDX9pb_2ayxtJ22KHqT-PX5dTcUS_A_aMK0-LwtfSBCVc-wS9wXQY/s1600/Alladin.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj646hMOOd5l91OgpwcPgFVrFCJhHpOCYvld__p5GBIsFnb0gT_MgMihrFg2J9b7na2Aal4MhmUSv8E1ctKdU2XnQQDX9pb_2ayxtJ22KHqT-PX5dTcUS_A_aMK0-LwtfSBCVc-wS9wXQY/s320/Alladin.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381572759567506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;">Sultan freckles</div><div><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_n_vlgR6T1tqOdFj7G_2WZ2JELpMel-X8PwOBe56bAZME33gj406jA8KULCkA9ZPzZ9BWUUmo6IbpSTcz3cRSFmL4QaTm34rdu1ydEwXu3ZJJn2g1oIK96B6XLue1vzxHLedvfsx_7vo/s1600/Anthony.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 196px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_n_vlgR6T1tqOdFj7G_2WZ2JELpMel-X8PwOBe56bAZME33gj406jA8KULCkA9ZPzZ9BWUUmo6IbpSTcz3cRSFmL4QaTm34rdu1ydEwXu3ZJJn2g1oIK96B6XLue1vzxHLedvfsx_7vo/s320/Anthony.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381567855105954" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Moronicus, high legionary of basement bargins</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKG2ywwqFerEXZiP2XQaoqtx5qQmI_Q7T0mxFH1Dfcah07ojEvzAYGzlpuk8ILaHpd-Lw6sIUirhWJr2xg5JkPrZJjcATleiBQWqKe4knGiCU8EjWSrGrFAEHwMKbRw54DtRmafgoPgUg/s1600/Arabian-Shiek.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 192px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKG2ywwqFerEXZiP2XQaoqtx5qQmI_Q7T0mxFH1Dfcah07ojEvzAYGzlpuk8ILaHpd-Lw6sIUirhWJr2xg5JkPrZJjcATleiBQWqKe4knGiCU8EjWSrGrFAEHwMKbRw54DtRmafgoPgUg/s320/Arabian-Shiek.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381569452724258" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;">Their name: "Arabian Shiek"</div><div style="text-align: center;">My name: "Lesbian Minister"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzd6ksjd1nBUYi_WPQQRYlNU4oXGiylglGIPZIwZV0ua87kSvJ1B40Xc5QqjUO5fK2FNslipqxEhsMCs55lKNcDendX4uwKx-pk2kT97RJwEsCrRESne4KwlxIiyTuMAfzvHuZF84VQzU/s1600/Babe-Ruth.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzd6ksjd1nBUYi_WPQQRYlNU4oXGiylglGIPZIwZV0ua87kSvJ1B40Xc5QqjUO5fK2FNslipqxEhsMCs55lKNcDendX4uwKx-pk2kT97RJwEsCrRESne4KwlxIiyTuMAfzvHuZF84VQzU/s320/Babe-Ruth.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381561451335746" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Babe Ruth", one size fits several.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf775W6EmaprxPeAQZDHqrIhjF1Kavq6WCmfEJ4csN8Hyuyo2-9sNYhxGW8cqbTMI9tcnnTX6u3RAwEg_95jyQNcq5JCwWqYY7K2JwBsTK5yF2hmR-OCza2MGiT0VDtSndHaDkuDII9Zo/s1600/Batgirl.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf775W6EmaprxPeAQZDHqrIhjF1Kavq6WCmfEJ4csN8Hyuyo2-9sNYhxGW8cqbTMI9tcnnTX6u3RAwEg_95jyQNcq5JCwWqYY7K2JwBsTK5yF2hmR-OCza2MGiT0VDtSndHaDkuDII9Zo/s320/Batgirl.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381557770238066" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Trashbag warrior</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKivTKKKPLHaSlLvvECxVLmN9-qJyfNm2znl4zz9TLpJgPHaFZTwUBjSKEKGg_epwKnoL97ZPq474r7XuF31UVveTNxvPT8Xupyf0RbboXxYlt9tDmF3Rr3cvg_z6k85DbomnLE4ECV8g/s1600/Batman-Forever.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKivTKKKPLHaSlLvvECxVLmN9-qJyfNm2znl4zz9TLpJgPHaFZTwUBjSKEKGg_epwKnoL97ZPq474r7XuF31UVveTNxvPT8Xupyf0RbboXxYlt9tDmF3Rr3cvg_z6k85DbomnLE4ECV8g/s320/Batman-Forever.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381410825426994" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The Dork Knight</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyD6Fb5rZYiSm5ApO0mCVou0CwqYFHwrnFVqGsU7LHRD7M7ddKSU_cQc8ffj3yqfXL7dBlH9DhIByl5mNWXu-y4sdNvLdWkcSC3qf_duL3LJSF2BGmtaKZ-yeWXEn6d6hDzCxMMMx4YX8/s1600/Bear-Baby-Brown.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 205px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyD6Fb5rZYiSm5ApO0mCVou0CwqYFHwrnFVqGsU7LHRD7M7ddKSU_cQc8ffj3yqfXL7dBlH9DhIByl5mNWXu-y4sdNvLdWkcSC3qf_duL3LJSF2BGmtaKZ-yeWXEn6d6hDzCxMMMx4YX8/s320/Bear-Baby-Brown.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381406453134162" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I used to dream about this bear, every night, I'd wake up screaming.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjPf55c9_LOWQ39jNNyC9QmLU1AckCj_CW0vZA0i-3xuhSfN1G3lcFm7u0j5Jz9VY67_QcQoZ8ge002JfMIZjZteXrFCORN0DQyD5BWxK6g_hVzywhVWqfi0fICpN2DHZA41ATMUnhIuY/s1600/Beetle_Juice.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 186px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjPf55c9_LOWQ39jNNyC9QmLU1AckCj_CW0vZA0i-3xuhSfN1G3lcFm7u0j5Jz9VY67_QcQoZ8ge002JfMIZjZteXrFCORN0DQyD5BWxK6g_hVzywhVWqfi0fICpN2DHZA41ATMUnhIuY/s320/Beetle_Juice.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381405307468402" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Masturbating subway pervert</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix-fwz3YwTLgyztht1xG3x4OJJ5-Iew8-Y6zkwz-p6hn7XIFWSZo3Y6YhMreGW05aPr3_vFHWxr6HC-rhNx79c2k4TVxv3iDoTUQMh0bP47kDiKdYI1EKWyk2NVEVI6J22FJH9OJ0dqj0/s1600/Betty-Boop.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 134px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix-fwz3YwTLgyztht1xG3x4OJJ5-Iew8-Y6zkwz-p6hn7XIFWSZo3Y6YhMreGW05aPr3_vFHWxr6HC-rhNx79c2k4TVxv3iDoTUQMh0bP47kDiKdYI1EKWyk2NVEVI6J22FJH9OJ0dqj0/s320/Betty-Boop.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381401953631906" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Okay now they're getting on the right track...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7IPct4R6S70jMxw5h1E2Fvj681NGgBjGK-3zhJt-42Z3urEScwffwlp9dwhcfwLc2VFQTilWvA7h-9yw_TCxqBiYTC4MpoPzOQmnx1bThF5Go0Y-vNyhH4ytPlh9n1Bae8FFwgVDIUMY/s1600/Sexy-Witch.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 118px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7IPct4R6S70jMxw5h1E2Fvj681NGgBjGK-3zhJt-42Z3urEScwffwlp9dwhcfwLc2VFQTilWvA7h-9yw_TCxqBiYTC4MpoPzOQmnx1bThF5Go0Y-vNyhH4ytPlh9n1Bae8FFwgVDIUMY/s320/Sexy-Witch.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381396797464098" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">... oh wait... never mind.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpUuNe4euIYev23YOE8xUFyxyMA3Oezlbegg2C8b5LX69RY0rOOVdhYTcuPwAr5QOowdH__HAqgeofTWSbDU5BxoAeHIRJ-o1RaGJHEadmjCuTv5P01OAvLZ-DBwjIO-VceMQf_YsqvOY/s1600/Big-Daddy.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 171px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpUuNe4euIYev23YOE8xUFyxyMA3Oezlbegg2C8b5LX69RY0rOOVdhYTcuPwAr5QOowdH__HAqgeofTWSbDU5BxoAeHIRJ-o1RaGJHEadmjCuTv5P01OAvLZ-DBwjIO-VceMQf_YsqvOY/s320/Big-Daddy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381261099267474" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Oh god here she is again, as a shoeless pimp.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSQI0EKH3sVja8fOIrIV6FFz6MsdlDYQbaeIpEnTxqCsYLdTS5qHXQBWRGxkv21KwqGtG_-EpV4sMAIN4GwFMyAmqo1pdugm8hCJoFtL6vrUHyvf1bh4PsbCXivU0ehlSs02KgisWRq2o/s1600/Big-Daddy-2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSQI0EKH3sVja8fOIrIV6FFz6MsdlDYQbaeIpEnTxqCsYLdTS5qHXQBWRGxkv21KwqGtG_-EpV4sMAIN4GwFMyAmqo1pdugm8hCJoFtL6vrUHyvf1bh4PsbCXivU0ehlSs02KgisWRq2o/s320/Big-Daddy-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381261049676322" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">They have 1 black male photo in the entire site. "Pimp 2". He doesn't even qualify as head pimp.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikta84WZt8clkVTF4rfFEX163FJzO-yEFRJNhM-W2Jivy-YFSj9f542X85faxJCmMbm5KM4WhF4DT4gPZBZ1Gse8yquJJtU4RcdCvsjpXT5-ZEdchRP0rPsUdq-4GDSAeSU-tu4tV3Lzk/s1600/Big-Daddy-8.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 160px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikta84WZt8clkVTF4rfFEX163FJzO-yEFRJNhM-W2Jivy-YFSj9f542X85faxJCmMbm5KM4WhF4DT4gPZBZ1Gse8yquJJtU4RcdCvsjpXT5-ZEdchRP0rPsUdq-4GDSAeSU-tu4tV3Lzk/s320/Big-Daddy-8.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381254071732674" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This woman keeps showing up, It's not making me want to purchase their wares..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj1aUjBZHkMWo0T7i4nW38l4YWGBuHjmiyA_NtAEgC1_P1_ilXXOcv6z6usBTJNJJZrb59fXj2RxJkIw4PiULJPSuxTdmxiAYxI41jHBS3LrzVm5DvMDQ7Te4Gpeaanhj_QwVI9I5AfY8/s1600/Big-Daddys-Girl.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 178px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj1aUjBZHkMWo0T7i4nW38l4YWGBuHjmiyA_NtAEgC1_P1_ilXXOcv6z6usBTJNJJZrb59fXj2RxJkIw4PiULJPSuxTdmxiAYxI41jHBS3LrzVm5DvMDQ7Te4Gpeaanhj_QwVI9I5AfY8/s320/Big-Daddys-Girl.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381243859240850" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Pimping Ho", pants extra. Dignity invalid.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidsP7p86Je8z6b749W-5bgG4909kUFrSiflQiS_ggcnrseRmFJyDQXI8GdV6eGxJSMkRXfb8bgxNM_MUKkhHV2FMKsvnPdDe-h1LBDQns1MDd7bybSTGlwqNeDoAkXxgUEfILEW8xt5Aw/s1600/Blacktail_Coat.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidsP7p86Je8z6b749W-5bgG4909kUFrSiflQiS_ggcnrseRmFJyDQXI8GdV6eGxJSMkRXfb8bgxNM_MUKkhHV2FMKsvnPdDe-h1LBDQns1MDd7bybSTGlwqNeDoAkXxgUEfILEW8xt5Aw/s320/Blacktail_Coat.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381239905274706" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Rapist"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWyEOWq6IpiGMxXNI8fNVLgg-nbgXqpubH1MK6NfK3mVK51I3ILT5P403VIvn8pmVS1pTb1tBv9KJ_9Pmw33WU7Cxg2jx0lPtkMAShD2j-cUMSWIl7Q_72-yQ5HDyfoPlrwvJA4tNVFuI/s1600/Blues-Brothers.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 209px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWyEOWq6IpiGMxXNI8fNVLgg-nbgXqpubH1MK6NfK3mVK51I3ILT5P403VIvn8pmVS1pTb1tBv9KJ_9Pmw33WU7Cxg2jx0lPtkMAShD2j-cUMSWIl7Q_72-yQ5HDyfoPlrwvJA4tNVFuI/s320/Blues-Brothers.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381050835365954" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Everyone's favourite costume. "Oversized black rental suit"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFq4JDL9f-zBkyiG6j7mAHxmuP-4T1otncpFRR-J6fKbO835yUE0AMpzba_L0JSwqHNMfqkqKmKmZNH_5F_6k8rOlkBpXgYVC0AluOT1mvSD5xzHt52dKdt1NPS2qYXWwrtjA0gWr0Bi0/s1600/Bonnie-Gangster-Lady.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 177px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFq4JDL9f-zBkyiG6j7mAHxmuP-4T1otncpFRR-J6fKbO835yUE0AMpzba_L0JSwqHNMfqkqKmKmZNH_5F_6k8rOlkBpXgYVC0AluOT1mvSD5xzHt52dKdt1NPS2qYXWwrtjA0gWr0Bi0/s320/Bonnie-Gangster-Lady.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381049752411170" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Fucking hell, this woman must own the place. "Shoeless pyjama gangster"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiceUEZ98AXJR7ZsKX-7U-uiDxW0uisTgfOX3SltmPavsO6xzkLiKr7yvhg90kuKE0z4IHHK3aiggiWIXjSzrur1VuaTANtRAz8F_PK7kTVJsD9pfELBgISmivR03z8L3BYcyW4E-3P5BQ/s1600/Bumble-Bee.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 135px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiceUEZ98AXJR7ZsKX-7U-uiDxW0uisTgfOX3SltmPavsO6xzkLiKr7yvhg90kuKE0z4IHHK3aiggiWIXjSzrur1VuaTANtRAz8F_PK7kTVJsD9pfELBgISmivR03z8L3BYcyW4E-3P5BQ/s320/Bumble-Bee.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381045541452434" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Failed dance recital where your dad said he would come but didn't because he was too busy fucking his secretary"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNxMBHE-dj40LPZuehVDz8BFS2koC5QVeVtVrnqOWExGylXpphmQVoGp5DUZ4f3qbts6j-7gxOAmxG0WM-1vqc59yby-2d5A5GSbgzdOS5WGpOdGhDWHYOo0zYSPQP96sY7IQydjjcQwQ/s1600/Bunny-openface.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 153px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNxMBHE-dj40LPZuehVDz8BFS2koC5QVeVtVrnqOWExGylXpphmQVoGp5DUZ4f3qbts6j-7gxOAmxG0WM-1vqc59yby-2d5A5GSbgzdOS5WGpOdGhDWHYOo0zYSPQP96sY7IQydjjcQwQ/s320/Bunny-openface.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381043168604226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">"Diaper Bunny"</div><div><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUTMk0p2ramJ3gge65AToTt305ZxpfarCBqDckXdbx58iej5pbtTsnRIqK8E7y9x5Ccsga-Eue-d1GrYliX9_UDt8AQnKxW0Focy5o-0DQcsyALnGUz2vUtt-64DLkxqgzBwZgb7U-zLc/s1600/Calypso-Man.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 208px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUTMk0p2ramJ3gge65AToTt305ZxpfarCBqDckXdbx58iej5pbtTsnRIqK8E7y9x5Ccsga-Eue-d1GrYliX9_UDt8AQnKxW0Focy5o-0DQcsyALnGUz2vUtt-64DLkxqgzBwZgb7U-zLc/s320/Calypso-Man.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611381041627733714" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"El fuego homosexuales"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsZWnj3my8tSOXXB7VSZktmREN60oFj3aTKG66LhZQDdlJieHQrFiVUgpG0FjM_ahtL3choOHSLEN09XAmdUqY6asiuhHdJORJ9e95s33avycoOw-yJ047N8x8Af3nk2kn3x5-I9dqlk8/s1600/Captain-Hook.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsZWnj3my8tSOXXB7VSZktmREN60oFj3aTKG66LhZQDdlJieHQrFiVUgpG0FjM_ahtL3choOHSLEN09XAmdUqY6asiuhHdJORJ9e95s33avycoOw-yJ047N8x8Af3nk2kn3x5-I9dqlk8/s320/Captain-Hook.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380865042976690" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Captain Pork Stuffing sails the gravy seas.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIhjGrTofDCf-Mpl99MuwPaZpc-PemrA4TenaRtMo4MoAHdEimS85GPHHMfov_5u3DvYCdDPR1eGYMLQ_5QbdWw1Tqxb358qbUXqojZ6i-qwhUdPig4vEJAtZJD1fwonXPgOcPJONJpTk/s1600/Caveman.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 194px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIhjGrTofDCf-Mpl99MuwPaZpc-PemrA4TenaRtMo4MoAHdEimS85GPHHMfov_5u3DvYCdDPR1eGYMLQ_5QbdWw1Tqxb358qbUXqojZ6i-qwhUdPig4vEJAtZJD1fwonXPgOcPJONJpTk/s320/Caveman.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380865528947442" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Caveman", this costume costs 35 DOLLARS A NIGHT TO RENT</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWEUzx9EI9W8IzsBfXFg41h5d58FD6qODC3CJIP7MY1hmsFxRbg0S6gCSCGJ1IXm1Ec2NITVnVujmbNbig8Edd_ky7tcrih1R7u0t7ZYeJWrYTL_jWABi1LJApI6Ck3NtsMth-SepU8HU/s1600/Charlie-Brown.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWEUzx9EI9W8IzsBfXFg41h5d58FD6qODC3CJIP7MY1hmsFxRbg0S6gCSCGJ1IXm1Ec2NITVnVujmbNbig8Edd_ky7tcrih1R7u0t7ZYeJWrYTL_jWABi1LJApI6Ck3NtsMth-SepU8HU/s320/Charlie-Brown.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380857089784210" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I'd hit it, but only if she put the mask back on.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I would wreck that chick. Pigpen styles.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhao_iA0ns5v1etdg6wu4M8AdlJ2E5Sv1XdQXWVWXc1wbwUtJ3x93MPHP8BMeB_4Vu1G5tYIc8FWUdEHTX-icB0bdTBffacCPyaonLgDPazIReIBiofXTBKnGi2-BJ07rEdsmRxEzmr6k4/s1600/Cheerleader.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhao_iA0ns5v1etdg6wu4M8AdlJ2E5Sv1XdQXWVWXc1wbwUtJ3x93MPHP8BMeB_4Vu1G5tYIc8FWUdEHTX-icB0bdTBffacCPyaonLgDPazIReIBiofXTBKnGi2-BJ07rEdsmRxEzmr6k4/s320/Cheerleader.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380852822099538" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Looks like the meth junkies broke into the school again.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwaD4S5A6cqbV7JJhU1a-NwklwaWK3h1O2IBaYAbRcc8NZkGmXrTPEelSnsfD4nyOaazQpV0Zj1reXKPolagY6clnPlDqIgrcoN1dhIAeYtazIe7DlCEJnFY_yMJtdcX7URiTTP1krMf0/s1600/Chewbacca.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwaD4S5A6cqbV7JJhU1a-NwklwaWK3h1O2IBaYAbRcc8NZkGmXrTPEelSnsfD4nyOaazQpV0Zj1reXKPolagY6clnPlDqIgrcoN1dhIAeYtazIe7DlCEJnFY_yMJtdcX7URiTTP1krMf0/s320/Chewbacca.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380852260946562" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The best Robin Williams costume I've ever seen.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_IZoNr9nlC-AuU-tcFoolwwaosZDLGOcyQXuzduEE4MYKsxAe8loGnXOGcvTPowiV5Ngb66GdAnOidH60dwpGx_mBcp1Q2y0ilkWBl6sba3Nqkx6BnkJUuXCIz7uaZ7VPrkUpz9H_QsU/s1600/Clown_06_Blue_Design.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_IZoNr9nlC-AuU-tcFoolwwaosZDLGOcyQXuzduEE4MYKsxAe8loGnXOGcvTPowiV5Ngb66GdAnOidH60dwpGx_mBcp1Q2y0ilkWBl6sba3Nqkx6BnkJUuXCIz7uaZ7VPrkUpz9H_QsU/s320/Clown_06_Blue_Design.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380650611299602" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">When I close my eyes, this is the only thing I see.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKFg8yqfqEaqiPRuYXYe61jfvZkQwM1NARFVr0Lt2WUjrcVK4sQ682y24OzMwC5HTGWSbA6rmATO1gifNrPlI-QBN962L_kO8Q1bbq_Xe71ea7tbs1_49JYFYR5NYQkkfIOeSHvrP7WMA/s1600/Colonial-Girl-2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 174px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKFg8yqfqEaqiPRuYXYe61jfvZkQwM1NARFVr0Lt2WUjrcVK4sQ682y24OzMwC5HTGWSbA6rmATO1gifNrPlI-QBN962L_kO8Q1bbq_Xe71ea7tbs1_49JYFYR5NYQkkfIOeSHvrP7WMA/s320/Colonial-Girl-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380647070874322" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">The costume isn't much, but that rubber puppet is amazing.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggYJBMOqWSLtYrW4kZyhRCv2X2J1OJyQG5Bc33f99IKyYovolT3lGSsetphwV_XXFXXz7yl_xsOAywcsIW9kyww76n43zqdjLb_oFjJmmWFCNrPsZPgdrSDrETEUkVAF-oEXA4mws1hOk/s1600/Colonial-Man-Deluxe.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggYJBMOqWSLtYrW4kZyhRCv2X2J1OJyQG5Bc33f99IKyYovolT3lGSsetphwV_XXFXXz7yl_xsOAywcsIW9kyww76n43zqdjLb_oFjJmmWFCNrPsZPgdrSDrETEUkVAF-oEXA4mws1hOk/s320/Colonial-Man-Deluxe.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380644050528450" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Colonial Rapist"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgioCiVeYYVTytJoijRjndaUEd6Mc-QnMUlDkfQMQLh1vTTwsGpQyfQxJu8wiiaWwxyAqEUrujK_WdLSHr6ra0BZfHdI2LICWe-8qpvQxLgKjRwaHit2XmNlR32fAvv5d2FN6xkJDaAbac/s1600/Convict.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgioCiVeYYVTytJoijRjndaUEd6Mc-QnMUlDkfQMQLh1vTTwsGpQyfQxJu8wiiaWwxyAqEUrujK_WdLSHr6ra0BZfHdI2LICWe-8qpvQxLgKjRwaHit2XmNlR32fAvv5d2FN6xkJDaAbac/s320/Convict.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380643390077506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Colonial Rapee"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3igmAdz5ftzpnejMSX3bu7OoE1jUERoZk_wp6m_a1_Gprdd5CdfZnww5QVrOwIk1OhzGh-lDk11JZkRg2flqVc4IEyJeevYnrkSvJFbLCJbbH0VSc8Nv6CqPbtENmR0ioPc3zcjvrFHU/s1600/Cowboy.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3igmAdz5ftzpnejMSX3bu7OoE1jUERoZk_wp6m_a1_Gprdd5CdfZnww5QVrOwIk1OhzGh-lDk11JZkRg2flqVc4IEyJeevYnrkSvJFbLCJbbH0VSc8Nv6CqPbtENmR0ioPc3zcjvrFHU/s320/Cowboy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380636184879666" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"The Calculus Cowboy"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipftKTsjXZzfhYFMG1FkQ1RXxhXCNvjPnRdOV_oGwfFOmIBTQ7B9yO6LJhf_GqPF1CfK6Y3odkoD_bWvPIQdispu90sn2057hyphenhyphenAbHOXQP_oDcvMZDNkD02fPCM-UV90nsYkGf8PnLVy1E/s1600/Cowboy-Cody.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 162px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipftKTsjXZzfhYFMG1FkQ1RXxhXCNvjPnRdOV_oGwfFOmIBTQ7B9yO6LJhf_GqPF1CfK6Y3odkoD_bWvPIQdispu90sn2057hyphenhyphenAbHOXQP_oDcvMZDNkD02fPCM-UV90nsYkGf8PnLVy1E/s320/Cowboy-Cody.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380401948004242" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">"Old woman looking confused"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY_xdPLyp7TYmB34gwGlrIuK0dyE837AJ9BCkZXpStZZpRW9x8tSP0x-tp0I4mQFVI_00RYdPHEHKI7um2h_e1v7JjQYlGpCbnz5ikxkQvlOJCuhaeo2IOosP8Oblnw22UjVzXvbCUUsU/s1600/Daniel_Boone.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY_xdPLyp7TYmB34gwGlrIuK0dyE837AJ9BCkZXpStZZpRW9x8tSP0x-tp0I4mQFVI_00RYdPHEHKI7um2h_e1v7JjQYlGpCbnz5ikxkQvlOJCuhaeo2IOosP8Oblnw22UjVzXvbCUUsU/s320/Daniel_Boone.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380400272439346" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">GOD DAMMIT SHE JUST WON'T STOP</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoGnuBXU4XIYrtNUGGCrbT4H02SMzM3_UUvBdMFfyjl_X4vruYMe3A57f7Cug8kCsxAmXZ1Bvx6ctJL57SEcgUQKpVneLHBBbDq6GNxZfGnaKOH-5fyFEVHuLAbDOvFLMjmsm0DtIoSjc/s1600/Daniel-Boone-3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 181px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoGnuBXU4XIYrtNUGGCrbT4H02SMzM3_UUvBdMFfyjl_X4vruYMe3A57f7Cug8kCsxAmXZ1Bvx6ctJL57SEcgUQKpVneLHBBbDq6GNxZfGnaKOH-5fyFEVHuLAbDOvFLMjmsm0DtIoSjc/s320/Daniel-Boone-3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380397739462178" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">"Semi-Galactic Hobo"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisXWAkY0vNXc3WOe-5OcaVcQVm34E6RyZcmgk4-gzjCezpSihL0fQQIAa79uVoAUsKYkfl4ujYjDfIhBMNkYEd9ZuazpTVwmvt8QT3h1v1MFNTylSxhcLEFjiuBGKEEirop5cwpY2GySw/s1600/Darth_Maul.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisXWAkY0vNXc3WOe-5OcaVcQVm34E6RyZcmgk4-gzjCezpSihL0fQQIAa79uVoAUsKYkfl4ujYjDfIhBMNkYEd9ZuazpTVwmvt8QT3h1v1MFNTylSxhcLEFjiuBGKEEirop5cwpY2GySw/s320/Darth_Maul.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380397762530386" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Impending Lawsuit"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimqgUtADMSKN2My31oF9KV_8vXvCWZ8xHUGrxPIFQOCwz2XI-_n75OkXnjkw_Qdhb2vv1_U8Tx94V1f3Woxm0baq7PSqIETQShF3jc9e6Dr9i9qwdangfL7ry23ZQC-eMUILpPaxBXjvw/s1600/Elvis_White_Sequined.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimqgUtADMSKN2My31oF9KV_8vXvCWZ8xHUGrxPIFQOCwz2XI-_n75OkXnjkw_Qdhb2vv1_U8Tx94V1f3Woxm0baq7PSqIETQShF3jc9e6Dr9i9qwdangfL7ry23ZQC-eMUILpPaxBXjvw/s320/Elvis_White_Sequined.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380391965976162" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Dickhead"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHt559ApYv7yJYc-168Pb5qjTtEwH2NJXAwWIirwpwHzRr_Jpzyl4C3oI-BZ1IlaUkPsqv-RnFU8rrEY39q32bBlkgJltytAocz358HfMnmcXgkhtLUJ6zyJU4uTrcXIvgtYd7G_uUPXY/s1600/Flapper-Black-Red.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 179px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHt559ApYv7yJYc-168Pb5qjTtEwH2NJXAwWIirwpwHzRr_Jpzyl4C3oI-BZ1IlaUkPsqv-RnFU8rrEY39q32bBlkgJltytAocz358HfMnmcXgkhtLUJ6zyJU4uTrcXIvgtYd7G_uUPXY/s320/Flapper-Black-Red.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380191233554226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Faces of Meth, part 3"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBXPzu3vfaOqw2gOXjFpGgrp-mhaXoQ6iZmhANGHFsLBVlO6EFcfWn8zpRN1usF2Lac2WcLMzTF2HwwxcNh8EW3tGnFTBEqqijT4AHPc4V06Argy-YSgAuOCAw8AzAlf4OoSt90vwwCSU/s1600/Foni.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 171px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBXPzu3vfaOqw2gOXjFpGgrp-mhaXoQ6iZmhANGHFsLBVlO6EFcfWn8zpRN1usF2Lac2WcLMzTF2HwwxcNh8EW3tGnFTBEqqijT4AHPc4V06Argy-YSgAuOCAw8AzAlf4OoSt90vwwCSU/s320/Foni.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380185068643890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Princess FiOH MY GOD ITS THAT FUCKING WOMAN AGAIN"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3IKy0oNwsBQoZru5pHcs5IknwX20Qrr9zO4ecg21mt1ICw79SMWbTzIm2ue-ALeijcPGw0w0ojmnn0vQhZLdf-KhPMI3PSmPwNi2rEYICjTU-Tzx09Wh_pEFnRvYA1GBZN5Nqvz7_LHs/s1600/Ganster-Brown.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 146px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3IKy0oNwsBQoZru5pHcs5IknwX20Qrr9zO4ecg21mt1ICw79SMWbTzIm2ue-ALeijcPGw0w0ojmnn0vQhZLdf-KhPMI3PSmPwNi2rEYICjTU-Tzx09Wh_pEFnRvYA1GBZN5Nqvz7_LHs/s320/Ganster-Brown.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380180872591506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Dementia"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirHoB1Qpji_0Q7pxD7GTWHeSnxMoZKm4b2cHyRdEUAoP60M4l4ddhTZVG3BuBZgmNH3NzUJsqS1k-HJmEULn5vOcQX12Lo1ukQwBQOwOvrQ1o0NyEtSBhuVOJBIw-Bvj7TfKO0hDU6a4M/s1600/George_Washington.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 204px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirHoB1Qpji_0Q7pxD7GTWHeSnxMoZKm4b2cHyRdEUAoP60M4l4ddhTZVG3BuBZgmNH3NzUJsqS1k-HJmEULn5vOcQX12Lo1ukQwBQOwOvrQ1o0NyEtSBhuVOJBIw-Bvj7TfKO0hDU6a4M/s320/George_Washington.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380182900886482" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Admiral Butthead</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBqcIiR2cbfeNTCzk_DkP_JzSubVX7Gg_MaBHwLxbqLIM1hB8ehKt-bJg7tWp80KzK-0CGeIvXio8wofn1OOKVPGmtgcC3H64LcCB6sw0QzjMhFLypS1UuW118LWq__l-W_KYZjhIVpFA/s1600/Gunslinger.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBqcIiR2cbfeNTCzk_DkP_JzSubVX7Gg_MaBHwLxbqLIM1hB8ehKt-bJg7tWp80KzK-0CGeIvXio8wofn1OOKVPGmtgcC3H64LcCB6sw0QzjMhFLypS1UuW118LWq__l-W_KYZjhIVpFA/s320/Gunslinger.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611380178528208258" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">THIS, THIS IS THE TYPE OF PHOTO THEY SHOULD USE!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">More of this please.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfui2IwLy9u3yiOA9eIFMX-6rhFiHeko9VS_nwg0fQTu-5dniGAYXEveS1GGQXT76dawhotijl7c1ZSE4ucPEofBlbYuRJArjlBdydec3Wtafte2R-8Bc2YDwB3qk8PhbqS8r7UHBp4V4/s1600/Harem-Black.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfui2IwLy9u3yiOA9eIFMX-6rhFiHeko9VS_nwg0fQTu-5dniGAYXEveS1GGQXT76dawhotijl7c1ZSE4ucPEofBlbYuRJArjlBdydec3Wtafte2R-8Bc2YDwB3qk8PhbqS8r7UHBp4V4/s320/Harem-Black.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379781449791330" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">But no, instead of stock model photographs like a normal costume store, we're stuck with "Gut sucking Genie"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzpC5kWA3LCt6WJjkHv3frv6EmrcR-UB8fhPUPan9qvvyb-mpcnly7LQzA1fZF1BNfq6pdF_abp90Bm4dnCKOTaECqw87Qhbjnv7wNPHRWNOf2_S7x9ke0RAs4N0rmsvczX2wFb4qgNYc/s1600/Indian_Man.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzpC5kWA3LCt6WJjkHv3frv6EmrcR-UB8fhPUPan9qvvyb-mpcnly7LQzA1fZF1BNfq6pdF_abp90Bm4dnCKOTaECqw87Qhbjnv7wNPHRWNOf2_S7x9ke0RAs4N0rmsvczX2wFb4qgNYc/s320/Indian_Man.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379777824076706" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Misshapen cock indian"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8uWUXa6pXA25oNIMupvyZTCJ_ADrr1nO_k4Ecgo_UQZSecu3VT3HFD8ZmhoQ5RjpaONv5uN2u22TD3-sxlmQDQoZm-A6RvQDLueBIh3dquH3mQ18w6ThQ-ifU7uW7MA40DeAPRy6YVKE/s1600/Joseph.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 219px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8uWUXa6pXA25oNIMupvyZTCJ_ADrr1nO_k4Ecgo_UQZSecu3VT3HFD8ZmhoQ5RjpaONv5uN2u22TD3-sxlmQDQoZm-A6RvQDLueBIh3dquH3mQ18w6ThQ-ifU7uW7MA40DeAPRy6YVKE/s320/Joseph.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379776776973138" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Man in bath robe" 25 dollars.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI5SoRv-4xKVTXauxz6YNvbJwnWEQ4F7OV9rAt3w92hxMqPjovNrdPkJiQ1tRTv7fccLCxSsNqj2HvxQ9SNG743S2f8RybvCJYDBDZ1k9d8Uh-PMwtRMZA-K9CKMb6EBj7-n8z4te1Kvw/s1600/M_M_Blue.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 196px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI5SoRv-4xKVTXauxz6YNvbJwnWEQ4F7OV9rAt3w92hxMqPjovNrdPkJiQ1tRTv7fccLCxSsNqj2HvxQ9SNG743S2f8RybvCJYDBDZ1k9d8Uh-PMwtRMZA-K9CKMb6EBj7-n8z4te1Kvw/s320/M_M_Blue.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379772486924066" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">You remember that scene in Silence of the Lambs? When Jodie Foster finds polaroids in a jewellry box of the larger woman undressing?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnCnajwadpiwYbZc-NPJnrg7BqU19ufva0ZCZkRyYXuRcirS1BwO2Ao-ae2WtXWhk2fIi1mwqF-51PtM90nZvO4c1cVGVGA96JdpNOk1h6Lfm9MPWhBQh4OBYJVzktRfPYi89N4zDSOpQ/s1600/Mr_Mouse_Hard_Head.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnCnajwadpiwYbZc-NPJnrg7BqU19ufva0ZCZkRyYXuRcirS1BwO2Ao-ae2WtXWhk2fIi1mwqF-51PtM90nZvO4c1cVGVGA96JdpNOk1h6Lfm9MPWhBQh4OBYJVzktRfPYi89N4zDSOpQ/s320/Mr_Mouse_Hard_Head.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379772395373890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The last thing you see before you die.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Hg2BWVpBgexSsNJF0p9E9DkUXNrOrIJLRBHhWohjlVP87wEczn8HQxJS015s_8z6Hr2qUmMV9DfIaUXorEDKERTRzrqgBak4dhAbC0Gaf43-YJn5gn9aSXTCCSJ1vLHW8vKzSvQ2KoA/s1600/Oui-Oui.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 145px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Hg2BWVpBgexSsNJF0p9E9DkUXNrOrIJLRBHhWohjlVP87wEczn8HQxJS015s_8z6Hr2qUmMV9DfIaUXorEDKERTRzrqgBak4dhAbC0Gaf43-YJn5gn9aSXTCCSJ1vLHW8vKzSvQ2KoA/s320/Oui-Oui.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379499718703682" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">HoHO!!! More of this!!!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEskIZVLe2_UjijOPM9F3g9dltaONFbXO6Ka09wQ0PvkXe1H4qRmhYRXcLLvNf6hAH8UO9a1iSR4ZrlEcphrESHasIclp-Mm8RJJF42ToV7i5sX3gIaR4Xgwu6ASTxrdHYv80mHgsBrCE/s1600/Period_01_1900_Eliza_Blue.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEskIZVLe2_UjijOPM9F3g9dltaONFbXO6Ka09wQ0PvkXe1H4qRmhYRXcLLvNf6hAH8UO9a1iSR4ZrlEcphrESHasIclp-Mm8RJJF42ToV7i5sX3gIaR4Xgwu6ASTxrdHYv80mHgsBrCE/s320/Period_01_1900_Eliza_Blue.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379493359568738" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">... god dammit...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIi9X0CgNDGmEPYuBb4GN9087xSUhQ5ygUv3csBobxhbs4ABYI21dxQj7ormR5-GhAAkMSy8UAqlgKDeGjeXKzcClF5aarNYZaNRIfVH-KC-6ABt_JlhePjlDx-mjc7iMtFo-A679JwDY/s1600/PilgramGirl-Child.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 174px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIi9X0CgNDGmEPYuBb4GN9087xSUhQ5ygUv3csBobxhbs4ABYI21dxQj7ormR5-GhAAkMSy8UAqlgKDeGjeXKzcClF5aarNYZaNRIfVH-KC-6ABt_JlhePjlDx-mjc7iMtFo-A679JwDY/s320/PilgramGirl-Child.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379494854083170" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">OH FUCK OFF!!!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxUr6sZCDuYMrPWYhA-D2GbzGx-1Z4lwyUC4UhBM1A3P4EQrr95-WX5s0Mxi_yUNr2w3bcchB4KKf47mI58CrJpymMHkZ4UPOTXn3PAz_h8O7bHaZbEjSTckTxsAdaOYOoD-QbFIQ4yhI/s1600/Red-Ranger.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxUr6sZCDuYMrPWYhA-D2GbzGx-1Z4lwyUC4UhBM1A3P4EQrr95-WX5s0Mxi_yUNr2w3bcchB4KKf47mI58CrJpymMHkZ4UPOTXn3PAz_h8O7bHaZbEjSTckTxsAdaOYOoD-QbFIQ4yhI/s320/Red-Ranger.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379492001306258" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Neckless Manga Dwarf"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg68620TjfcTYNPjIxzGDRIW2KqMM17trlNRltX9ZtsckW5wMrregVbhG-FYz2Sgi4V-cM1vk_cYBlcchNIXHLVmrgRTCdUooC1YcG-1DGjj6Bea2Xu3KvWwgeGZBk9x39GWL6Ze4xz-FM/s1600/Shark-Attack.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg68620TjfcTYNPjIxzGDRIW2KqMM17trlNRltX9ZtsckW5wMrregVbhG-FYz2Sgi4V-cM1vk_cYBlcchNIXHLVmrgRTCdUooC1YcG-1DGjj6Bea2Xu3KvWwgeGZBk9x39GWL6Ze4xz-FM/s320/Shark-Attack.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379490831402306" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This costume sure looks great, but when you need to take a shit you'll wish you paid the extra 5 dollars to cover cleaning. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijz16zhyQf2tX9RuGHLt4GfMl4_PTlFJQNNFw35Y2Ll6kSB1ohk9nZY0wFIxQBMPckscSV9Q2ZWolzfF_wUygNqj6A8T1AOTahXUz-rM1VHG7dXt0jc6p2ldXfFqpgsXk_qEqPY4CGYJk/s1600/Southern_Gentleman_4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijz16zhyQf2tX9RuGHLt4GfMl4_PTlFJQNNFw35Y2Ll6kSB1ohk9nZY0wFIxQBMPckscSV9Q2ZWolzfF_wUygNqj6A8T1AOTahXUz-rM1VHG7dXt0jc6p2ldXfFqpgsXk_qEqPY4CGYJk/s320/Southern_Gentleman_4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379192838893346" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Scary as fuck Daniel Day Lewis rubber mask.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGSAnlNbF9iSqz1_Wasq9EOuLDPEaB2rMrYVweQBBUx7QfBeCbqayQSnhyphenhyphenGraQfvIiEw0Xqejm23-Oaczv2NMlmf9vloyK7WUG8ra8m1TMjwGDqoQt84tkW2Lmw5xYzbrRb8s078Ig5H4/s1600/Spiderman-Movie.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGSAnlNbF9iSqz1_Wasq9EOuLDPEaB2rMrYVweQBBUx7QfBeCbqayQSnhyphenhyphenGraQfvIiEw0Xqejm23-Oaczv2NMlmf9vloyK7WUG8ra8m1TMjwGDqoQt84tkW2Lmw5xYzbrRb8s078Ig5H4/s320/Spiderman-Movie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379188210113890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Spodermen</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO5cQXyz512m16GpwaiY7eGt2ifcleJdW5uqlbmflVryZ8bZ0WKCPApodwCm3Yk8Lq5B1EjT6_eAFW_W-1uoioBawiXpRCkpK3VU81U9NzOUc6h3yiZmxAcX_G8JgJeUC9ePyOL4oHAEw/s1600/Star_Trek.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO5cQXyz512m16GpwaiY7eGt2ifcleJdW5uqlbmflVryZ8bZ0WKCPApodwCm3Yk8Lq5B1EjT6_eAFW_W-1uoioBawiXpRCkpK3VU81U9NzOUc6h3yiZmxAcX_G8JgJeUC9ePyOL4oHAEw/s320/Star_Trek.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379187286453570" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This.... actually isn't bad. I could enjoy a holodeck fantasy or two with this one.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCtq_S8jh55_05teWLhbVQgi_RcAaWrWzGFIVQJtwpLXJdeNh1UW1cg-X5S2Ee73k9eZ-OSCFWi8Hio64sHdIwWuDOOM64nASnxYjs_K3pcrdVXcProiW3SSMDdiw-79SENSg80bqVxqU/s1600/Star_Trek_Sisco_Red_Male.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCtq_S8jh55_05teWLhbVQgi_RcAaWrWzGFIVQJtwpLXJdeNh1UW1cg-X5S2Ee73k9eZ-OSCFWi8Hio64sHdIwWuDOOM64nASnxYjs_K3pcrdVXcProiW3SSMDdiw-79SENSg80bqVxqU/s320/Star_Trek_Sisco_Red_Male.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379180937696962" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">And relive some holodeck nightmares with him..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCndGkryQUemrwJgdZrJeZ8DdIioEQNkw6biFJicMSRQpZEx7uu-nMSaDd1iHSw2Sn4-UF0f55dg0EYYLRnJyZHa00Muy0_x3zrEBxHfgrqCtbfS8jtpsvUJNrHjb_P5ODfGVxLoxlZqE/s1600/Yellow-Bird.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 197px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCndGkryQUemrwJgdZrJeZ8DdIioEQNkw6biFJicMSRQpZEx7uu-nMSaDd1iHSw2Sn4-UF0f55dg0EYYLRnJyZHa00Muy0_x3zrEBxHfgrqCtbfS8jtpsvUJNrHjb_P5ODfGVxLoxlZqE/s320/Yellow-Bird.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611379182962392066" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Big Bird got hooked on painkillers after he forced Oscar into that trash compactor.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8C9iYxPbgpZP9ct4kDbnUU7drBdUTOHwXUwKaFQD7piIxRe7CMQQcA8gnR7Bbji5gMRIXV10STQ3h8CYLt-fhWD807bNaAvdFDHauHy-qTlYV4wy8wnSgPWN6De65RsVMewEyi1Y-tCY/s1600/Plug-Socket.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8C9iYxPbgpZP9ct4kDbnUU7drBdUTOHwXUwKaFQD7piIxRe7CMQQcA8gnR7Bbji5gMRIXV10STQ3h8CYLt-fhWD807bNaAvdFDHauHy-qTlYV4wy8wnSgPWN6De65RsVMewEyi1Y-tCY/s320/Plug-Socket.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611383246277456530" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 194px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh I get it, the plug is his penis..... Brilliant.</div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><div style="text-align: center;"> </div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-91319951359026245822011-04-26T18:45:00.000-07:002011-04-26T18:48:32.749-07:00How to steal like an artist.<div>I read this article, and enjoyed it. So I'm passing it on to you, the viewer. (Click <a href="http://www.austinkleon.com/2011/03/30/how-to-steal-like-an-artist-and-9-other-things-nobody-told-me/">this link</a>)</div><div><br /></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5027/5580291744_b074512aa3_o.gif" border="0" alt="" /><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-17908213368344027302011-01-18T19:50:00.000-08:002011-01-18T19:56:25.763-08:00Faces of Gosford<div style="text-align: left;">My recent acquisition of an iPod has brought in a new level of train fun, now I can take photographic evidence of the creatures I come across on the Central Coast in case the naysayers out there think I'm making it all up.</div><div><br /></div><div>So here are two recent individuals I have come across in the last week on the train.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Guts McGee:</div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizyFE1I9aWnAOXhr1D3-E_RkpMloHz5i8hNMAf5_-PDkcnFaa_kJU7MeDhgZW8MRu7zPFRMEUkxGGZBV0S3cmjG8wN3akgUtP1iNuZDbhLnEmW0s9ahaPgcd9OpYjimXPye6v60iFB9eE/s1600/IMG_0963.JPG"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizyFE1I9aWnAOXhr1D3-E_RkpMloHz5i8hNMAf5_-PDkcnFaa_kJU7MeDhgZW8MRu7zPFRMEUkxGGZBV0S3cmjG8wN3akgUtP1iNuZDbhLnEmW0s9ahaPgcd9OpYjimXPye6v60iFB9eE/s320/IMG_0963.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563739941819215826" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></a>This charming man got off the train and proceeded to air out his midsection whilst having a smoke. It wasn't even a hot day. Some pigeons came over to see what the fuss was about and he lost his shit at them, flailing his arms and stomach around in an effort to scare away the wildlife.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Sleepy Sally:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivvHYyhWkNM9zbc6eyxaOcCXk1Cjx9aMNNplPallmnIDgH8f8s-Y43Hd4vXxN0xSzi3WwTkcA0nQ8M9t73hnXLl74PT3o46wgHKYLGTlvJRLpclYunng9i1ZddJXLnDTTmxFwTp0OHfO4/s1600/IMG_0955.JPG"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivvHYyhWkNM9zbc6eyxaOcCXk1Cjx9aMNNplPallmnIDgH8f8s-Y43Hd4vXxN0xSzi3WwTkcA0nQ8M9t73hnXLl74PT3o46wgHKYLGTlvJRLpclYunng9i1ZddJXLnDTTmxFwTp0OHfO4/s320/IMG_0955.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563739936009658338" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>The train pulled into Tuggerah station when this woman got on with a friend. The friend opened the door between the carriages and started to smoke while this one leant against the window and proceeded to fall asleep in a bent standing position.</div><div><br /></div><div>She managed to keep this position up for 15 minutes, then staggered out at the next stop.</div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-48030672990449869262010-12-09T14:32:00.000-08:002010-12-09T14:39:06.172-08:00Number one with a bullet<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihPqr7SrvHNnP3MI4ZUJFURw6o6LGCTzgiHk9Gksr8pWcRFrmQAvgBvPlOECwH4xo1Z5VJ4H48SxKGk1XtgAEiIlUSgSLfCPHR4QPhBVSBWRjuj6D8b3onfeNK_0aGJCOilruyU8yLCC0/s1600/49fa3fb8-0c18-41d7-a12b-54decf3a8221_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 130px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihPqr7SrvHNnP3MI4ZUJFURw6o6LGCTzgiHk9Gksr8pWcRFrmQAvgBvPlOECwH4xo1Z5VJ4H48SxKGk1XtgAEiIlUSgSLfCPHR4QPhBVSBWRjuj6D8b3onfeNK_0aGJCOilruyU8yLCC0/s400/49fa3fb8-0c18-41d7-a12b-54decf3a8221_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548815630746786434" /></a><br /><p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Today's train story is brought to you by Gosford station... just like every other damn train story I've ever written.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Typical afternoon trip from work to Gosford, we catch the relatively new trains, so everything is clean and the train noises are minimal. So as a common courtesy the commuters usually keep to themselves. This means that when someone raises their voice, or drops something, the entire carriage will look up at the person. As was the case this afternoon.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">An older gentleman got on the train at Hornsby, with several bags and looking rather scruffy, it was clear he stopped caring about his looks many years ago. He sat towards the front of the carriage near me, so if I turned to the right I could see him and the 5 other people he sat with.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">For 15 minutes he was just like every other passenger, he was quiet, kept to himself, and waited out the trip. Then he decided to talk.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">To himself.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It started with some mumbling, but the mumbling quickly became louder and then he started to introduce hand movements. When he asked the girl next to him if he could.... smell her farts... people started to relocate. And I had trouble containing my laughter, he then boasted he was “pretty good at farts” and started scratching his groin with his hands down his pants. At least one would hope he was scratching, and not fondling.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">He then thought it would be a good idea to start shaving his face, so he took out a razor and went for it, then he started flicking the razor around and throwing it in the air. So the rest of the people in that section moved, and a few in the section behind.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">My breaking point lasted a bit longer. I didn't really mind his language, nor his grooming practices, but when he lifted his shirt up and started shaving his stomach, I made the decision that I had seen enough and moved down the stairs.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">So what does he do? He fucking follows me now doesn't he?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Standing near the train doors he wanders to the left and right to look down or up the stairs at the other commuters, grinning like a madman and “scratching” himself, luckily he put the razor away, and replaced it with a medium sized radio. Which he turned on and started play AC/DC's “Back in Black”, he then put his radio on his shoulder like it was a boom-box and started strutting.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The guy must have been 80.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Strutting.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">To AC/DC.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">After shaving his stomach.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">And asking to smell female farts.....</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">and cityrail thinks I'm the dangerous one....</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It boggles my mind.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-245915762365145822010-09-08T04:32:00.000-07:002010-09-09T05:08:56.383-07:00PAX 2010 I hardly knew thee.<div>Images taken from <a href="http://gamrfeed.vgchartz.com/index.php">GamrFeed </a>(why they're missing the second e I don't know, or care).</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYlTwpHcB9DmGbl9HXRBmPXkrbBlgUwhY71I1iffr-iVLXBKn1z2lBfgIntG5yxGSzSDfaCvKJDM4NNGbKNrzO7T-TdzgmrOcUibEF-eEdNp1-eDk7Q5IpkJZ6QYRwtSHNZJIeue8dhd0/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888932.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYlTwpHcB9DmGbl9HXRBmPXkrbBlgUwhY71I1iffr-iVLXBKn1z2lBfgIntG5yxGSzSDfaCvKJDM4NNGbKNrzO7T-TdzgmrOcUibEF-eEdNp1-eDk7Q5IpkJZ6QYRwtSHNZJIeue8dhd0/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888932.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507307019390482" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Spend all that time preparing your outfit, then don't bother standing up to pose. Good work retards.</div><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQIBgIGDJGjhZKy4t8qX4oNZEOkbt-YncGMh6xZB1MZzovfyQar-JXNH2Hb19IvwgUhy_PN3ShTbC5JPlVBah1TwYYNn5u7Lm4EYq1QSAD6hEJLua8bKittWUJgCHQyszWRUDBeEnTGnU/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888927.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQIBgIGDJGjhZKy4t8qX4oNZEOkbt-YncGMh6xZB1MZzovfyQar-JXNH2Hb19IvwgUhy_PN3ShTbC5JPlVBah1TwYYNn5u7Lm4EYq1QSAD6hEJLua8bKittWUJgCHQyszWRUDBeEnTGnU/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888927.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507298057181170" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Steroid-free Guile prepares to battle his next opponent: a light breeze.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLQm8Uv6s8uSAES7-jF2Rg4iShECuNtoiGnby5pGdK14oOcisWhDwSWysQfYrY0CizqqOykYVOYQxQfpr9aOiCmR8mFpZbMpsLc_Dgkkf9mFTzm7__QqINLB0v2WLzKE17BBaiZkmkc5A/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888921.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLQm8Uv6s8uSAES7-jF2Rg4iShECuNtoiGnby5pGdK14oOcisWhDwSWysQfYrY0CizqqOykYVOYQxQfpr9aOiCmR8mFpZbMpsLc_Dgkkf9mFTzm7__QqINLB0v2WLzKE17BBaiZkmkc5A/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888921.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507099407120626" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This is what happens when you mix drugs with cartoon network.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgur8Ky5DiYha9Y1zxEEcQlrHbRyAFIXYR5o1AP8hZcOhEWiOwmN_QqkwyGUFCsSxpqcSvACJvV9Gy-tLc3p5FlTQsTJMlJSDlRVQBWK4eTDlU-jxmUhfW26IbyeqIidrsoYRZPR2_vr9U/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888891.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgur8Ky5DiYha9Y1zxEEcQlrHbRyAFIXYR5o1AP8hZcOhEWiOwmN_QqkwyGUFCsSxpqcSvACJvV9Gy-tLc3p5FlTQsTJMlJSDlRVQBWK4eTDlU-jxmUhfW26IbyeqIidrsoYRZPR2_vr9U/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888891.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507090419888226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Many yes, a thousand times yes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk1Qwzoir1oaSKj7QaBo5rDgyrJNFzdIqCDMXj5UL0ciTIqaB_4mLFCcZz6OdUIwLChZoHatVAXQkyjum8G18F00KzA68A-_QBU7Nv8v68UWkDqxRAb5Mr99rfepIdhsN6cGGq2nb4Fyo/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888888.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk1Qwzoir1oaSKj7QaBo5rDgyrJNFzdIqCDMXj5UL0ciTIqaB_4mLFCcZz6OdUIwLChZoHatVAXQkyjum8G18F00KzA68A-_QBU7Nv8v68UWkDqxRAb5Mr99rfepIdhsN6cGGq2nb4Fyo/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888888.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507082355478386" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Right: Cosplayer posing. Left: Captain Fabulous</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiquR61K9y7Xc0EmJTj65hfB_eNvt4wcmTGqqKPknr7vIVOcCZ9pEi6Rr3pOxZdMaeiYAzlby03hPCsrekq-UYP1Wm0QCx_WbELDJWt_oftTxdWBEymCIlkRp01eK-otcOOrOtT5FdyY34/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888879.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiquR61K9y7Xc0EmJTj65hfB_eNvt4wcmTGqqKPknr7vIVOcCZ9pEi6Rr3pOxZdMaeiYAzlby03hPCsrekq-UYP1Wm0QCx_WbELDJWt_oftTxdWBEymCIlkRp01eK-otcOOrOtT5FdyY34/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888879.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507073040637890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">IT TIME SNOO SNOO!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipz2PJeSP14KkIiSBMVAx-xYjcyHPibng0vdsCePCbMAqqWhEFqMYZt8pqBGWwB-6yml4Yvn4ssDEL_xJxXDmHRUYkybAjVjYDrwusWHI_x2Rn-87EoJ96msbBs8s_e3BG2N5Hn17uBco/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888882.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipz2PJeSP14KkIiSBMVAx-xYjcyHPibng0vdsCePCbMAqqWhEFqMYZt8pqBGWwB-6yml4Yvn4ssDEL_xJxXDmHRUYkybAjVjYDrwusWHI_x2Rn-87EoJ96msbBs8s_e3BG2N5Hn17uBco/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888882.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514507067799523410" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Papa Smurf, Dorkacus, and Booger boy</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6OpKR8uOnFhZkTUvJ2xTW6xlAzXxcuFRe6UKJdGrtoqDIxxD_RuO5tYqbP-e-12qsj-BgxcDz3umOSeiVlnA0s0pvoR8VdNCoaasriDfBTburYltbxWnK56BNem-QH_JAStUguOWmTEk/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888861.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6OpKR8uOnFhZkTUvJ2xTW6xlAzXxcuFRe6UKJdGrtoqDIxxD_RuO5tYqbP-e-12qsj-BgxcDz3umOSeiVlnA0s0pvoR8VdNCoaasriDfBTburYltbxWnK56BNem-QH_JAStUguOWmTEk/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888861.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514506466547585074" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The girl on the left is so perky I think I got diabetes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX8MX0Me9DYVtWPIZ_7vainJGloCdCX5xbyS-viCGz2SY3rXmmTGdxjFwzEw_d8O46YHffaOw0XNsHUKoZWJu7-cIhkj1v_E8BnyfClzUMHk_m6_TvrmNNwirv3btflUD11o1KY6RL2Oc/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888833.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX8MX0Me9DYVtWPIZ_7vainJGloCdCX5xbyS-viCGz2SY3rXmmTGdxjFwzEw_d8O46YHffaOw0XNsHUKoZWJu7-cIhkj1v_E8BnyfClzUMHk_m6_TvrmNNwirv3btflUD11o1KY6RL2Oc/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888833.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514506462231279058" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Commander Sweatpits!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOxAP7V34P34jZWExuhRT0X5PB69wM5AMJaCSrgHMhCTbqIi8BWYLMydLAAowhZ19HV974xcS8M_RTPf_tUIs2Zxiekv5hMpNlmkK8ojcARVKknTKv0SWhk1X1IEs-X-KxNP9ZFb-61hc/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888826.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOxAP7V34P34jZWExuhRT0X5PB69wM5AMJaCSrgHMhCTbqIi8BWYLMydLAAowhZ19HV974xcS8M_RTPf_tUIs2Zxiekv5hMpNlmkK8ojcARVKknTKv0SWhk1X1IEs-X-KxNP9ZFb-61hc/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888826.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514506453839308834" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Disinterested androgynous Asian cosplayer will bore you to death.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><u><br /></u></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb_Sj31aGtkpAjVSRm552GcDAb-8zqWwozMRkXMj-TLvYI0VL0npIKbnXjVT4HXeK0fB9rOABtdEosylkw_srEnBjgBnEixJTqawsWnrvh2kUnjO-n1zthS_yzJTQETGl-5_y0LlcybFw/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888808.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb_Sj31aGtkpAjVSRm552GcDAb-8zqWwozMRkXMj-TLvYI0VL0npIKbnXjVT4HXeK0fB9rOABtdEosylkw_srEnBjgBnEixJTqawsWnrvh2kUnjO-n1zthS_yzJTQETGl-5_y0LlcybFw/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888808.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514506443785701586" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Wild SNORLAX uses MOLEST.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9iHhvM6p0odYj-YClTS1XhJrJQPGqWZo3V7hRQ4h_Zdfi6Z1PsP4Vm6XcGtR4-Xs1Mo2f5N3603j_bwplf6IL3MWWAfQvfSWxaReGPJZKHp0sHVztN1RyFin_HWTGULSUpukZdazGT7Q/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888736.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9iHhvM6p0odYj-YClTS1XhJrJQPGqWZo3V7hRQ4h_Zdfi6Z1PsP4Vm6XcGtR4-Xs1Mo2f5N3603j_bwplf6IL3MWWAfQvfSWxaReGPJZKHp0sHVztN1RyFin_HWTGULSUpukZdazGT7Q/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888736.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505764055681298" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This guy came dressed as failure.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQuYtsvwEtJJ84WcIw79uZJ17xdR58o28POeEzuGfY6DJIsPDWDh6zm49SCSDWK-RAkItWgKcXwW9XxFzlEN_aoNX5AG3KiqOn8wUY-q_PALNwYESLRPrt6KnkLszo6tpPJXGBsbU2jjs/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888730.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQuYtsvwEtJJ84WcIw79uZJ17xdR58o28POeEzuGfY6DJIsPDWDh6zm49SCSDWK-RAkItWgKcXwW9XxFzlEN_aoNX5AG3KiqOn8wUY-q_PALNwYESLRPrt6KnkLszo6tpPJXGBsbU2jjs/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888730.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505756957574402" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Bring me wenches or bring me death!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguULubCpoFyJzj5giurHJ9SGMvGDKRM56jRB45qdjtAKKfXaA4QjBiAKuw0wrDYdWNTn4uN4PmvuUbUH5akElLPWnz8TlrzbR3T0NUQIEBVhBPOecJgw3geJtt1GE35adxN9kHKfjl8aw/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888727.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguULubCpoFyJzj5giurHJ9SGMvGDKRM56jRB45qdjtAKKfXaA4QjBiAKuw0wrDYdWNTn4uN4PmvuUbUH5akElLPWnz8TlrzbR3T0NUQIEBVhBPOecJgw3geJtt1GE35adxN9kHKfjl8aw/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888727.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505747216531666" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"..... I choose death!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqZHcY0tJl7EDVvLExxQgq0YvQFZkPhk5LlEY-1m1cdsH0is7ZVOrtFulcGUl2CDzTD6xPLGzHqGhqSgaIiCd711hyj5RY5qa08lN4Wl21yuIMtqNYPw4-s2gTLmlxeYb4isBjEXbzBso/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888680.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqZHcY0tJl7EDVvLExxQgq0YvQFZkPhk5LlEY-1m1cdsH0is7ZVOrtFulcGUl2CDzTD6xPLGzHqGhqSgaIiCd711hyj5RY5qa08lN4Wl21yuIMtqNYPw4-s2gTLmlxeYb4isBjEXbzBso/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888680.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505739768016034" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Transgender slave cosplay + Enthusiastic moron photobomber.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi63UGSFuQwopY5iLHoTl4Lj1Kzfk4n1fnD0VI7a68hyphenhyphennJMtJ7oYLt0-WGcexKyrLTngqTAerIXMwj4-4l_eBAmpD_BnIxgyLD_8vIRbJiwuC0tjzngOijdskeZZUGl4-LVZMrpHtY8tzc/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888655.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi63UGSFuQwopY5iLHoTl4Lj1Kzfk4n1fnD0VI7a68hyphenhyphennJMtJ7oYLt0-WGcexKyrLTngqTAerIXMwj4-4l_eBAmpD_BnIxgyLD_8vIRbJiwuC0tjzngOijdskeZZUGl4-LVZMrpHtY8tzc/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888655.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505733580184226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I cast a +4 Petrification spell on my penis.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4xKTdIfefqNK74XkvD0yXPV7S1198_OL-ahljLR9S2Oou0U6J7xZU9sP1Uaz5X5OYJ2Et0tPkjJDQXCd85MHQCnZ8ohTdDjzLjgY2QAV5W6YPnTVqJ7KGoqsZu7drghWTi-b_71B64Jw/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888649.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4xKTdIfefqNK74XkvD0yXPV7S1198_OL-ahljLR9S2Oou0U6J7xZU9sP1Uaz5X5OYJ2Et0tPkjJDQXCd85MHQCnZ8ohTdDjzLjgY2QAV5W6YPnTVqJ7KGoqsZu7drghWTi-b_71B64Jw/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888649.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505074853813650" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Mario must have the bluest balls in the Mushroom Kingdom.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu2QD6bIfn_vJOgCeC0t7eT2KpSvfVYWarV1jLDhix1EYS6qi_zgAjYQ7tNfVIg2jpEAderboFE2TYNC0WYaPkywsb2M5f4LGtP-YTOdS0ncZcKWCYPo9CS3mFjla44jzvGKrdh8qnVrc/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888642.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu2QD6bIfn_vJOgCeC0t7eT2KpSvfVYWarV1jLDhix1EYS6qi_zgAjYQ7tNfVIg2jpEAderboFE2TYNC0WYaPkywsb2M5f4LGtP-YTOdS0ncZcKWCYPo9CS3mFjla44jzvGKrdh8qnVrc/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888642.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505067168194082" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"DERP FINEAL FANTASSIE!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1C6bPeWSpwLn7WFT_f6wHv6ai-ydil69K2U-J91q5sFt9tvADcrm22sg0QrL1jYPT9EFJWNYXRDQyV0NyRjUm6bvvo4kyS0jOwAXyMw_rirEppeqZa1LQXhXlLFJxDi7VIjIkjZ8tvKA/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888636.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1C6bPeWSpwLn7WFT_f6wHv6ai-ydil69K2U-J91q5sFt9tvADcrm22sg0QrL1jYPT9EFJWNYXRDQyV0NyRjUm6bvvo4kyS0jOwAXyMw_rirEppeqZa1LQXhXlLFJxDi7VIjIkjZ8tvKA/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888636.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505059758217778" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Ever since Half Life came out hipster college students think they can just don a white coat and be Gordon Freeman. Wankers the lot of them.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhD4tncIOUIavV0d_Z-lu2icKy46bMbs-6lwtY9UFh9WcH6zEg64gSoxmzP1Efa5Lm7j867ZO3zpDIDjZRoYAyqduwQ5Q2MRjOYfSG-e1xI7Nem2oLLT5sWwf_h463beWtJ0Jy7G1NR7g/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888626.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhD4tncIOUIavV0d_Z-lu2icKy46bMbs-6lwtY9UFh9WcH6zEg64gSoxmzP1Efa5Lm7j867ZO3zpDIDjZRoYAyqduwQ5Q2MRjOYfSG-e1xI7Nem2oLLT5sWwf_h463beWtJ0Jy7G1NR7g/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888626.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505052172049106" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">An alternative Dalek cosplay, but to me it looks like she's dressed as a kitchen, and therefore should be in herself. Paradox?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid7X_MdjYTYGtd4PauH6oD9QP5fLoTwoHl2PbdUISr-qLz_UJBCUlGOaj3-Q_C8MMwPpzSGohOuBWCvXRU4FwrmrJ3M3nrGLPSaAXAaLoSrKVlsC2WKiyN8wJfaBoR3bMznxpOh71Q-5o/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888600.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid7X_MdjYTYGtd4PauH6oD9QP5fLoTwoHl2PbdUISr-qLz_UJBCUlGOaj3-Q_C8MMwPpzSGohOuBWCvXRU4FwrmrJ3M3nrGLPSaAXAaLoSrKVlsC2WKiyN8wJfaBoR3bMznxpOh71Q-5o/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888600.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514505048731057266" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">SUPER VIRGIN BROTHERS!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyiedfUWrHOq12WSawGhWg37N_o8Q1s-Xs30SGtApepk8ygkHkb31smdRqjTJPoPtpzBLVy9s7WpR6yW5ddZHSBXuQlAWxPpU0DHSZvl3ARGGEIoEK2q0134V14mX2_S4DnV8b41xnBS4/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888584.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyiedfUWrHOq12WSawGhWg37N_o8Q1s-Xs30SGtApepk8ygkHkb31smdRqjTJPoPtpzBLVy9s7WpR6yW5ddZHSBXuQlAWxPpU0DHSZvl3ARGGEIoEK2q0134V14mX2_S4DnV8b41xnBS4/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888584.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514504529548142946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Fucking smashing, what's with the half-mo creeper behind him?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3FI80SgFqMi-sekvnK6in-acWtcM931gACWyVR-piAVpkGAn3hvCbDMYF-eQDwt6j1Gax5hbKqBDmcxptPwfoBslyIYpnChSDzBs3HFs3wkz0et607_-cm1eQY76jlMNjVuZRNxd9IPw/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888578.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3FI80SgFqMi-sekvnK6in-acWtcM931gACWyVR-piAVpkGAn3hvCbDMYF-eQDwt6j1Gax5hbKqBDmcxptPwfoBslyIYpnChSDzBs3HFs3wkz0et607_-cm1eQY76jlMNjVuZRNxd9IPw/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888578.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514504523841349922" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">A surefire hit with the ladies is to cosplay as a 13 year old.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQtufDKeNiP-dq85EE_Qd7HcKUGJrXrVFURxzHLO6-YRNplRLQcNtF4A_mWVThIFxDY1rRDKGcplrW6jL0Q35ELJ_7NPJsqBQkmMjS1BstMsxmrw-bHf5IRx94mi6F6HpQtE5W3TEqmPA/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888556.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQtufDKeNiP-dq85EE_Qd7HcKUGJrXrVFURxzHLO6-YRNplRLQcNtF4A_mWVThIFxDY1rRDKGcplrW6jL0Q35ELJ_7NPJsqBQkmMjS1BstMsxmrw-bHf5IRx94mi6F6HpQtE5W3TEqmPA/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888556.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514504511275823506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Rosie O'Donnell made an appearance.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL3JiCd-KVLy0eqBIhDaik9vKTGSqT0JiyXa-eCp0yW0QYe05gA89JUvXSj9nzR2mM-4BAqfUyS7XMaT8RK_W7bDKUwfAPm6_xRMqbDdTPh8b4yh8vdlawckXmhxi2xrX5AqSlBw_6g90/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888531.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL3JiCd-KVLy0eqBIhDaik9vKTGSqT0JiyXa-eCp0yW0QYe05gA89JUvXSj9nzR2mM-4BAqfUyS7XMaT8RK_W7bDKUwfAPm6_xRMqbDdTPh8b4yh8vdlawckXmhxi2xrX5AqSlBw_6g90/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888531.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514504504363993282" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Baron Majestic and the puzzling headwear.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBxb48drT401aBjFh67Pw7bwAa56WGyMb8-Fv-S9kpvpDz6lLP5hI3qXsbCgSzhTFHCHPww5R1IzFxvi5_51MOYdlrHjvSEpOxC5C8izqDbd_aKXub3fbQeqTNVWZ7Fo2gRtV6z68v_i0/s1600/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888519.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBxb48drT401aBjFh67Pw7bwAa56WGyMb8-Fv-S9kpvpDz6lLP5hI3qXsbCgSzhTFHCHPww5R1IzFxvi5_51MOYdlrHjvSEpOxC5C8izqDbd_aKXub3fbQeqTNVWZ7Fo2gRtV6z68v_i0/s400/pax-2010-cosplay_1283888519.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514504499286876738" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This man is wearing a skirt. That is all.</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-78582487744621480342010-09-05T01:21:00.000-07:002010-09-05T01:55:50.748-07:00Sammy chews it! YOU SHOULD TOO!<div style="text-align: left;">I'm sitting here at my grandmother's house watching “Home Cooked” or something to that effect, with the winner of the first season of masterchef as the host, my wife is yelling at the TV for some reason, apparently she hates this woman to death despite never watching an episode of MasterChef.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I'm pretty sus about this show. She's using too many 'Glad' products, which tells me they're the main sponsor. The entire show plays like an extended informercial for Glad with some recipes thrown in.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYvGdJIaw73lLW4B8oeEWasUCIY3XtLReZ5rbP94rDBRmrnY_cMsk_sfD0gxJhbd0JMpsJYI3mlLQCrbSbSqmYziAjIjovkp8__AJMffEOPVzcplQYtkffHmF6TZ9hjiEXIOsM2RP23gI/s1600/sam-Air.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYvGdJIaw73lLW4B8oeEWasUCIY3XtLReZ5rbP94rDBRmrnY_cMsk_sfD0gxJhbd0JMpsJYI3mlLQCrbSbSqmYziAjIjovkp8__AJMffEOPVzcplQYtkffHmF6TZ9hjiEXIOsM2RP23gI/s400/sam-Air.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513349301504652066" /></a>Everything on TV these days is about making as much money as possible. Product placement and sponsorship crap means that programs are less about what the content is and more about what products they pitch us in the ad break. The same thing has been happening in our video games too.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">I remember playing Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, the best game in the series (I haven't played Conviction yet), and in one cut scene I noticed there was a packet of Air Waves gum next to a radio. The packet was in a corner and I accepted it as subtle advertising. I mean, why wouldn't a person put their gum next to a radio? But later in the game Sam is boarding a helicopter on his next mission to kill a political figure in true Tom Clancy fashion when he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a packet of cool refreshing soothing Airwaves Gum! That minty tastes lasts for hours! BUY IT NOW YOU WANT AIRWAVES GUM SAM FISHER CHEWS IT</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">AND SAM FISHER KILLS PEOPLE</span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SAM FISHER WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T BUY AIRWAVES GUM</span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">HE WILL FIND YOU</span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">AND HE WILL RAPE YOU</span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">AIR</span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">WAVES</span></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">GUM</span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-bottom: 0cm; "><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iDVEE2CkGrs?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iDVEE2CkGrs?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">.. so he pops a minty capsule into his mouth and some guy in the copter shoots him a smile in recognition. The inclusion of the product in the cut scene is bad enough, but to have the main character directly interact with the product is inexcusable. But the clincher for me was that knowing smile the guy gave him. That split second smile made that entire sequence a full blown commercial. I half expected Sam to turn to him and say.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Say there, would you care for some Airwaves gum?!”</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“AIRWAVES GUM!! BLOW ME DOWN AND FUCK MY MOTHER! I FUCKING LOVE AIRWAVES GUM!”</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Then both characters turn to the screen.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Airwaves Gum, buy it and chew the FUCK OUT OF IT YOU MINDLESS CONSUMER WHORE”</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Unfortunately Airwaves Gum isn't sold in Australia, so when I raced to the store with a wad of bills in one hand and my dick in the other I was disappointed....</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">.. and promptly arrested for indecent exposure.</p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-87126576564841172192010-09-03T20:03:00.000-07:002010-09-03T20:29:57.487-07:00Pre-order Your Next Disappointment Here.<div style="text-align: left;">I have a bone to pick with the current state of video games. My <a href="http://twitter.com/RuroRemy"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">internet</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">BFF</span> Remy</a> made an <a href="http://remyvanruiten.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/lets-talk-gaming-super-serious-gaming/">excellent article</a> about the current generation of consoles already but I'm after a different shade of red in their blood. I'm talking about the trend in video game marketing, specifically the use of exclusive offers and deals brought forward by the big chains in an effort to gain a foothold in the cut throat world of retail gaming.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZPxm1U93hSzGcGZOyd_3S2WeLlEAx1XluxDz5HkyWugwmHD-Lmr1KZD6CjcIKZzlOSh_mPyGpFzWKpOtsKbYuHtKUyYuWGnLQgGTqalxOR9kZvooNjEQ5gpERoBs-ese6QMP6co4LLvE/s320/cap_011_ps3_collpack_box_bob_stuff.jpg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 298px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512894495270628258" />I really couldn't tell you when it all began, though I'll venture a guess it was with the generation before this one. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Xbox</span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Playstation</span> 2 were dominating the market after Nintendo dropped the ball with their fantastic <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Gamecube</span> which I will love to death but no-one else on the planet seems to agree with me. Strategy guides were no longer small books that covered many games at once, but were massive encyclopedias of information all about a single game. They had <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">walkthroughs</span>, cheats, behind the scenes information, stories, lists, stats... I could go on. They were a fantastic read and a great marketing tool, as when they were thrown in with the game as a package to the key demographic, usually that demographic would go to school / work the next day with the book in tow, and spread the word about the game through that form of covert advertising. <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The retail chains began to sell “collectors editions” of games that came with this guide, and maybe a poster or two, then there were “game of the year editions” that added very little, maybe packaged some expansion packs with the game if it were a PC port onto <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Xbox</span> (see: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Morrowind</span>). This was all well and good, as you didn't need the collectors or limited editions to enjoy the full gaming experience.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">With this current generation however, things are starting to change. Collectors editions are serious business, gone are the days of a single game with a small bonus, you now have a game that comes with a behind the scenes <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">dvd</span>, a soundtrack, a poster, a book about some kind of crap, an action figure, night vision goggles, all in a custom box. And you HAVE to have it.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The only time I came close to buying a collectors pack was when <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Arkham</span> Asylum came out with a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Batarang</span>, but when I ordered it the employee at my EB games store was kind enough to tell me the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Batarang</span> was a plastic piece of shit and looked nothing like the one in the catalog. He them pulled this hunk of plastic out from behind the desk to prove he was “no <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">foolies</span>”.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Again, you don't need all this shit to enjoy the full experience, they market the fuck out of it so you think you do, but in all honesty, you're never going to watch that behind the scenes DVD, and you'll play the soundtrack once in your car. So the industry stepped it up again.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Today it's quite common for games to include actual in-game items that are exclusive to certain retail chains, you don't need to buy the collectors pack any more, all you need to do is <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">pre</span>-order the game and you'll get your rare golden AK47 or alternative costume. Now I see this image and it scares me.</p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghnjqtrhoT_XZIo3CvSjPTMRgC43V0OMjqrlFN9l5lCmGUk1fdalVyPX1_WqVSbwvVGWFol83hhTojwKxQtBHyuAlo679I-_cYx2cxfdlm0dRM3iTjEPGQqU4Y49e2JZyTpkSZy_S-hIU/s1600/ca4694a18e19b6deca4050371ebc73b3.jpg"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 245px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghnjqtrhoT_XZIo3CvSjPTMRgC43V0OMjqrlFN9l5lCmGUk1fdalVyPX1_WqVSbwvVGWFol83hhTojwKxQtBHyuAlo679I-_cYx2cxfdlm0dRM3iTjEPGQqU4Y49e2JZyTpkSZy_S-hIU/s320/ca4694a18e19b6deca4050371ebc73b3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512892241751047810" /></a><div> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">An extra hour of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">gameplay</span>? The bonus quests are probably non-crucial, but the problem is where will it stop? When will it get to the point where you have to buy 2 copies of the game for all 3 systems from different retailers to enjoy the full gaming experience? They've done this before with additional features, like the Ada Wong level on the PS2 port of Resident Evil 4, and the Joker fight stages in the PS3 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Arkham</span> Asylum, these may be afterthoughts to grab attention, but when will we see the day where a large chunk of the story in a game is “Best Buy Exclusive”? It will be a sad day in the gaming world when the retailers decide on what content we're able to access. But the way things are going it's only a matter of time until you're shelling out 400 dollars for the Ultra-sex-mega-edition of Call of Duty XXIV with in-game naked stripper mode exclusive to EB Games, packaged inside a working combat shotgun dildo and optional happy ending massage by a trained masseuse when you <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">pre</span>-order the game.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7LMPSnGVi8gGLoZoVUyVOs2XQh0St5Wc6N1CY5W5BvtXyHVt3sVveIRYzExx6fcAmnMtvK0gJU-q_Yh_h1yc8N4cXYi_Fwg-87NDVVrB_d7iwnYAclXO9W-H5kjZ5QNzsTqlihBdF48g/s1600/51MHcMZtX9L._SL500_.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7LMPSnGVi8gGLoZoVUyVOs2XQh0St5Wc6N1CY5W5BvtXyHVt3sVveIRYzExx6fcAmnMtvK0gJU-q_Yh_h1yc8N4cXYi_Fwg-87NDVVrB_d7iwnYAclXO9W-H5kjZ5QNzsTqlihBdF48g/s320/51MHcMZtX9L._SL500_.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512893586528984018" /></a><p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It's supposed to be about the games, not the knickknacks they tack on them.</p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-11866237538560213242010-09-02T17:05:00.000-07:002010-09-02T17:17:41.744-07:00The internet vs Ms Quinn<div style="text-align: left;">The new screens for the upcoming Batman game Arkham City have been out for a little over 24 hours, and the internet has once again reared it's ugly head from the depths. This time the beef with everyone is the new outfit for Harley Quinn.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_-42rOY0GEH0jtKdwTRi8N8ahNIMkuSIbwqO0WnH3D5AW-oH0b1VNAZ5zNCjrA9cK4VnODzKgTpd39uPlNxFidcexkjIqOZuykhd5NLG-v2nuUbXCSPxe-M3eJdFyfj-_aUz8ulJ9ImY/s1600/4948443132_c3549d5aac_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_-42rOY0GEH0jtKdwTRi8N8ahNIMkuSIbwqO0WnH3D5AW-oH0b1VNAZ5zNCjrA9cK4VnODzKgTpd39uPlNxFidcexkjIqOZuykhd5NLG-v2nuUbXCSPxe-M3eJdFyfj-_aUz8ulJ9ImY/s320/4948443132_c3549d5aac_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512474677893372082" /></a><div>The direction she has taken with her clothing has apparently struck a nerve with the hardcore Batman fans the world around, and they're demanding the blood of the character designers of this new game, and the hatred is split into two factions: people who want Harley back in her nurse outfit from the first game Arkham Asylum, and people who want Harley in her original classic costume from the cartoon and comics.</div> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">In Arkham Asylum Harley Quinn donned a rather sexually appealing nurses outfit with a skirt just long enough to cover her assets. That of course didn't stop the most dedicated of us using Batman's crouch and zoom abilities to try to sneak a quick peek at her underpants (or hopefully lack thereof) as she pranced back and forth behind an electric field taunting Batman towards the start of the game. She even briefly talked about her 'new uniform' in her first appearance.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">When the game was released I don't remember anyone having an outcry of her nurse's outfit, despite it being a completely new look for her. They accepted this Harley as traditional Harley in a different costume, one themed towards the medical environment she was in. But this group of people can't comprehend now that she's moved into the city that a nurse's outfit doesn't really fit in any more. Maybe because briefly in the teaser trailer she still wore it and they've accepted it rigidly in their minds that a new costume is incomprehensible, or maybe they have a thing against the more industrial gothic look of her new gear. But watching the trailer and looking at the screens her new look fits in perfectly with the new surroundings and dark undertones of this game series.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Then there are the people who rabidly scream down the walls that Harley should be in her classic jester hat and one piece suit costume, with a giant mallet and oversized pistol to boot I'm sure... this won't work, as much as I like Harley's original look, it just does not fit in with the style of the game. Standing among tattooed heavies that look so grimy you can practically smell them, if she were to rock up all clean and colourful and slapstick she would be nothing but a novelty in the game. In the screenshot at the top of this article not only does she fit in, but she looks way more authoritative than usual, instead of a bumbling fool in love she has some power and influence behind her. Which I feel would be a nice progression for her.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">And speaking of tattoos, many people have pointed out that Harley isn't the type to have tattoos, how would they know? What is their basis behind this argument? To me it sounds perfectly normal for an obsessed girl to tattoo the name and face of her object of affection onto their body. And hell, it might not even be a real tattoo. Did you think about that?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If people should be upset about anything it's Two Face. One of the better villains out there in the Batman universe, Harvey Dent's face wasn't the only thing that was scarred by the acid thrown at him in a courtroom (or elaborate trap set up by Heath Ledger), he became a man with no moral sense of right and wrong, leaving everything up to chance.</p><p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4j9g3qDcU8hkG70MqGQzcyVgbG9ajaZimLRPXNshaqv5y9ZSFqzODrIDkMTAY8Cj-oQbMiqD8fmgN9pl88UBMlX2j-lVgQMgkA7u4-qiQCazurapyZZukS9T-2DnttApPxNyUI0wC9p4/s1600/4948442890_67ce75916a_b.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4j9g3qDcU8hkG70MqGQzcyVgbG9ajaZimLRPXNshaqv5y9ZSFqzODrIDkMTAY8Cj-oQbMiqD8fmgN9pl88UBMlX2j-lVgQMgkA7u4-qiQCazurapyZZukS9T-2DnttApPxNyUI0wC9p4/s320/4948442890_67ce75916a_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512472214217590402" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px; " /></a></p><div>Note that when I say his face was scarred, that's it. Just his face. But in these new screenshots you can clearly see the entire left side of his body is a purple mess, which to me, isn't right. But in saying that, there's really nothing different about the character himself (I hope). I'm just nitpicking because I'm a huge Batman nerd. And that's exactly what these Harley Quinn people are doing. They're nitpicking.</div> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The game is still a year off the release date, and we're yet to see any of the characters in action. A picture can say a thousand words, but judging the game on them alone is a waste of everyone's time.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-70475079524554907502010-07-13T03:41:00.000-07:002010-07-13T05:00:35.357-07:00Games, and where they need improvement.<div style="text-align: left;">The video game industry is a fantastic and wondrous beast, but it does have its flaws. Bad voice acting, inane archaic functions, and people fucking with what should be a set template for controller schemes are just a few of the annoyances we put up with.</div><div><div><br /></div><div>Sure there is a governing body that controls the rating system in terms of what game is suited for what age group, but there is no watchdog group that targets games for shitty practices that need to be stomped out. If said group existed, I would hope that they deal with the following issues in games we play today.</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Instant Text Scrolling.</span></b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd7DzgLtzvWBZSBLDe5aahLHr_u-T_HSmyveKBHttksA9FcLtlP80SnfvhwyA0Z7R56zIokCE_Ms-VeZp85YaYlpYYMlJqngLpDFoqzad9BUuSkz3OjFbliC-YJzrjS7pCGSjpo4dXJrI/s1600/shot1.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd7DzgLtzvWBZSBLDe5aahLHr_u-T_HSmyveKBHttksA9FcLtlP80SnfvhwyA0Z7R56zIokCE_Ms-VeZp85YaYlpYYMlJqngLpDFoqzad9BUuSkz3OjFbliC-YJzrjS7pCGSjpo4dXJrI/s320/shot1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493353474228926178" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>When a game has voice I'm more inclined to sit through a cut scene and listen to the conversations, so long as the voice acting is fine (see below). But if there is no voice and only text the last thing I want to do is read everything at the same pace as the voice. I'm quite sure that everyone in the world that can read, does so at a much faster rate than they talk. So why do games feel they have to drag out the text in a slow typing style animation? What the fuck is wrong with instant text? I would kill for instant text, with the option to press 'A' when I'm done reading.</div><div><br /></div><div>Some games do this but they hardly do it right. And if the game has the ability to do instant text as well as slow scrolling text, the scrolling will ALWAYS be the default. I do not know a single person who will choose slow scrolling text over instant. It puts this sense of limitation on me from the get go and usually is the defining factor in when I choose to never play that game again. Here's a little scenario:</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm lying in bed and I feel I want to play a few minutes of that game I've been enjoying before I go to sleep, I grab my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">DS</span>, I turn it on, and sit through 2 minutes of scrolling text. I WILL turn that game off and probably have such a bad taste in my mouth every time I consider playing it I'll remember the feeling of frustration I had and will respond with a resounding "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">meh</span>". And the game will sit in my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">DS</span> for a month <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">unplayed</span>. By the time I go back to it I'll forget what part I'm up to and either restart, or won't bother.</div><div><br /></div><div>Another thing that gets on my nerves are games that DO have instant text, but force you to wait a few seconds before skipping to the next part. Games like Phoenix Wright that have associated animations with the text and you always have to wait for the animation to be done. But the problem is that game uses the same 4 animations for each character CONSTANTLY. Every time I see that old judge shaking his head slowly I groan. Sure the time isn't long but it builds up, and slowly chips away at your patience until you explode in a fit of gamer rage. Oh look, Godot is drinking coffee for the 700<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">th</span> time today.. wait wait wait.. oh I see, he spit it out. AGAIN.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b>Voice Acting</b></span></div></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx_JpH7dHVfLw9YrQMommDxAAm8foMIFb85clx5gPct435x_HISM43LnU5kNHSDi8iuEaIKMgKJIMGhV_GGy-_0AEea4GX78WshEyAEh6vAa9f4mLSp5anUBrB1yKNUIpL6_mWWFz6HIQ/s1600/shot2.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx_JpH7dHVfLw9YrQMommDxAAm8foMIFb85clx5gPct435x_HISM43LnU5kNHSDi8iuEaIKMgKJIMGhV_GGy-_0AEea4GX78WshEyAEh6vAa9f4mLSp5anUBrB1yKNUIpL6_mWWFz6HIQ/s320/shot2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493355755498402386" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 237px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Look, if you're going to shell out money for voice acting, hire someone who is at least capable of doing it without sounding like a 'text to speech' program. Is it that fucking hard? Games with shitty voice acting must not know they have shitty voice acting. They use long winded cut scenes that make me want to kill myself, and they almost always include a female character with a voice 2 octaves higher than a screeching cat. It's disgusting.</div><div><br /></div><div>I went to school with a guy who ridiculed me for playing games that still used text instead of voice. To this day I still don't know why. Out of all the games I've played over the years the number of them with good voice acting pales in comparison to the bad. It seems like bad actors are a staple of the video gaming industry and it's one of the many things that put a halt to it being recognised as nothing more than "cheap entertainment" in the eyes of the fuckers who don't play them (I'm looking at you Roger Egbert, when you die I will not mourn).</div><div><br /></div><div>I do look fondly back on games like Resident Evil when voice acting was a new novelty and laugh at how bad they were, but come on, that was over 10 years ago. We've improved graphics beyond our wildest dreams in that time yet we're still at the mercy of a 6 dollar per hour D-list celebrity? Fuck off.</div><div><br /></div><div>But the voices aren't always at fault, which brings me to</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b>Writing</b></span></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiKrNgGIpae2ldfk4IOzLEKnZM0jPV2i9BJvxIRcABmxAL1E6DdlgZT4cAHcn1CoX3AnS97ZP48Cu2r0av6EUa5MkFemzlxAbW6OFlZeDRcxWVKlYQtQymSsdmR_xYOh6g83ihFIOrrNw/s1600/shot3.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiKrNgGIpae2ldfk4IOzLEKnZM0jPV2i9BJvxIRcABmxAL1E6DdlgZT4cAHcn1CoX3AnS97ZP48Cu2r0av6EUa5MkFemzlxAbW6OFlZeDRcxWVKlYQtQymSsdmR_xYOh6g83ihFIOrrNw/s320/shot3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493355763760744226" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 280px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Any story, in any medium, needs to be well written to grab the attention of the reader. But a lot of video games gloss over an engaging story by trying to distract us with the game play.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm going to say this now, Fighters don't need a story. The worst part about any fighter is the shitty cut scene when you start playing a character, and the shitty cut scene when you finish playing a character. You've made a game that has muscle toned men and women with massive breasts, fuck using a story, just have a cut scene of her jumping about. Dead or Alive nearly does this right with its female characters, but if you're going to make your girls look like that, who are you kidding? Throw them in a skimpy outfit and be done with it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Fighters are fighters. You chose your character, then you go on your way. From that moment on you don't give a flying fuck if your fighter has a troubled past, or is the brother of another fighter. All you care about is using the right combination of cheap kick moves to corner your opponent and make him throw his controller into a wall.</div><div><br /></div><div>This method can be put to use in any genre of game (well... NEARLY any genre). If your story is shit, don't use it. Why spend thousands of dollars hiring game writers when your game doesn't need it.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvyssVoDTMONblegWMMHVU4edKWOFroKWUqx0jecUYovMJH82sKTm2F2Vzc0Oqlj-E6wXqtseLIdsct_aeAk97gKHpuRJOrr6qk4OkLblYrKvKQiYyqRUryriY_tkMot8ngVurYcJUqwU/s1600/shot4.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvyssVoDTMONblegWMMHVU4edKWOFroKWUqx0jecUYovMJH82sKTm2F2Vzc0Oqlj-E6wXqtseLIdsct_aeAk97gKHpuRJOrr6qk4OkLblYrKvKQiYyqRUryriY_tkMot8ngVurYcJUqwU/s320/shot4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493355768657527666" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 264px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Example: Super Mario Brothers. Story: Save princess</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>That's it. One of the greatest and beloved games ever to exist, and the entirety of the story can be summed up in two words. Even the latest versions of game are essentially the same story. Except Super Mario Sunshine, which is probably why I never finished it.</div><div><br /></div><div>And that's a fun game. A story is great if it itself is great, but shitty writing is unforgivable. Some games don't need a story. Don't try to force one where it isn't needed. I can't stress enough how bad stories in fighters are, nobody gives a fuck about the inner workings off their character. Chances are you only chose said character because you know a combination of moves that allow you to win against most people with as little skill as possible.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Cut Scenes</span></b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-S41g40MJ9zoDViGKDURGelZwHDFJEAiI7b98ZKEZ7w12J-Ws0fA1DwHPGf1VFj6AFf90de6fvucz-yRmMvIsdwZddap6YZvzvtB3_WMg_aRWzJ8M7DtLyoFYYqDaoGk0GQNtUfxQf30/s1600/shot5.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-S41g40MJ9zoDViGKDURGelZwHDFJEAiI7b98ZKEZ7w12J-Ws0fA1DwHPGf1VFj6AFf90de6fvucz-yRmMvIsdwZddap6YZvzvtB3_WMg_aRWzJ8M7DtLyoFYYqDaoGk0GQNtUfxQf30/s320/shot5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493355777006267762" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>I want to skip cut scenes, and I want the option in a menu to go back to previously seen cut scenes. Some games have cut scenes that take up to 10 minutes, and most of the time you can't pause them at all. You can either skip them, or just have to let them play. So if I have to be called away from my console for some reason I'm fucked. I have to shut off the game and re-watch the entire cut scene again, because that will be the only time in that play through that I'll be able to.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's not that fucking hard, all the game <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">devs</span> need to do is link the call function to a menu to grab a viewed cut scene, hell even a fast forward, pause and rewind function wouldn't be hard to code as most long cut scenes are <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">pre</span>-rendered anyway, a 2 second <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">youtube</span> clip of a dog on fire has more functionality than your 60 million dollar game. There's something wrong there.</div><div><br /></div><div>And on the other hand, I play games a few times through, and the last thing I want is to have to sit through an <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">unskippable</span> cut scene that I can lip sync to because I've seen it so much.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not asking for the world here, I'm asking for a little bit of control.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Saving and Pausing</span></b></div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr6Z6xil36Xzvrj76Lp0d6ojrPIVb7b25u7MFZaAm2iVdQbiYknY1gim-_NglRL-EpoI6SygWnob0cGx19GNeOX12eZagHpaLlweoV-rkvJCSxQOqPEEFhox86XKNkVqDgtDnIrbW8QWE/s1600/shot6.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr6Z6xil36Xzvrj76Lp0d6ojrPIVb7b25u7MFZaAm2iVdQbiYknY1gim-_NglRL-EpoI6SygWnob0cGx19GNeOX12eZagHpaLlweoV-rkvJCSxQOqPEEFhox86XKNkVqDgtDnIrbW8QWE/s320/shot6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493357181238892626" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 320px; " /></a><div>I want to save everywhere, I don't expect to save in mid battle in an <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">RPG</span>, nor mid fight or mid race in fighting and racing games. But I do expect to be able to save everywhere else. Save points are an outdated function that need to be purged. This will benefit users immensely but will also be a point winner for the partners/children/parents of users. Instead of responding with "hang on I gotta find a save point", you can reply instead with a more suitable "yep, this race has about 3 more laps in it". 3 laps in a race tells the person you'll be between 2-6 minutes, but sometimes finding a save point, especially with a cut scene in between that you can't skip (see above), you could be waiting for up to 20 minutes. And that's going to piss people off.</div><div><br /></div><div>Some games don't let you pause properly either, instead interpreting the press oflisten to the conversations, sal button to pause) as a "skip forward" button, making you miss a cut scene, or an important line of text.</div><div><br /></div><div>The Start button should always pause the game no matter what, in fact,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25"> if </span>every game had the START = PAUSE ability and within that pause screen was a save option, that would be one of the greatest improvements in the history of gaming.</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Confusing controller scheme and lack of choice</span></b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixYhuV-VbcdH2zUZpcsounCZ6mntHNMzeFvCVDlsYvd4dHorUJgwcnUfAQ-S4RLy9h4Lt0rVv3VHTKKa4mnYya0-vtB1MlTTErIYWJg_k2Jhe7OccwBPCGqR6rHrKbfe3TgtHnUIcM8Z0/s1600/commandlisttee.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixYhuV-VbcdH2zUZpcsounCZ6mntHNMzeFvCVDlsYvd4dHorUJgwcnUfAQ-S4RLy9h4Lt0rVv3VHTKKa4mnYya0-vtB1MlTTErIYWJg_k2Jhe7OccwBPCGqR6rHrKbfe3TgtHnUIcM8Z0/s320/commandlisttee.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493356992013899250" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Some people like inverted controls and camera, others don't. What I hate is coming across a game that doesn't give me a choice to switch from their default option. You want to know how hard it is to switch controller inversion in code? It's not. The code is already there for left and right, up and down, just fucking swap the functions to the opposite direction.</div><div><br /></div><div>I also want to customize my controller scheme, gamers get used to a certain layout in game genres. R trigger = shoot/accelerate/strong punch. What we don't like is some new game from a narrow minded company who bring out a shooter where shoot is X/Green, and the R trigger makes the character duck or something. That will frustrate the fuck out of anybody. I don't know what goes through the minds of these people when they bring out these games. </div><div><br /></div><div>Any developer that binds "Up" to "jump", needs to be castrated. Back in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">NES</span> days when you only had 2 buttons some games couldn't help but use Up for jump, but now controllers have so many buttons they're running out of ideas of what to assign them to. And people still make Up = Jump.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Artificially prolonging the game play</span></b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3WtHDtQc64Pl4x0mFOvfqsi8-4L_CH4cItsx0fmRFQL0TKpVnCGlFXHEsjP8WZ5pbBkn6XuySa7-EQXZHM6nMfuSfx8s8tLDb8V_K4ipfvvJDCYTg1wNfLdNVrg3PZbgXW3SsUZnD1ro/s1600/shot7.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3WtHDtQc64Pl4x0mFOvfqsi8-4L_CH4cItsx0fmRFQL0TKpVnCGlFXHEsjP8WZ5pbBkn6XuySa7-EQXZHM6nMfuSfx8s8tLDb8V_K4ipfvvJDCYTg1wNfLdNVrg3PZbgXW3SsUZnD1ro/s320/shot7.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493355787394112130" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Although I'm not affected by this as much, I have a friend who hates it, so it's making the list.</div><div><br /></div><div>You're playing a game that involves <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">RPG</span> elements. Be it an <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">RPG</span> itself, or a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">platformer</span> with a levelling system. At some point in the game you're going to hit a wall. You'll be pitted against a boss that rips your head off and shits down your neck every time you blink at him. And the only way you can overcome him is to gain levels.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not just a few levels either, you'll have to level up at least 10 times AND equip the best rarest gear you can find AND max out your skill points AND have every enchant/potion/aura at the ready AND have a "how to kill <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">buttfuck</span> insane boss" walk through printed out at your side. Now THAT is cheap.</div><div><br /></div><div>Something is wrong in the mechanics of the game where you hit walls like these, they should really give you enough challenges that level you naturally before the final battle so when you do confront the big bad guy, you at least give him a run for his money. Sure you might need to tweak your skills and gear, but having to spend another 6 hours levelling up just to tackle him? It sucks the fun out of the game for people. The natural flow of the game is halted and you're forced to give yourself a training montage while you grind the night away.</div><div><br /></div><div>What I'm asking for in all these issues is not much at all, but games companies continue to churn out shit that makes the industry cry.</div><div><br /></div><div>We need regulation and consistency.</div><div><br /></div><div>We won't get it.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-53855060604178553242010-06-23T04:36:00.001-07:002010-06-24T05:33:49.370-07:00Soupanouver 2010<div style="text-align: center;">Supanova has come and gone for another year. And after a 3 hour train ride with incredibly bad smelling "men" (I use the term lightly) who were also going, I was more than happy to meet up with the handsomely erotic Rhys from <a href="http://www.the-plastic-age.com/">The Plastic Age</a> and photograph the day away.</div><div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp69fAFhEcQqOvLppS2GFrlO2-3J9kclFsJMFz2dMcb4hbzR_kjQNH8juRfAmn-aICulGaX_hFSXdxNuzazDLp6fD3i6mXd9G-rALBMNHjOJc4354A0f7HAohWUG7Wd_xWU7g3F21XDVc/s1600/IMG_1160.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp69fAFhEcQqOvLppS2GFrlO2-3J9kclFsJMFz2dMcb4hbzR_kjQNH8juRfAmn-aICulGaX_hFSXdxNuzazDLp6fD3i6mXd9G-rALBMNHjOJc4354A0f7HAohWUG7Wd_xWU7g3F21XDVc/s400/IMG_1160.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485941945827911858" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">3 cute booth girls dancing to some new Wii game, this was the most crowded booth of the day.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYcREZDPkrNI1rh1zYzNV6haF6IL7CRYvtuy2d9jPQlCUELyEa_NrMpuWVXc_rjQhL3cn_CukL77zoJsjQegn2ouQBBvZuVhKg1zq1SZawbK_6YIbnwU2RUf3xv-9EM8uaQAN8RomU4yo/s1600/IMG_1155.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYcREZDPkrNI1rh1zYzNV6haF6IL7CRYvtuy2d9jPQlCUELyEa_NrMpuWVXc_rjQhL3cn_CukL77zoJsjQegn2ouQBBvZuVhKg1zq1SZawbK_6YIbnwU2RUf3xv-9EM8uaQAN8RomU4yo/s400/IMG_1155.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485941941423927234" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I overheard the balding guy in this booth talking to the other. "YOU SAID THIS SPIDERMAN WAS IN MINT CONDITION, THIS HAS A MINOR TEAR AND UV WEAR, THIS ISN'T MINT CONDITION!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUMAK8-uKsZ70aTg_NbDoIOQ2tA3EI4zd-AbzSHBjp5eGi8AmPCIoTQR6hpW9DKCCs18igpy8Z13sVQUw6b56TM11q-sAbeUn0iZrJFsyLPtggIDd3EEpHKBWPOTi-UFrrjWMbg2bFONg/s1600/IMG_1162.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUMAK8-uKsZ70aTg_NbDoIOQ2tA3EI4zd-AbzSHBjp5eGi8AmPCIoTQR6hpW9DKCCs18igpy8Z13sVQUw6b56TM11q-sAbeUn0iZrJFsyLPtggIDd3EEpHKBWPOTi-UFrrjWMbg2bFONg/s400/IMG_1162.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485941927986244946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Emma Frost, very yes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIVXYODFkvll5r29tPY8cMZHxOh3yeJuafkLxIwNJaJptmEg8YV5zhoqzrFO7YA1AiGCN9hwRBQd61g0ZTreyc2aFj2eaKgatpX79r-bscvwF4mQSYFpaWCjdDT1cyd_6wlaHbEe5aoKA/s1600/IMG_1146.JPG"><br /></a></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBIE2c9Hw52AIx4x_e2TMap0ApZ9kAvKPfeQX-J1B-4YbjP5O2u0UY5s-oX2-zufwm9vTEEHgWOtvIPpb5iPrcDcZVQDOtjwwbV10_RBMQkrBqzngC93T7Bj1T8O8PTsk2yP2AoAwbtKc/s1600/IMG_1152.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBIE2c9Hw52AIx4x_e2TMap0ApZ9kAvKPfeQX-J1B-4YbjP5O2u0UY5s-oX2-zufwm9vTEEHgWOtvIPpb5iPrcDcZVQDOtjwwbV10_RBMQkrBqzngC93T7Bj1T8O8PTsk2yP2AoAwbtKc/s400/IMG_1152.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485936725977887586" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This young lady appeared to come as wallpaper.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhulZzj4g5kHF3DP8zQHIS2Qzp6UsyU9e0dX6EuWuNXqP6FREUfP4si0V-wuVOMyZimStlzTNmXWE_cVAiVPyV8sskGmlJDqqfWYfFN2KB0TQlzM3j-Xd86MiuCEM_Ppqxb-4gcw5psVOE/s1600/IMG_1140.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhulZzj4g5kHF3DP8zQHIS2Qzp6UsyU9e0dX6EuWuNXqP6FREUfP4si0V-wuVOMyZimStlzTNmXWE_cVAiVPyV8sskGmlJDqqfWYfFN2KB0TQlzM3j-Xd86MiuCEM_Ppqxb-4gcw5psVOE/s400/IMG_1140.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485936710664409938" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Slave Leia, also very yes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg847Lx8jtUjlkH3LdGrYlu27IZwuoU6r4poj9Teoby2yu5o33Adu_wR-wlGh_n74gJiJQ5NewKhtBkCxi6-aUiS6yJ6X7xAM_pRz7zINADjcI_SyPkzfmRTubtKKHBB9P5kJgW-dCgga0/s1600/IMG_1149.JPG"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg847Lx8jtUjlkH3LdGrYlu27IZwuoU6r4poj9Teoby2yu5o33Adu_wR-wlGh_n74gJiJQ5NewKhtBkCxi6-aUiS6yJ6X7xAM_pRz7zINADjcI_SyPkzfmRTubtKKHBB9P5kJgW-dCgga0/s400/IMG_1149.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486316421870867634" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a></span></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center; ">Look familiar? Here's a photo I took last year:</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbxtzqBmO6ZHQ59NYIn8l6RYcVInWgOutVR205BlefDA2x1nW-tE3y18GqLjG5EmIs9tvjCz85NeUnfwTkJZ0taCXpSQe6jnGvBp2wy0BasdQTm4kL9T_i3hJ1iVTLlseJiOX-jY1KLbE/s1600/%5BIMG_0725.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbxtzqBmO6ZHQ59NYIn8l6RYcVInWgOutVR205BlefDA2x1nW-tE3y18GqLjG5EmIs9tvjCz85NeUnfwTkJZ0taCXpSQe6jnGvBp2wy0BasdQTm4kL9T_i3hJ1iVTLlseJiOX-jY1KLbE/s400/%5BIMG_0725.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486316239865347346" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Yep... I really don't know what to say.</div><div style="text-align: center; "><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZgIV-aJISS9b-X6jhFNGYRAdwmrKoCMEnplJjXJm6I7o-ETQicJO8JYHMkmeEAaDysPh8G514BlnJk3Xd3QWwqKdpHOx7b04x7hWk5TorIBJpQacm5q9vtWgM3J2PNizkx8hZNCfvypA/s1600/IMG_1144.JPG"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZgIV-aJISS9b-X6jhFNGYRAdwmrKoCMEnplJjXJm6I7o-ETQicJO8JYHMkmeEAaDysPh8G514BlnJk3Xd3QWwqKdpHOx7b04x7hWk5TorIBJpQacm5q9vtWgM3J2PNizkx8hZNCfvypA/s400/IMG_1144.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486316216513938898" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZgIV-aJISS9b-X6jhFNGYRAdwmrKoCMEnplJjXJm6I7o-ETQicJO8JYHMkmeEAaDysPh8G514BlnJk3Xd3QWwqKdpHOx7b04x7hWk5TorIBJpQacm5q9vtWgM3J2PNizkx8hZNCfvypA/s1600/IMG_1144.JPG"></a><div><div style="text-align: center; ">This guy came as an emoticon.</div></div></div><div><br /></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivraADxLaVhQ5sefFfX8LbzCJlgvW6EkhdtvBrjZDr8i4mIteeIRKNdGyRlzpVRPEo6YKPwW8hEgfcXK-5cG-_qAAccxM6o2OXuGLPy6zNBA3K3BnJQlQy7ATPlcb4_ZQlPBNuU1TR7SQ/s1600/IMG_1134.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivraADxLaVhQ5sefFfX8LbzCJlgvW6EkhdtvBrjZDr8i4mIteeIRKNdGyRlzpVRPEo6YKPwW8hEgfcXK-5cG-_qAAccxM6o2OXuGLPy6zNBA3K3BnJQlQy7ATPlcb4_ZQlPBNuU1TR7SQ/s400/IMG_1134.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485936700838283458" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">The ginger in the glasses just realised what his life has become.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4-q2QWnyhB3uHr9YhNHVuLt7fNFsfp7EUzgS3AChqwEZyftLkawbJGt-hZp9xNdCsPR0ebdgWe6css6krfrGyFCTtkQdmQkZUz26HkS9FYCRwgPShvn28-KkzqUHnDmUlkY-83zkSf0c/s1600/IMG_1132.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4-q2QWnyhB3uHr9YhNHVuLt7fNFsfp7EUzgS3AChqwEZyftLkawbJGt-hZp9xNdCsPR0ebdgWe6css6krfrGyFCTtkQdmQkZUz26HkS9FYCRwgPShvn28-KkzqUHnDmUlkY-83zkSf0c/s400/IMG_1132.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485936695365897762" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Mick Gavin, Plumber by day, Party Decoration by night.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_leErj7VkW5LZx1e7jt23sr5n-V1kfgsjzsWhpBpMtxKJv-Llu6_gR4XCdBjBAtpGfpWCu7cFbXrELR7vNj2_lbUblQRPZryFrDJQFqb4U9WYMgE7Bbd85c5euPRkVmpk6RZ8f_Jrle8/s1600/IMG_1113.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_leErj7VkW5LZx1e7jt23sr5n-V1kfgsjzsWhpBpMtxKJv-Llu6_gR4XCdBjBAtpGfpWCu7cFbXrELR7vNj2_lbUblQRPZryFrDJQFqb4U9WYMgE7Bbd85c5euPRkVmpk6RZ8f_Jrle8/s400/IMG_1113.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485935137688684978" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">This Daria cosplay took some creative adjustments.</div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_leErj7VkW5LZx1e7jt23sr5n-V1kfgsjzsWhpBpMtxKJv-Llu6_gR4XCdBjBAtpGfpWCu7cFbXrELR7vNj2_lbUblQRPZryFrDJQFqb4U9WYMgE7Bbd85c5euPRkVmpk6RZ8f_Jrle8/s1600/IMG_1113.JPG"></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWb0vdddmxb2JpSB1WwDYE1nmrMqcI6RpKr88ToRohxKYlWsf-dYOLb0noM9xFu2noV7-vN03_XFN_GnVaJCtoeLhNvq422DoOvE6UH0dT2a5yxnOh_1D4x1weWSEPwGAoWWSs_QNcSgM/s1600/IMG_1119.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWb0vdddmxb2JpSB1WwDYE1nmrMqcI6RpKr88ToRohxKYlWsf-dYOLb0noM9xFu2noV7-vN03_XFN_GnVaJCtoeLhNvq422DoOvE6UH0dT2a5yxnOh_1D4x1weWSEPwGAoWWSs_QNcSgM/s400/IMG_1119.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485935132369902546" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I thought this guy was dressed as Tom Baker, turns out he was just a douche in a scarf.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjajUuhaRcDZSMA42f64wbGqN_iXbqm3Y2O9esodt4WKEv8PiRVCq9WCtzv6fIZnYx98xSPe9HtaP7dLUUi8OjX-Sixw0RC5SRDj6QU7rAkYbG30A-MngKV-sj0LjYTdUzB1oTwODvXimM/s1600/IMG_1109.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjajUuhaRcDZSMA42f64wbGqN_iXbqm3Y2O9esodt4WKEv8PiRVCq9WCtzv6fIZnYx98xSPe9HtaP7dLUUi8OjX-Sixw0RC5SRDj6QU7rAkYbG30A-MngKV-sj0LjYTdUzB1oTwODvXimM/s400/IMG_1109.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485935128081103506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I found this Yu-Gi-Oh cosplayer wanted me to follow him into the bathroom so I could see his trap card.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTezYHi74cblxr52_1GhUUlZQCIiPGttltiqQff_ltV8l5GrnfuVzfJwUYwVjDAT34tWPTHEsNeYZmPPl_WhxTzSPnMQl2pTCmKaj6qxOIZng8I9MkSHQ1mG9Jjzzu8eqyVVOqJzZNOIA/s1600/IMG_1107.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTezYHi74cblxr52_1GhUUlZQCIiPGttltiqQff_ltV8l5GrnfuVzfJwUYwVjDAT34tWPTHEsNeYZmPPl_WhxTzSPnMQl2pTCmKaj6qxOIZng8I9MkSHQ1mG9Jjzzu8eqyVVOqJzZNOIA/s400/IMG_1107.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485935118111691826" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Hit Girl, established 1962</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhckDKBsHOB1GhakpiO_HXG3wMS-K4KgidBqXdYSGGcHbnnttE4N_Dwiw3PVHUvyCcxXeAe_HY_GViJjyLWRQDmPDhqeTmC3dERdU9UnB0u6cf7L57Gp5nGrtSx0KZor9u9Onq0dJqNzBI/s1600/IMG_1117.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhckDKBsHOB1GhakpiO_HXG3wMS-K4KgidBqXdYSGGcHbnnttE4N_Dwiw3PVHUvyCcxXeAe_HY_GViJjyLWRQDmPDhqeTmC3dERdU9UnB0u6cf7L57Gp5nGrtSx0KZor9u9Onq0dJqNzBI/s400/IMG_1117.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485935106337693426" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This is the worst Michael Jackson I've ever seen.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyDL4z97hY524vc5dvAm16X0xL8KQ7vkW3APAfAklPtPTxVmNPPgyu4CU7eeXpu_dz5G8YnXtxXV_Ixv9-viM0gWbbc8BaHkDD1HwC2I9lWL3zCEGI4mAFFmkzZRqZQJSixvfIxl4AVdY/s1600/IMG_1089.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyDL4z97hY524vc5dvAm16X0xL8KQ7vkW3APAfAklPtPTxVmNPPgyu4CU7eeXpu_dz5G8YnXtxXV_Ixv9-viM0gWbbc8BaHkDD1HwC2I9lWL3zCEGI4mAFFmkzZRqZQJSixvfIxl4AVdY/s400/IMG_1089.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485933860418362514" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"DERP! I'M AN ASSASSIN!"</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGLxHBx5KwG9cU67bDp6GZHAU8u5FNl8PAxOT1q8QYMPUSbJyfNACj7Qy8rincqodF0Le_mI8JsMdWkrPBpjs_mzMF1cdyLzieN8AoEodDDbwp51cGngW_WmTAtXcbK0V6EnlNw2FhN8g/s1600/IMG_1088.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGLxHBx5KwG9cU67bDp6GZHAU8u5FNl8PAxOT1q8QYMPUSbJyfNACj7Qy8rincqodF0Le_mI8JsMdWkrPBpjs_mzMF1cdyLzieN8AoEodDDbwp51cGngW_WmTAtXcbK0V6EnlNw2FhN8g/s400/IMG_1088.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485933851990665378" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know what this girl came as, but the guy behind her clearly came as a pervert.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2TcC0mgm__qjPCBg4Fdzl_CRI4tKyRH1pBwy2Hjv1wVV4ttIHmL-Xwogcy3DRuTEQUrGcxaCgtvoKOt4IVPHo1lZxyiAtt-xHSwZrMivHCUi_W0dwjH_2W7FUvLrIUFLiV338tPwQnN4/s1600/IMG_1082.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2TcC0mgm__qjPCBg4Fdzl_CRI4tKyRH1pBwy2Hjv1wVV4ttIHmL-Xwogcy3DRuTEQUrGcxaCgtvoKOt4IVPHo1lZxyiAtt-xHSwZrMivHCUi_W0dwjH_2W7FUvLrIUFLiV338tPwQnN4/s400/IMG_1082.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485933842985356562" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Not only is The Flash the fastest runner in the world, he's also the fastest eater of cheesburgers</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwBHec2tYPcajm-Qb3RwTEu5FtwN-v8zk2Iomkit2GL4anKZv9WuCH1f4vGsBzBTSc87XXy9pqcpRUn4FuvGDCfPbADVr4QkdmdEqj-7hkhaUyud980rsfblJ_rwHey9MLzelexAjzD9E/s1600/IMG_1081.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwBHec2tYPcajm-Qb3RwTEu5FtwN-v8zk2Iomkit2GL4anKZv9WuCH1f4vGsBzBTSc87XXy9pqcpRUn4FuvGDCfPbADVr4QkdmdEqj-7hkhaUyud980rsfblJ_rwHey9MLzelexAjzD9E/s400/IMG_1081.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485933838370113394" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">A proud warrior brandishing his +2 Mace of smiting, and +3 haircut of achey breaky heart.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3CyolQ47MgPfPmydhQpsQQ-Q3bXNtuiWOQlnVDe7DUf_GfEviqcBLzsr9CpsPI9yQv6oLcBoVbo20DvZO0feMS0vRLezf0JSzW_blYAoaeBmKyozt2JpzE5RyrTqbtwoYT74IAdgCkto/s1600/IMG_1080.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3CyolQ47MgPfPmydhQpsQQ-Q3bXNtuiWOQlnVDe7DUf_GfEviqcBLzsr9CpsPI9yQv6oLcBoVbo20DvZO0feMS0vRLezf0JSzW_blYAoaeBmKyozt2JpzE5RyrTqbtwoYT74IAdgCkto/s400/IMG_1080.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485933827833435698" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Nothing says Supanova like a man with a black eye and an erection.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3yM6FT29GkNHzdq0HrY-PyN3cJmWAbAZJe-dwxkIEPC5GlWvlMOhDneqPZATdyyzNUinU1p44GTA-iKZ9IneudyuzH-p2bYBUGlJQ9IuENnsCjZcOSUNYpTnmUrv_ZQd9joypd7UF74U/s1600/IMG_1070.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3yM6FT29GkNHzdq0HrY-PyN3cJmWAbAZJe-dwxkIEPC5GlWvlMOhDneqPZATdyyzNUinU1p44GTA-iKZ9IneudyuzH-p2bYBUGlJQ9IuENnsCjZcOSUNYpTnmUrv_ZQd9joypd7UF74U/s400/IMG_1070.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485932664120993074" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This dedicated man came as scenery.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXFMiAGuU1-hc1d91MVjaX7V4s8AUytOWYH_2Czfi1vIWNGgKSd3ZF7n0AHekVBJUNJ4Plj3TjpNBnrZ9rzN7h3GnO1F_bCN3LWlP3kP0ArQ5rb68MRZnng6rgBb17un_83ZNeqO1udzg/s1600/IMG_1067.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXFMiAGuU1-hc1d91MVjaX7V4s8AUytOWYH_2Czfi1vIWNGgKSd3ZF7n0AHekVBJUNJ4Plj3TjpNBnrZ9rzN7h3GnO1F_bCN3LWlP3kP0ArQ5rb68MRZnng6rgBb17un_83ZNeqO1udzg/s400/IMG_1067.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485932655686302866" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Middle aged Spiderman poses while Alzheimers Ironman stares off into space.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsQVhBK5-lvhtuyaDNhXrJeiLWPAK5Qc5o2h2d7dAC-G6mlkhFfoLp0rNfCiABpmr3y4U1sJOdOmnyQZKuq3z6R7ARWx2lFvRGu9JJAiirwXBHOfY_d6NZ1AlijcWxJgS1Z86d1vEUDNA/s1600/IMG_1060.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsQVhBK5-lvhtuyaDNhXrJeiLWPAK5Qc5o2h2d7dAC-G6mlkhFfoLp0rNfCiABpmr3y4U1sJOdOmnyQZKuq3z6R7ARWx2lFvRGu9JJAiirwXBHOfY_d6NZ1AlijcWxJgS1Z86d1vEUDNA/s400/IMG_1060.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485932647156488930" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Anime, as popular as ever.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq0WWjs6NXa8XTTKUtCYTdf7ndOKYoKWgN059MWrSKE9eIsWxoqX6JHWJP3_m8bWDpqBI2GVTIRWVPBouymqHF80_VoGg-tJf8Oz2B0pby8z0q9gE_cgxC3HcllfOM4HEKwYyIppdnmgk/s1600/IMG_1062.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq0WWjs6NXa8XTTKUtCYTdf7ndOKYoKWgN059MWrSKE9eIsWxoqX6JHWJP3_m8bWDpqBI2GVTIRWVPBouymqHF80_VoGg-tJf8Oz2B0pby8z0q9gE_cgxC3HcllfOM4HEKwYyIppdnmgk/s400/IMG_1062.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485932644218818226" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Michael Winslow being interviewed by a moron.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Wqy4YJrkG-oCdYMuw4qzSS83XyB1OS4QZFuwnVGnC0F7XZj8ecdxnDAibse4zVK_3COs7FFzYam5rLqCUQvykD973SBHs82xauZlfJMJjDYuESs6_A-rj4F0v0vBafx8uL12-2618sA/s1600/IMG_1057.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Wqy4YJrkG-oCdYMuw4qzSS83XyB1OS4QZFuwnVGnC0F7XZj8ecdxnDAibse4zVK_3COs7FFzYam5rLqCUQvykD973SBHs82xauZlfJMJjDYuESs6_A-rj4F0v0vBafx8uL12-2618sA/s400/IMG_1057.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485932634600003858" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">This guy came dressed as 1998.</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">And finally....</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center; 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width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a></span></u></span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEn4wZiF9Pqt1zZNKFn2hEbt_jcmAc30wYypW1sMIi55joq6nyRt-NS33S63I1lu-Xm2m0ZtU88RLZaND_HxHOaA1mTZr0jBZAkCe8jRexy03CwXCYdx6ICT0CGgo3pupXeinZ3mGnbxU/s1600/rachelzoom1.jpg"></a><div style="text-align: center; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoRaf4t3_jiFTSu5QIFefCj3BUSZlR1fwqieCnGKWzY1zWZCs7ogbCWUEqdtvkLgc7FbLLpZp8BroVjqa3oBdq5L1v97a8FccwlKLxf_hqRtUIT3pL0UD3a9AlQ5CgzaypsnRv-oaPLvI/s1600/rachelzoom3.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoRaf4t3_jiFTSu5QIFefCj3BUSZlR1fwqieCnGKWzY1zWZCs7ogbCWUEqdtvkLgc7FbLLpZp8BroVjqa3oBdq5L1v97a8FccwlKLxf_hqRtUIT3pL0UD3a9AlQ5CgzaypsnRv-oaPLvI/s400/rachelzoom3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485938288952537362" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center; ">THE HORROR.... THE HORROR.....</div></div></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-11396969801796180982010-06-09T03:19:00.000-07:002010-06-09T16:37:18.362-07:00Stripping on a Train isn't normal. On meth it is.<div style="text-align: left;">Fuck Ice</div><div><br /></div><div>Ice, also known as Methamphetamine, is running through the lower rungs of Australia society like diarrhea through a tourist in Mexico. It fucks you up and makes you a total <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">dickwad</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div>The last 45 minutes of my commute home was brought to you by the letter "I".</div><div><br /></div><div>A man in his late 20's entered my carriage at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Morriset</span>, wearing a beanie, shirt and shorts, and carrying a brown paper bag. Before I could see him I could smell him, and before I could smell him I could hear him.</div><div><br /></div><div>"fucking Scotland gun no GUN <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">BOOOM</span> BOOM FUCKING boom windshield gonna kill myself on your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">WINDshield</span> with a GUN <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">FUCKSHIT</span> DOG CUNT"</div><div><br /></div><div>instantly I took my watch off and put it in my bag with my Nintendo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">DS</span>, I engaged "danger train" mode and sat forward, prepared for shit to go down.</div><div><br /></div><div>For a few minutes he walked from carriage to carriage, swearing as he went, then he decided, out of all 8 fucking train carriages, to sit directly in front of me. Facing the other way (thank god). </div><div><br /></div><div>Then he started singing this. </div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O3dWBLoU--E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O3dWBLoU--E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div>Including the guitar riffs. And in between verses he started speaking in a Scottish accent.</div><div><br /></div><div>"<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">fooking</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">coonts</span> DOG SHIT IN A SCHOONER GLASS ya <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">FOOKing</span> mick wank shit <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">fuckfuckFUCKFUCKMUTHER</span> CUNT FUCK SHITTING DOGS wheres A gun you arse <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">KILLMYSELFKILLMYSELF</span> and EXPLODE in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">shitARSE</span> FUCK"</div><div><br /></div><div>Now before I go on, let me say that in the 45 minutes he was on the train he didn't stop talking once, he just kept going and going and going, singing, swearing, crying..</div><div><br /></div><div>yes crying, in between the singing he started crying and took out a packet of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Xanax</span> from his brown paper bag and threw the pills among the carriage.</div><div><br /></div><div>So then he started swearing that someone was throwing his <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Xanax</span> around</div><div><br /></div><div>"GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME I DON'T NEED <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">XANAX</span>, won't touch that shit i need a fucking pill fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">meeeeeth</span> fucks that shit <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">XANAX</span> FUCK, ICE <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">MUTHERFCKERS</span>!!!"</div><div><br /></div><div>the other 7 people in the carriage have not moved a single muscle since he came in, they haven't even dared turn their heads. I at least had the advantage of being out of his field of vision so I could witness the show.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then he started undressing.</div><div><br /></div><div>The man started taking his clothes off in the middle of the train.</div><div><br /></div><div>He turned to face me and I caught a glimpse of his face, the guy must have been in his 20's, but his face looked like he was 50, it was horrible, absolutely horrible.</div><div><br /></div><div>Off comes the jacket.</div><div><br /></div><div>off comes the shirt.</div><div><br /></div><div>off comes the beanie.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then he puts his hand in his brown paper bag, and retrieves a handful of I don't know what.</div><div><br /></div><div>He begins to rub his body down with whatever is in his hand.</div><div><br /></div><div>All while still singing and swearing about dog shit in beer glasses.</div><div><br /></div><div>This guy was off his face, completely in a world of his own, I'm unsure if he even knew there were other people on the train. This is the closest I've come to a person on a drug trip, and I really really REALLY do not want to witness it again.</div><div><br /></div><div>I need a drink.</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFGfpNtM6WCt0ya8OYsl2R7AEfJx51ouvgp96AjwZgWl6KILGECBNSJjwiubFxL6bTCiITZjmZN3OXu0wsvpxyoPmGOpKVTmEMCXNDS-vC5lDWIFUwOi-QtoxUiJwkXkUZwaPW4MRtU2E/s1600/DILBERTTE059.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFGfpNtM6WCt0ya8OYsl2R7AEfJx51ouvgp96AjwZgWl6KILGECBNSJjwiubFxL6bTCiITZjmZN3OXu0wsvpxyoPmGOpKVTmEMCXNDS-vC5lDWIFUwOi-QtoxUiJwkXkUZwaPW4MRtU2E/s400/DILBERTTE059.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480726635068113346" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 375px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-85701338511409938582010-03-12T15:13:00.000-08:002010-03-12T15:30:25.570-08:00Streams of Fury<div style="text-align: left;">Once again I find myself at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Gosford</span> train station. And ONCE AGAIN there is another incident I have to report to my readers. This time it wasn't a physical altercation between two or more parties, and instead this only involved a single person, with a supporting class of the entire train station.</div><div><br /></div><div>The other side of the station is the Sydney bound side, so there is always more people there waiting, and since there is usually only the same 5 people on my side I'm always looking at the other people, for <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">curiosity</span> sake, I like to spot funny looking people and relay my sightings to Rhys over at The Plastic Age for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">funtimes</span> and many <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">lulz</span>. And another reason, which I'll admit, is that the Sydney bound train always has a few attractive girls waiting there, nothing wrong with a bit of eye candy to get me through my 3 hour commute. The downside is most attractive <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Gosford</span> girls also dress like prostitutes and swear like sailors, but you have to take the good with the bad.</div><div><br /></div><div>I had just finished my scan of the platform, about half of the people waiting for the train where <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Parramatta</span> Eels supporters on their way into Sydney to watch the start of the Rugby League season for 2010. There were some skater kids trying to bust out some moves, and a few <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">derros</span> on the far left side, standing in a circle and having several <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">cigarettes</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div>I was about to find a bench to sit on when I heard a weird noise, it was like a cough only much wetter, and what followed it was a series of yells and lots of people moving.</div><div><br /></div><div>I walked closer to see what the commotion was about and saw everyone on the other platform walking quickly away from an old man sitting on a bench. he was hunched over coughing, then he sat up, and at that exact time a stream of vomit flew out his mouth and nostrils, like a garden sprinkler in a straight line.</div><div><br /></div><div>The old man then finished vomiting.</div><div><br /></div><div>FIVE MINUTES LATER.</div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdpKLfYxHUE_c29xpdt1mnz_7PO7pLlT8viyLKA6PYCiAykSjh6yRjrOdVPCWc4ZXFpL-YeSF5A7CKT54MNSVfrz9L3jdbxxZK1n9g-X1wbqkd6THwFC5h6kjc0gaUOQu4Wlq7PP85brQ/s1600-h/to_up_vomiting.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdpKLfYxHUE_c29xpdt1mnz_7PO7pLlT8viyLKA6PYCiAykSjh6yRjrOdVPCWc4ZXFpL-YeSF5A7CKT54MNSVfrz9L3jdbxxZK1n9g-X1wbqkd6THwFC5h6kjc0gaUOQu4Wlq7PP85brQ/s400/to_up_vomiting.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447890425274906002" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 397px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>I swear to god this old guy just kept vomiting, and vomiting, and vomiting, and vomiting. And not once did he move from his seated position. It was a stream of brown liquid flowing from his face, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">interrupted</span> by heavy coughing and people asking if he was alright, he didn't respond to them at all, nor did he even acknowledge their existence. He was stuck in his own little world of vomit. It looked like something out of a zombie movie. An infected old man struggling as he died horribly by the virus before he arose once more as one of the living dead. But this wasn't the case.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Station staff tried to get his attention but couldn't get close to him, as every time someone walked near him another stream of vomit would fly out of his mouth, he'd then wipe his mouth and a large stream of saliva and mucus would hang between his lips and his arm, it reminded me of really hot cheese when you eat pizza, how it gets all stringy and sticks to the base.</div><div><br /></div><div>When he finally finished vomiting, he sat there for a few minutes not bothering to explain it to the people around him, a staff member approached him with a bucket and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">forcibly</span> moved him with a few pushes of her mop, as she needed to clean the area in front of him, which was a slipping hazard, not to mention it was beginning to smell.</div><div><br /></div><div>He shuffled off to the next bench and pulled out a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">cigarette</span>, which he began to smoke like it was his last.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not a smoker, but is the taste of a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">cigarette</span> really the first thing you want after a vomiting spree?</div><div><br /></div><div>He was also dressed really poorly but had brand new shoes on. I can't help but assume he didn't pay for them, and maybe held off a cashier at the shoe store, armed with his ability to projectile vomit. I know I'd do what he said if he threatened to puke on me...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Additional!</b></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSJxVmftKCRPGZobfDcyk6dhNj9B0PqqquqonCAlYdSBj_6gAVwuM2L11INv03p6twMG4CFelsIWlgAD_XTyQ_TNfPjiZRZbjlClF9nPoCC4mt7DLK4Q_8tkeO9lzO7zTQDuAALZEyIoQ/s1600-h/24111919_02eea95183.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSJxVmftKCRPGZobfDcyk6dhNj9B0PqqquqonCAlYdSBj_6gAVwuM2L11INv03p6twMG4CFelsIWlgAD_XTyQ_TNfPjiZRZbjlClF9nPoCC4mt7DLK4Q_8tkeO9lzO7zTQDuAALZEyIoQ/s320/24111919_02eea95183.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447892644679571346" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 216px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>As I was writing this I overheard the conversation between three teenage boys, the words were barely audible over the wet smacking noises that came from their mouths as they chewed gum of sorts. One of the boys was trying to remember the name of a TV show "The Chasers War on Everything" which used to air on ABC.</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: Hey you remember that show? </div><div><br /></div><div>B2: what show?</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: it was a show with some guys in it, and it was their war against the world</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: nah don't know it</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: yeah man they were hitchhikers from <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Australia</span></div><div><br /></div><div>B2: I dunno</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: and it was on the ABC, the war on the worlds people</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: nah man <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">shutup</span> I dunno</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: yeah you do, they did that <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Obama</span> bin laden (That's right, Obama Bin Laden) thing with the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Olympics</span> (G8 Summit actually)</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: Oh yeah they were on the news, the chasing war</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: nah man, the War of the Worlds</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: that was a movie</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: nah they didn't make a movie, it was 4 guys and they did stuff.</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: I saw the movie, it had Tom Cruise in it and that chick who was a girl (.. chick who was a girl)</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: Oh yeah that movie was shit <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">ay</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: it was okay but yeah it was shit.</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: But it's not the movie I mean, in this show they did stuff with John Howard</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: Stuff with John Howard?</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: yeah they called him a dickhead all the time.</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Hahaha</span>! that show sounds awesome, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">when's</span> it on?</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: nah it stopped being on like last year.</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: oh shit <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">ay</span>, true</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: yeah, well it was a pretty funny show.</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: what was it called again?</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: The war of the worlds</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: Nah man that was the movie</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: maybe it had the same name?</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: oh true, yeah we should see it on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">youtube</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: that's a mad site <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">ay</span></div><div><br /></div><div>B2: yeah heaps.</div><div><br /></div><div>By this point in time I had completely forgotten why they were even talking about The Chaser's War on Everything, and they didn't even bother to remember, as one of them found a pen on the train and decided to play a game of "I'll draw something and you guess what it is". Trouble was they didn't have any paper so they used the back of the seat in front of them until they realised there were newspapers all over the place, and moved on to draw moustaches on the women.</div><div><br /></div><div>One of their drawing contests went as follows, I listened to this one because one of the boys mentioned Batman, and anything Batman I'm all over. Freaking LOVE Batman.</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: is it batman?</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: nah it's not batman</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: fuck off it's batman</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: it's not fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Batman</span></div><div><br /></div><div>B1: then it's that robin </div><div><br /></div><div>B2: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">nup</span></div><div><br /></div><div>B1: can you give me a hint?</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: it's a video game guy</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: Batman's got a video game</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: it's not fucking batman</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">ay</span> settle I'm just saying</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: it's a monkey</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: oh yeah, it's that guy from the game on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">wii</span> where you beat up the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">zelda</span> dude and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">mario</span></div><div><br /></div><div>B2: yeah what's his name</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: it's like king <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">kong</span> but it's something else</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: not getting it till you guess it.</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">ummmm</span></div><div><br /></div><div>B2: think of an animal</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: yeah he's a monkey</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: nah man another animal, like a horse</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: .... cow <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">kong</span>.. nah...</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">haha</span> cow <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">kong</span> you fucking retard</div><div><br /></div><div>B1: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">shutup</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">i'm</span> guessing out loud. Donkey Kong</div><div><br /></div><div>B2: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">EEERRRRR</span> took your time.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwPywZXHs_IXHE5fZ0VZ_KXLvShKWQ2csQl6it-nMky_-ConwgWFO3ZgTCVrhHQMSiGCFORA4We7sYPNI0pCbCs_d8SRL4AhqcaKuXtmu4pbFQZ0VynW7iImzeKueHFREy7nQLCYuXfBg/s1600-h/DoubleFacePalm.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwPywZXHs_IXHE5fZ0VZ_KXLvShKWQ2csQl6it-nMky_-ConwgWFO3ZgTCVrhHQMSiGCFORA4We7sYPNI0pCbCs_d8SRL4AhqcaKuXtmu4pbFQZ0VynW7iImzeKueHFREy7nQLCYuXfBg/s400/DoubleFacePalm.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447893049345779378" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-27855291368157933142010-02-08T01:59:00.000-08:002010-02-08T02:10:04.327-08:00Boganrail, the Revenge.<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0StIpvpvoA16ieXB4dgmPrERu5kA_prhBu69KNpvwQIE18b_d8wdh7a5AmnMVUhwdW8zn3kCdhTFLBPLA1GLXy_pVFdV4JfmKH5y8e9X9gVqZP_15ypn9rQo1aVy77cTV8-wq2sz68mc/s1600-h/howard.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0StIpvpvoA16ieXB4dgmPrERu5kA_prhBu69KNpvwQIE18b_d8wdh7a5AmnMVUhwdW8zn3kCdhTFLBPLA1GLXy_pVFdV4JfmKH5y8e9X9gVqZP_15ypn9rQo1aVy77cTV8-wq2sz68mc/s320/howard.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435812449667155570" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></a></span></u></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><br /></u></span></div><div>Another day, another incident at Gosford train station.</div><div><br /></div><div>I was sitting at the platform enjoying my now daily treat of redskins and milkos when the all stops train pulled into the station. The usual faces piled out in a quiet shuffle, happy that their mundane day was coming to a close. Then a ruckus was heard emerging from the train.</div><div><br /></div><div>YOU FUCKING KIWI CUNT FUCKING CUNT I'LL FUCKING TAKE YOU NOW FUCKING CUNT.</div><div><br /></div><div>The tirade of abuse was spewing forth like an unchecked oil fire was coming from a man of 40 to 50 years in age. Sporting traditional Australian attire of board shorts and thongs with a duffel bag, he stumbled from the train backwards, his free arm shooting out to regain balance. He turned on the balls of his feet and with the arm already extended formed a pointing gesture with his hand. He shot the menacing digit at another gentleman who had began to emerge from the train.</div><div><br /></div><div>I use the term gentleman lightly, as the man would be no more than 2 years my senior. He was a well built lad rippling with muscles barely contained by his singlet top. Ink scattered all over his body in various tribal designs and patterns. He was of islander appearance, but which specific island I could not tell you. I do know however he lacked the build to be of the Samoan or Tongan persuasion. </div><div><br /></div><div>The young man the force of the abuse and retorted accordingly</div><div><br /></div><div>YOU TALKING BIG EH BRO WHY YOU RUNNING? COME FUCKEN HERE AND WE'LL SORT IT OUT ON THE PLATFORM YOU FUCKEN CUNT.</div><div><br /></div><div>To which the older gent replied</div><div><br /></div><div>FUCKING KIWI CUNT I'LL FUCKING TAKE YOU CUNT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE FUCKING TOUGH CUNT I CAN TAKE 2 KIWIS MYSELF CUNTS YOU FUCKS.</div><div><br /></div><div>The heated discussion was in full swing. I dared not move from my sitting position in close radius, lest my movements scare the local townsfolk. Instead I chose to complete my sudoku puzzle before my train arrived, listening in to their intense conversation so I could relay it to all six people who read my blog.</div><div><br /></div><div>The younger man, who remained in the train, once again invited the elder to a rousing bout of fisticuffs.</div><div><br /></div><div>FUCKING COME BACK IF YOU CAN TAKE ME CUNT, YOU WANT TO PUSH OVER AN OLD MAN CUNT I'LL FUCK YOU UP.</div><div><br /></div><div>Aha! The motive behind the conversation had been revealed!</div><div><br /></div><div>SEE YOU IN SYDNEY CUNT I'LL FUCKING SEE YOU IN SYD-GOSFORD FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK.</div><div><br /></div><div>The older man grew weary of the battle and confusion had set in, he stumbled further away from the train and spun to find himself face to face with five security guards.</div><div><br /></div><div>HE'S THE FUCKING ONE CUNT WHO FUCKING STARTED IT THE FUCK</div><div><br /></div><div>His heightened adrenalin levels proved to be his folly, as the men in blue did not take kindly to his raised voice at such close range.</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile the tattooed lad conversed in a more quiet manner to the other guards, it was proven that the senior did indeed push over and even older man in an effort to leave the train post-haste. And the islander fellow rushed to defend the enfeebled gent's honour.</div><div><br /></div><div>My train rolled in to the station silently amongst the background noise.</div><div><br /></div><div>I took my leave from the ghastly scene and fell into a peaceful slumber, aided by the charming melodies, of those who fight foo.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-6057085253142378352010-01-15T01:41:00.000-08:002010-01-15T02:54:14.839-08:00Vampire turds that glisten in the sun<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZS4Cu1u5C0Ed-NeIfWhxdOP2GdRTrIWkcyuqSswo3rglmKV1yCXevPdJk_S19FM2aj9D-4OIgYaQLEyn82AopQTIbLvZoO70Sg3q8-W_Y70yy59sZfldfsVT8FBE0L2o_NDJcHLAnfHg/s1600-h/vf12.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZS4Cu1u5C0Ed-NeIfWhxdOP2GdRTrIWkcyuqSswo3rglmKV1yCXevPdJk_S19FM2aj9D-4OIgYaQLEyn82AopQTIbLvZoO70Sg3q8-W_Y70yy59sZfldfsVT8FBE0L2o_NDJcHLAnfHg/s320/vf12.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908616673206354" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 300px; " /></a></span></span></span><div style="text-align: left;">Social Networking, it's a buzzword thrown around by a lot of websites in the last few years, the phrase means "connecting and communicating with others over the internets" and websites like MySpace and Facebook are the hubs people use to connect socially with others. although in reality the majority of people on the internet will limit their social networking to adding that cute girl/boy from high school as a friend then downloading all of their personal photos to use as a masturbatory aide.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">MySpace and Facebook are the big generic two, but there are also plenty of websites that cater to a more specific audience, there are social networking sites for gamers, bloggers, homosexuals, christians, christian homosexuals, hairy men, lonely men who want asian girlfriends, and of course there is VampireFreaks.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">VampireFreaks, according to Wikipedia, is an online community for the gothic/industrial subculture. But realistically VampireFreaks is the home of people who rebelled </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">against their parents in high school and forgot to grow the fuck up in later life. The males all list their hero as "The Crow", and the females would probably get their vagina on webcam if you sent them a single compliment about their hair. It's a hovel of stench, a tribute to failure. Every single member probably thinks they're a unique delicate flower but listen to all the same heavy metal industrial shit as the next member.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">So in true FiveThumbsDown fashion, it's caption time!</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHKkOlBGmuYSqp6w1Zyayn_ASBPpICPDW9Va7_l-9UXu-laAWxwFrJsamdrl0yIuOAVuu_IV8i8m_AgdJxxZtX5lzehnDgltVbaimFycAf0waH5_mbpW1a18nvP-_Wh7d6SVyIjrww6cY/s1600-h/32061830.jpg" style="text-decoration: none; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHKkOlBGmuYSqp6w1Zyayn_ASBPpICPDW9Va7_l-9UXu-laAWxwFrJsamdrl0yIuOAVuu_IV8i8m_AgdJxxZtX5lzehnDgltVbaimFycAf0waH5_mbpW1a18nvP-_Wh7d6SVyIjrww6cY/s320/32061830.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426907748852377186" style="text-align: left; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px; " /></a></span></span></div></span></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Here's your base level generic VampireFreaks member. Pasty and pudgy with long hair, throwing the horns because they can't grasp the intricities of common decency. This person's account lists their gender as "N/A", and I'd have to agree with it.</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxJOI2xEfhSKaeNdOQ6NsTpHefPIcRMe4km6lHUeE2tiZ9goBjGRXmSTII1LE1td1Lvz5Awt3ms0q_GIR6G6g0kGUKriEhRm-AVs4JkFkT0FE8gYmuR-a2mPDJRuJ9_SbDmOgbn5QGNjI/s1600-h/vf11.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 221px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxJOI2xEfhSKaeNdOQ6NsTpHefPIcRMe4km6lHUeE2tiZ9goBjGRXmSTII1LE1td1Lvz5Awt3ms0q_GIR6G6g0kGUKriEhRm-AVs4JkFkT0FE8gYmuR-a2mPDJRuJ9_SbDmOgbn5QGNjI/s320/vf11.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908612855868962" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>DO</b>: Take a photo for your VampireFreaks profile</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>DONT</b>: Take a photo of your sex face for your VampireFreaks profile</div></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizR8afPP3vmVfKjVRz9qanbcXjk7esNyqJfdf9E80VcRjZ_t1ICePXUPkUwk_fUSbi5g1-UnW_hyqGAGyvQK4FXHdtSdUesluDMC7G3MfbbQsQYOFdXoduYNwWyIXlcyTLmhZGsBF4QTU/s1600-h/vf10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizR8afPP3vmVfKjVRz9qanbcXjk7esNyqJfdf9E80VcRjZ_t1ICePXUPkUwk_fUSbi5g1-UnW_hyqGAGyvQK4FXHdtSdUesluDMC7G3MfbbQsQYOFdXoduYNwWyIXlcyTLmhZGsBF4QTU/s320/vf10.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908485867254962" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Goth gangsta will fuck you up boooooiiiiiiiiiiiii</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMDXkx6x6ZrmXK-bh4Dgc8nCG1SSoRfQ-4_MXORe1cjEKQwjk_IFqwJRhW5UIaEthczjBUk2cj_Ug4tGKUC5dL2Ose-QW94Yu8k_gBmjGbexLHfyYh9wyAkutR3JoAr8-oHtv5SFhYKhM/s1600-h/vf9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMDXkx6x6ZrmXK-bh4Dgc8nCG1SSoRfQ-4_MXORe1cjEKQwjk_IFqwJRhW5UIaEthczjBUk2cj_Ug4tGKUC5dL2Ose-QW94Yu8k_gBmjGbexLHfyYh9wyAkutR3JoAr8-oHtv5SFhYKhM/s320/vf9.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908477164248034" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">*ACTUAL PROFILE QUOTE*</div><div style="text-align: center;">---------------</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>DISLIKES</b></div><div style="text-align: center;">People who are not original</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>LIKES</b></div><div style="text-align: center;">Anime</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ninja Turtles</div><div style="text-align: center;">Cheese</div><div style="text-align: center;">------------</div><div style="text-align: center;">I see a conflict of interest here....</div></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit8EaFn2D82ZeEROB1IVyrJWv9T2L7o_jHKFo06VlS2YAvq83V98BON1Q4_ypSc-5qztt88mse-vLFan8yq47KaGw2_uJK6_r9L2RefzIq1vtQGEKrVdnpTiTU6B96Pk8FXEuC4ZaPx2k/s1600-h/vf8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit8EaFn2D82ZeEROB1IVyrJWv9T2L7o_jHKFo06VlS2YAvq83V98BON1Q4_ypSc-5qztt88mse-vLFan8yq47KaGw2_uJK6_r9L2RefzIq1vtQGEKrVdnpTiTU6B96Pk8FXEuC4ZaPx2k/s320/vf8.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908474286413058" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">Check out this one... it's..... pretty nice actually. Let's check out her profile.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">"21 yr old married mother of two"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ah, nevermind, tainted meat.<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></div></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFaQ7Ih1bBKLBXDgcJuZUG9iDlMD24jETr8Vie9GUe65ywYnEhWbcpWtSMkXM10g4J-dlV3PGUJI_bSMpi0XXuo4B4PIE7w9iX_DtHLz5F6sV_6hk3-eZYrqB7nVWmO-Y6Y9xc5gqScQ/s1600-h/vf7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 301px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFaQ7Ih1bBKLBXDgcJuZUG9iDlMD24jETr8Vie9GUe65ywYnEhWbcpWtSMkXM10g4J-dlV3PGUJI_bSMpi0XXuo4B4PIE7w9iX_DtHLz5F6sV_6hk3-eZYrqB7nVWmO-Y6Y9xc5gqScQ/s320/vf7.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908468644546530" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">This is the type of photo they show on the news with soundbytes from neighbours saying "I had no idea, he mostly kept to himself"</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMZjjgNOmDjuJucCJTZU5vE1Fd2KbzJ_1ShA6UWzIUigWGvJYya4WMK10IljYZrDu33T9WAvNPixfSoLBioe_PEMiXQtCI2SXkX8SB6fIV4bq5uScGQGvZw5YTlUE7gTkwwPyreT6058A/s1600-h/vf6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMZjjgNOmDjuJucCJTZU5vE1Fd2KbzJ_1ShA6UWzIUigWGvJYya4WMK10IljYZrDu33T9WAvNPixfSoLBioe_PEMiXQtCI2SXkX8SB6fIV4bq5uScGQGvZw5YTlUE7gTkwwPyreT6058A/s320/vf6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908464621905106" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know if this is supposed to be a photo of a girl, or evidence of bigfoot.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVpPMIz-x9NMFBQpp3CML6skYYvT-NDDCS5iriQiclDA3EiZW_oOBnm8Ob08Az1P66rL_sscrXEahm7YRj9jGozrQZGWszAIGhf2udOg7H2pHQcK2QrAUm54VFL2AKCrpBqnskVWJYORc/s1600-h/vf5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVpPMIz-x9NMFBQpp3CML6skYYvT-NDDCS5iriQiclDA3EiZW_oOBnm8Ob08Az1P66rL_sscrXEahm7YRj9jGozrQZGWszAIGhf2udOg7H2pHQcK2QrAUm54VFL2AKCrpBqnskVWJYORc/s320/vf5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908273993524402" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"I cast a level 6 wizard charm on your labia, it wasn't very effective...."</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDtJYJ7-oNjQTXuhMBnaxBh4Q40DY5rdwQ1iOQM7gB0gOtDxt-lA4C5CW0HAgO0eZmJrzpL8LufI2XLYHwtP31zNAc3CDIrrbiYmgXk4y-2lUhWJR1gaqAiPG22LR1e2MwV6dIS04apyI/s1600-h/vf4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDtJYJ7-oNjQTXuhMBnaxBh4Q40DY5rdwQ1iOQM7gB0gOtDxt-lA4C5CW0HAgO0eZmJrzpL8LufI2XLYHwtP31zNAc3CDIrrbiYmgXk4y-2lUhWJR1gaqAiPG22LR1e2MwV6dIS04apyI/s320/vf4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908269241009570" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">"Tee Hee, I'm such a vampire FREAAAAK!!!! Edward <3<3<3<3<3><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitLyAcVuNvbx2GiVBN6G_nEvC_nXk3XvqI-DJ2rryoSmWap5yZJAXqzGp4GGVdmFeJfGiF4AfokIk_aYoid85W25arelHJixZMlRzpIzTQCu4Fr2643rmGxNAiKtA5jKth9CX_tOChmZg/s1600-h/vf13.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitLyAcVuNvbx2GiVBN6G_nEvC_nXk3XvqI-DJ2rryoSmWap5yZJAXqzGp4GGVdmFeJfGiF4AfokIk_aYoid85W25arelHJixZMlRzpIzTQCu4Fr2643rmGxNAiKtA5jKth9CX_tOChmZg/s320/vf13.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908626463834114" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px; " /></a></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Another swamp monster sighting, why do people think boosting the contrast is going to make a good photo?</div></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc9W42CidiJGWvtdXScWSukVub5UtMCkDIshgQzbVewc4-d2hgH2-0tiKEzElWYFmssYwcr5_W-IUQ1skBj-SG6BgI36_sAVzgZha-pgZrLm_bFTD4OtmomlYJp9K9LUdPDWty2QRUfOM/s1600-h/vf3.jpg"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc9W42CidiJGWvtdXScWSukVub5UtMCkDIshgQzbVewc4-d2hgH2-0tiKEzElWYFmssYwcr5_W-IUQ1skBj-SG6BgI36_sAVzgZha-pgZrLm_bFTD4OtmomlYJp9K9LUdPDWty2QRUfOM/s1600-h/vf3.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc9W42CidiJGWvtdXScWSukVub5UtMCkDIshgQzbVewc4-d2hgH2-0tiKEzElWYFmssYwcr5_W-IUQ1skBj-SG6BgI36_sAVzgZha-pgZrLm_bFTD4OtmomlYJp9K9LUdPDWty2QRUfOM/s320/vf3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908266380204434" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Middle American High School Female VampireFreak #4586779581235, Her parents don't understand her, her boyfriend doesn't love her, and she cuts herself while listening to The Cure. She'll drop out before the end of high school, pregnant to "Steve", her 29yr old ex boyfriend who is a major player over at 7-11.</div><div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Yg5f76eVsw8erTMLwQhwmzHVTJbdVfLLpuhJbbO6NHU0ndK7jDGqj8Yi6yEYujbmlgggGJTcz36-cn2Mc5lAJzz6iGBMwhbKDHWAa0JDaNVArk5KzzsWQAxG0JoHf8n4ht8Xz1t2Sqc/s1600-h/vf2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Yg5f76eVsw8erTMLwQhwmzHVTJbdVfLLpuhJbbO6NHU0ndK7jDGqj8Yi6yEYujbmlgggGJTcz36-cn2Mc5lAJzz6iGBMwhbKDHWAa0JDaNVArk5KzzsWQAxG0JoHf8n4ht8Xz1t2Sqc/s320/vf2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908257806862178" /></a><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Profile quote: "I like goth"</div><div style="text-align: center;">*crickets chirping*</div></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0NJ_qzYFP2OZPhyrH6Jy7kclxN5IR9iph6BSFwNG2j4yslRXVZuQTy2acdgJrv5-YS_DRF2rtMg_6uwSsZU47cV8TDniHkBLrT2PjNXEFXENtU0vexs6o3FxTBpFN0_D8F9sIzPD4T9U/s1600-h/vf1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0NJ_qzYFP2OZPhyrH6Jy7kclxN5IR9iph6BSFwNG2j4yslRXVZuQTy2acdgJrv5-YS_DRF2rtMg_6uwSsZU47cV8TDniHkBLrT2PjNXEFXENtU0vexs6o3FxTBpFN0_D8F9sIzPD4T9U/s320/vf1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908247307576162" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">"Hey ladiesssss, I'm a rippling mess of sinew and bad hair, I love the Crow so fucking much because he and I are the same, I'm a dark avenger in the night flexing my buttocks in the face of sailors." </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Using strategic lighting and photoshop airbrushing his body says "roids" and his face says "pnuenomia".</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7APOXJ29d7oXOm0U9-HecgwVaZ1LEoJWDR7RxJVyHqxS89ALSmEx088rP8IJG-WMNBxGSKB_yAhyjN40LU4utuzUvcZqNN3qRdAjF78QjNfRdaM1zlFBVGN1KJh_dlW21gCUnP4MAz4I/s1600-h/34703302.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 228px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7APOXJ29d7oXOm0U9-HecgwVaZ1LEoJWDR7RxJVyHqxS89ALSmEx088rP8IJG-WMNBxGSKB_yAhyjN40LU4utuzUvcZqNN3qRdAjF78QjNfRdaM1zlFBVGN1KJh_dlW21gCUnP4MAz4I/s320/34703302.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426907781966838786" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">"Me am Samet, are like lady vampire"</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoK3P_WZSFrpVKxvFskjpPImEQzpgaerJz5Gah2NW7w97RN32r2e3kqh3wUYQ-kTbpI5ZXjELr63pz-vp2zmlkYGUMScV8FtaAY5uBFKfD2NFh_c_DomgysJBLj-ZTCbogHJGRcvMgRg8/s1600-h/34269748.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoK3P_WZSFrpVKxvFskjpPImEQzpgaerJz5Gah2NW7w97RN32r2e3kqh3wUYQ-kTbpI5ZXjELr63pz-vp2zmlkYGUMScV8FtaAY5uBFKfD2NFh_c_DomgysJBLj-ZTCbogHJGRcvMgRg8/s320/34269748.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426907769997253890" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sweet jesus, looks like she fell face first into Nickelodeon.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhSDjsVpc8lqVdqz89b7wrN_awEsrY8x7gavGun1sACtmErxJudcwHiQ6Asp9MP9uAo70jqGlGDRz3gAOQqM5NMpT9BtFj3NVD_c8lj9O8OCU4u57xXccK6FEH7d8egzVsRbcpW-wbhBI/s1600-h/33953386.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhSDjsVpc8lqVdqz89b7wrN_awEsrY8x7gavGun1sACtmErxJudcwHiQ6Asp9MP9uAo70jqGlGDRz3gAOQqM5NMpT9BtFj3NVD_c8lj9O8OCU4u57xXccK6FEH7d8egzVsRbcpW-wbhBI/s320/33953386.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426907761658105490" /></a><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">The Musical VampireFreak</div><div style="text-align: center;">They'll list four hundred bands as "close influences" and every single name will adhere to one of these rules:</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Have one or more of the words "hate/death/blood/kill/hell/cuddles"</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Be an obscure reference to a B Grade horror movies or a song by another band</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Have a name so abstract and wanky nobody bothers to understand the meaning</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">The musical VampireFreak will be one of the most saught after in the social networking circles, because as soon as you mention you can do anything music related, people will throw their genitals at you.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">This member in particular has it all, the "geek chic" glasses, the indoor hoodie, and the backpack of mystery. This member is also particulary efficient as to get the maximum musical effect by posing with a bass guitar, unfortunately judging by the price tags in the background showing us that they're posing with a store owned guitar, this person probably has little to no musical talent. That'd be like myself posing in front of a movie theatre and listing my profession as "Matt Damon".</div></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNlh-4omY_-PnAEOQ1Qyf1NGr9fNSIR7UxZaogkor7QcvbhyEM27_9HUT53daBZBM-3LdvzuXcR_jf0GBUK6UXKv-osepjRQ1UHpkJZXjWDnsqQjd1muvV7ZEZR0iYUv4x7J5H8euBy1A/s1600-h/33759263.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNlh-4omY_-PnAEOQ1Qyf1NGr9fNSIR7UxZaogkor7QcvbhyEM27_9HUT53daBZBM-3LdvzuXcR_jf0GBUK6UXKv-osepjRQ1UHpkJZXjWDnsqQjd1muvV7ZEZR0iYUv4x7J5H8euBy1A/s320/33759263.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426907753820693538" /><br /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ourHhW7fS6zUYGZHsofgqH0bZGBlhvSG-JjQTDPsXn0DrC3NdPJ-iBeV398lkZJdk9WQ7hNej3UQhRPJ_xF6WOyPf_D56epEvc-pY_xnQDXfr1UEKGclypuUPYfilAKpedvQujc3UQY/s1600-h/vf14.jpg"></a></span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); ">Nice look dude, you should have used some ofthat white paint on your teeth.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ourHhW7fS6zUYGZHsofgqH0bZGBlhvSG-JjQTDPsXn0DrC3NdPJ-iBeV398lkZJdk9WQ7hNej3UQhRPJ_xF6WOyPf_D56epEvc-pY_xnQDXfr1UEKGclypuUPYfilAKpedvQujc3UQY/s1600-h/vf14.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ourHhW7fS6zUYGZHsofgqH0bZGBlhvSG-JjQTDPsXn0DrC3NdPJ-iBeV398lkZJdk9WQ7hNej3UQhRPJ_xF6WOyPf_D56epEvc-pY_xnQDXfr1UEKGclypuUPYfilAKpedvQujc3UQY/s320/vf14.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426908630520855538" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 221px; " /></a></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">MOST</span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">DEDICATED</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">GOTH</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">EVER</span></div><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-17097690021513466492010-01-07T01:49:00.000-08:002010-01-07T01:58:08.846-08:00Boganrail, an Australian Institution<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFlwjiCxEIVI-v271UaRI5yse4hNyVi4jMHWVLervA0AVqBFxka_cMMgoOcsvS5Z6JP3RqLBvjv1zUQI5r_aBKhsazNPeJM8oVtTu2XV_Gz1j1UEwDwDCKf9L9WwEA9YaF09aHNVA8fQg/s1600-h/crackwhore.jpg"></a><div>The first week back at work after a break is always the longest. And to make matters worse the Cityrail free newspaper MX (url) is currently not being printed. My one salvation from boredom for half of my trip has been cut off. So I've been forced to find other ways to amuse myself.</div><div><br /></div><div>This week I've been experimenting with the various trains that go my direction home, finding out which is the quickest, which is the most comfortable, and which is the least crowded. I caught one of the newer trains to Gosford this afternoon. Hardly anyone in there so I had plenty of room to stretch my legs. But on the downside I had to wait at Gosford for half an hour.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now Gosford really isn't that bad of an area. It's th</div><div>e locals themselves that ruin it for you, and of course the majority of the locals are advocates of public transport by default. So I always run into the most colourful of characters, today was no exception.</div><div><br /></div><div>To pass my 30 minutes away and fend off the guilt of downing an entire packet of chips in record time, I began walking up and down the platform, a good 100-200 metres. On my second loop I walked past a girl I paid no real attention to, she was a normal looking female around 16yrs old, Elmo shirt, dyed hair, and a scooter. Typical teenager in all senses of the word, or so I thought anyway.</div><div><br /></div><div>When I was walking back from my second loop the girl was sitting at the far end looking directly across to the platform on the other side of the tracks. There were some youths sitting there, smoking and carrying on like adults, I paid no mind to them either, as I'm well past the stage where the site of a swearing smoking tween shocks me. And after all, this IS the Central Coast we're talking about here.</div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-dnHGNfnSIHFQr1eQv2YoTtQrOk6Y0YU51fHlDglOTnUWV6CACP9AwQncvDlmfBFs7DFFkKwWfLlyUg86Ika4lPAOFMcdUI0FABHo-AZGk_8jvPXNCe8C4rnzAMl7VkJ0ii0Hl4-zNd4/s320/bogankid.jpg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423934038661327282" /><div>The girl and the kids were exchanging dialog, but from where I was walking I couldn't hear it. I assumed they were friends and started on my 3rd loop, walking faster this time, well aware that most of the other people on the platform were staring at me. I don't know why but apparently the sight of a fella walking is fucking interesting to them.</div><div><br /></div><div>On my loop return the girl had since moved and was walking towards my direction. She seemed reasonably angry, and it was confirmed when she muttered to herself as I passed her.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Fucken cunt skags, I'm gonna slash some fucken throats"</div><div><br /></div><div>Now this did come as a shock to me, call me uppity but if children decided to throw insults at me from across a train line I'd either ignore them or smile and nod my head. But this girl decided that this was the point in their life that they were destined to die, and proceeded to make five phone calls to various people.</div><div><br /></div><div>I stopped walking and stood around a corner, so I could listen without staring, and I'm glad I did.</div><div><br /></div><div>Each phone conversation went along the lines of this:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Yeah <friends name="">, what are ya doin? I need you to come here and beat up som fucken kids for me, I can't do it coz they're fucken too young but if you beat em I'll slash em ay? Fuckin cunt whores calling me a boy i'll fucken show em yeah. There three of the fuckers, fucking skinny cunts."</friends></div><div><br /></div><div>Around the time of the 4th phone call, the all-stops train from Sydney arrived and even more representatives of the Central Coast piled out, including three women in their mid-30's with more children than teeth.</div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFlwjiCxEIVI-v271UaRI5yse4hNyVi4jMHWVLervA0AVqBFxka_cMMgoOcsvS5Z6JP3RqLBvjv1zUQI5r_aBKhsazNPeJM8oVtTu2XV_Gz1j1UEwDwDCKf9L9WwEA9YaF09aHNVA8fQg/s320/crackwhore.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423934177861818578" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px; " /><div>As the women walked past, the original girl on the phone had just reached her "three skanky cunts" line, and all three of the women turned around and proceeded to pick a fight with the teenager. </div><div><br /></div><div>"What'd you fucken call me? You red haired tranny, tranny cunt fuck"</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The platform at the time was crowded with people getting on and off trains, and admist it all was the battle of the slums 2010. No fists were thrown, just a lot of slander and abuse.</div><div><br /></div><div>Eventually the women left and the girl had moved on to the next platform to deal with her aggressors. I'm sure she has a bright future ahead of her as a "whore slasher" and I wish her well.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-85779806363123719772009-08-05T16:39:00.000-07:002009-08-05T17:00:56.199-07:00A Tale of Poor Management<div>Everyone who has ever had a job has had a bad boss, it's a given. And usually the worse the job the worse the boss. I was first introduced to the world of poor management when I started my working life at the minimum age in my state, 14 years and 9 months.</div><div><br /></div><div>My father has always been big on the phrase "if you don't have a job then you're a drain on society" so despite my wishes to watch Pokemon and Wrestling, I was <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">forced</span> to trudge the 2km walk to work every <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Saturday</span> morning and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Sunday</span> afternoon to earn my 6 dollars an hour. The job itself wasn't hard, just monotonous, as all grocery store jobs are.</div><div><br /></div><div>Like Jim from The Office I did the minimum amount of required work in order to stay just above being fired, and that's the way I liked it. I started on checkouts, standing up for 6 hours isn't for everyone, and it certainly wasn't for me, so when I got recorded as the slowest checkout operator ever to work there they moved me to shelf stacking, where I was in my element.</div><div><br /></div><div>You see, I'm an organisation freak, I love stacking things and sorting my goods into perfect order. If you ever glanced at my "xxx" file on my computer you'd find I have an intricate filing system to maximise <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">masturbatory</span> efficiency.</div><div><br /></div><div>I was king of the "face up", where every night we went up and down the aisles, relocating misplaced goods, and stacking everything up so it looked like the shelves were fully stocked. I was always in the tinned foods <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">aisles</span>, I freaking loved stacking tins....</div><div><br /></div><div>I probably could have picked my lifelong <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">career</span> then and there, as back in my early days "aiming high" wasn't in my vocabulary. Luckily for me however, my boss was a complete and utter tool.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nigel was a man in his mid 40's, worked out at the gym enough to have a body most mid40's men didn't, a combination of muscle and sag. And he sported a long greasy ponytail, which I assume was a deep brown colour when he started it, but by the time I met him the end of the long length of hair was dead and grey.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nigel was your typical middle aged man trying to act half his age. He would brag about women he'd pick up, and yammer on about the nightclubs and fights he got into there. To any other 14yr old boy I'd assume Nigel would be some sort of hero and cool dude to look up to. But to me Nigel was nothing more than a sad old man trying to capture his wasted youth.</div><div><br /></div><div>He was also a big fan of jokes, really really stupid jokes. And being the boss I wasn't sure if I was supposed to laugh or tell him his jokes were stupid... I tried the latter and coincidentally I was working the night shift for the next two weeks.</div><div><br /></div><div>But all in all Nigel did what he was supposed to, and that was work hard and get the young kids to do the shitty jobs. And although he was a failure as a person, he was perfectly fine for a shift boss. He just happened to be an unfunny <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">douche bag</span> who took naps in the storage closet and made a song about milk using only the word milk.</div><div><br /></div><div>The next horrible boss I had was a guy named Wayne when I worked a thrilling 2 days as a telemarketer during a brief unemployed stint in my life. Wayne was the type of person who had a really shitty job to begin with, but he was in his element in that turd. Wayne was the self proclaimed messiah of telemarketing, and was convinced you could call people at work or home, and sell them a holiday.</div><div><br /></div><div>To quote his introductory speech to the new batch of recruits: "this fucking holiday.. is a fucking good deal, if I wasn't too fucking busy selling fucking holidays I'd fucking buy one".</div><div><br /></div><div>In all honesty the holiday was reasonably cheap, but it was to a place I've never heard of and the limitations were annoying, you had to pay for the holiday on your credit card, but couldn't go on it for at least 4 months, and it was for 4 or 2 adults and 2 children <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">plus</span> it had to take place on a weekend in March when the moon was full after a virgin sacrifice to Ra, the sun god, was made.</div><div><br /></div><div>Wayne loved to swear, and intimidate, he was in the position where he knew 75% of all new <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">recruits</span> would give up by the end <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">of the</span> week, so he decided the best course of action was to cut formalities and treat everyone like shit, which was a bad move for Wayne because my wife was one <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">of the</span> new recruits too. And she was one <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">of the</span> people selected for a berating when she couldn't follow the poorly spelt and grammatically incorrect "script" we were to read from, that went along the lines of this.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Hello, I'm <name> of <company> here to sell you a holiday"</div><div>*please wait 3 seconds for confirmation from answerer or the phone being slammed down*</div><div>"This is a great deal, oh wow I wish I could buy this deal, it's for <number> for <number> to <name>.</div><div>*please wait 3 seconds for confirmation from answerer or the phone being ripped out <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">of the</span> socket*</div><div>It only costs <price> on your credit card *avoid most details till we have their card number*</div><div><br /></div><div>It was a stupid script that reeked of scam, and once he had a go at about 7 people, the missus included, I decided that this job was not for me and every second Wayne wasn't near me I altered the script to something a bit more forward:</div><div><br /></div><div>"<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">G'day</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">I'm</span> selling cheap holidays, want one?"</div><div><br /></div><div>I sold 4 holidays using the Tom method, I should be a fucking marketer.</div><div><br /></div><div>At that point in my life I had gone through 5 jobs, and the 2 I enjoyed the least were the 2 with bad bosses. I didn't think about the connection for a while but it took 1 more job to help me see the light.</div><div><br /></div><div>It was my last semester at university and I had recently proposed to my fiance, we were living together in a little house and I had just finished a contract with not a bad boss, but an incompetent moron who liked to "fudge" <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">financial</span> numbers and "forgot" to tell me that tax wasn't taken out of my pay. So the government hit me with a chunky bill which my student <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">centrelink</span> payments couldn't afford.</div><div><br /></div><div>I went in search of work to all manner <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">of places</span>, and was turned down mostly because of my university hours and age, why hire a 22yr old when you can hire a 15yr old for nearly half the pay?</div><div><br /></div><div>On the bus to uni I noticed a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">sign makers</span> business that had changed their sign slightly to say "we do web design!" and I thought "hell yeah", I rang them up, and although they weren't hiring I managed to bombard them with a sexy resume and a can-do attitude and got a position as a graphic designer / sign installer.</div><div><br /></div><div>The boss was a weasel from the get go. Let's call him Bob.</div><div><br /></div><div>On my first day Bob hit me up with a 40 page contract which outlined the following</div><div>- The position I was being paid for had no set "award" and therefore he could pay me whatever the fuck he wanted</div><div>- He decided to pay me 2 dollars less than what I'd earn as a new recruit at <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">McDonald's</span></div><div>- My position was classed as "casual" yet required me to work 8.5 hours a day, 6 days a week</div><div>- because I was casual I was not entitled to holidays or sick days</div><div>- Lunch was 20 minutes and I must eat lunch in the lunch room, which was a corner in the office with 2 chairs facing each other, making every lunch uncomfortable and awkward.</div><div><br /></div><div>Did I mentioned that when I worked on weekends I wasn't being paid for it? Bob sent me to a "mandatory" public speaking class so I could "interact with clients better", and he paid for it, but I had to work to pay him back. He also paid for a year long gym membership for me because I had to lose weight, I don't really know why I had to though.. but I had to work to pay back that too. </div><div><br /></div><div>So from the get go Bob shot up to the top of the list of bad bosses. He was controlling little weasel of a man who squeezed the life out of me, I wanted to quit, but there was a lack of jobs in the area at the time, and I was juggling my job with uni and my soon to be married life.</div><div><br /></div><div>Working at the sign place wasn't a complete drag, when he left me alone (he had a habit of looking over my shoulder when I worked) I managed to belt out some decent designs that the clients loved, and I also started working with a high school kid on the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Saturdays</span> who is now one of my closest friends. we had laughs at times, but most of them were nervous "laugh or you might get fired" laughs.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Let me take a break from this article.. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">I'm</span> sitting on the train writing and the woman behind me is slurping from a milk carton.. a fucking 1 litre milk carton... STOP FUCKING SLURPING, YOU'RE 60 YEARS OLD NOT 4. SHE'S BEEN SLURPING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIZARD TAKING A SHIT*</div><div><br /></div><div>About 4 months into my job I began to see a side in Bob that was a tad creepy, I had heard he had a string of former employees that left for reasons unknown, when I asked why he didn't answer and dodged the question, especially when I asked about a former female employee.</div><div><br /></div><div>It all started one day when this guy who sometimes worked with us on sign installs rang up and asked if I wanted a job with him, I didn't really know the guy so I was a bit hesitant, he was a nice guy but worked about 25<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">km's</span> out from where I lived and I didn't own a car at the time. When I told Bob he rang I was ordered to never talk to him again and not to let him into the building.</div><div><br /></div><div>A few days later we all <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">received</span> an email saying that this guy had talked to a previous female employee, and now he knew "all Bob's dirty little secrets". At first I thought nothing of it, and put it down to the guy trying to piss Bob off.. but as the weeks went on more and more came to light.</div><div><br /></div><div>Two weeks later Bob was talking about hiring some new staff and asked if I could clean up his old computer to prepare it for a new employee, While I was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">uninstalling</span> some crap off the machine I browsed the net, went to some news websites etc, and the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Internet</span> explorer crashed when I was reading an interesting article. So when I reloaded the browser I went into the history tab to find that article and instead found something much more interesting... 99% of all the websites in the history tab were pornographic websites. And after a small amount of searching I found an epic stash of pornography on the hard drive.</div><div><br /></div><div>While browsing for porn isn't illegal, it's just <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">unprofessional</span>, and a few days later when I came to him with a new client project I noticed he had porn open on his machine as he fumbled to close the window. I pretended I didn't notice but inside I was starting to get a little bit <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">creeped</span> out, after sign installs he'd sometimes walk around without a shirt on, and we were the only 2 people there.. and he's <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">definitely</span> not the type of person who can get away with being shirtless.</div><div><br /></div><div>My limit was reached one Thursday afternoon when Bob and his wife came to me, and asked if I would mind if they installed a security camera to watch the new female employees, because apparently one of the last employees, a female, sued Bob for sexual <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">harassment</span> and he didn't do anything. After everything I found and witnessed though, I was more than sure he was capable of something like that.</div><div><br /></div><div>I managed to track down the girl and find out her story, Bob had taken her to a conference in a city and given the distance from home he had set up a hotel room for the night, with 2 beds as you'd assume. She went to bed when he was in the shower, and 10 minutes later she found herself in bed with a hairy short man in his underwear, at which point she freaked out and ran out of the hotel to sleep in his car. The next day Bob kicked her out, gave her money for the train, and left her there. And fired her 2 days later citing a "conflict of interest".</div><div><br /></div><div>Around that time I had graduated, and using my fancy new degree I managed to land a job in a much better field of programming, being paid more than double with full time benefits. I told Bob I was going to the doctors one afternoon, and never came back.</div><div><br /></div><div>All names have been changed for legal reasons.</div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4172493373598748908.post-71473081752970229072009-07-05T01:26:00.000-07:002009-07-05T03:41:01.406-07:00Supanova 2009<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXEIDioBbeQfS1vnPOgb_lrtIQqktsMg8M0LZLHQZbhljv3uRIJ55QgmmIwiOsJgfs3_QeBGFqXv4VWs7aIy3r-LTecOYIRomBmkYZ5LbFfBvgk46Ol-NGjHtWBxlA4opU5bSqQqsjt_Q/s1600-h/IMG_0809.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 503px; height: 335px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXEIDioBbeQfS1vnPOgb_lrtIQqktsMg8M0LZLHQZbhljv3uRIJ55QgmmIwiOsJgfs3_QeBGFqXv4VWs7aIy3r-LTecOYIRomBmkYZ5LbFfBvgk46Ol-NGjHtWBxlA4opU5bSqQqsjt_Q/s400/IMG_0809.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912068593212450" border="0" /></a><br />Last weekend I joined my handsome male partner Rhys over at www.the-plastic-age.com at Supanova, it was the first time I've ever been to Australia's pop culture expo and I enjoyed every minute of it.<br /><br />There were booths for video games, comics, anime, alternative boobie art and tshirts 2 sizes too small for the average fan. There was wrestling, cosplay, movie screenings.. you name it.<br /><br />And like my last blizzcon review I took plenty of photos, here are some select gems with associated commentary.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2dROutvaFQUMWh6hWYnL9Ekbx14IbwFMz0aJqzwEjUhFXXQ-5Ko7_pvk0xRoqrSH3vvFp4qnggC4l0aGhYcrS3nbRsoywNRDzG6FfjF6TZZNtmiUVSQwYJM0_zU9lX8_n6K04d1dxOU8/s1600-h/IMG_0733.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2dROutvaFQUMWh6hWYnL9Ekbx14IbwFMz0aJqzwEjUhFXXQ-5Ko7_pvk0xRoqrSH3vvFp4qnggC4l0aGhYcrS3nbRsoywNRDzG6FfjF6TZZNtmiUVSQwYJM0_zU9lX8_n6K04d1dxOU8/s400/IMG_0733.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354906879471255042" border="0" /></a>The AMD girls "cosplayed" as the latest AMD character logo. The black kid behind her is enjoying the bump-mapping on her rear engine.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmG8r4h28GhVxxhRf0akz4yrhvw1YinDrMP9KykCVe7o-XiyK5oDK0e8g0mFt_BZyvDWuctDFDLjfYGDviqyWj4VdReNRvF-ghmofQmUHWgpADBSoL6I3z3ofCcQU-UqG7ljKezQueEiw/s1600-h/IMG_0731.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmG8r4h28GhVxxhRf0akz4yrhvw1YinDrMP9KykCVe7o-XiyK5oDK0e8g0mFt_BZyvDWuctDFDLjfYGDviqyWj4VdReNRvF-ghmofQmUHWgpADBSoL6I3z3ofCcQU-UqG7ljKezQueEiw/s400/IMG_0731.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354906867296082642" border="0" /></a><br />This seriously was the most crowded the BEN10 booth was the entire day, even the guy hired to look after the booth was in the food court chatting up teenagers.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpsT-wTf-5cL5_1ZIVRQJT_cx1RdhZ12tckl22Ae4k0TdilOLDPBFD8cDnoKpg8kvK3bHrzQRMh3DVUPklngxxxyPFFZkwT97JXfr_DU9EsqMcP18iBpa_4TWeHyaciUdqYa7hxvV_l5k/s1600-h/IMG_0729.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpsT-wTf-5cL5_1ZIVRQJT_cx1RdhZ12tckl22Ae4k0TdilOLDPBFD8cDnoKpg8kvK3bHrzQRMh3DVUPklngxxxyPFFZkwT97JXfr_DU9EsqMcP18iBpa_4TWeHyaciUdqYa7hxvV_l5k/s400/IMG_0729.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354906856616362066" border="0" /></a><br />Two police officers get a photo oppurtunity with Gary Busey.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHj1dTHK8oEdKXNb-wOxZSXFhPbWKNRcK8WcNdpgg9YpOItH7SewSopFBJvL2EV6kjj69Euz4RWbUg0wS9EZQ5tkXqqZMbr4G-6kB8kdAUZkL8W2ofzXP70xqaXBTmqb_s9i0jVxU5-U8/s1600-h/IMG_0725.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHj1dTHK8oEdKXNb-wOxZSXFhPbWKNRcK8WcNdpgg9YpOItH7SewSopFBJvL2EV6kjj69Euz4RWbUg0wS9EZQ5tkXqqZMbr4G-6kB8kdAUZkL8W2ofzXP70xqaXBTmqb_s9i0jVxU5-U8/s400/IMG_0725.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354906844185024018" border="0" /></a><br />A trio of suave gents if I ever saw one, I feel bad for the guy in the middle, with that haricut you can only pull off 2 looks.. "Jedi Master" and "Unemployed ex postal worker". The guy on the right told me his suit cost 600 dollars all up. He also told me he wasn't married. I'm sure the two are unrelated.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh8CdcHCeGnZqvSa21JXvc9_ExBt4Kzep5p8vKA_PBjTB5K1eRpLJBGCLcH-O7WsDlDARyaOZ4Ti9s08H0UJh9pAXu5ghey0oFEMjNFzbv5E0XDc4dK1ZZtEc8ZBZcByiHVl-LoENFI2w/s1600-h/IMG_0721.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh8CdcHCeGnZqvSa21JXvc9_ExBt4Kzep5p8vKA_PBjTB5K1eRpLJBGCLcH-O7WsDlDARyaOZ4Ti9s08H0UJh9pAXu5ghey0oFEMjNFzbv5E0XDc4dK1ZZtEc8ZBZcByiHVl-LoENFI2w/s400/IMG_0721.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354906838147594162" border="0" /></a><br />Ever since the Iraq war the army recruiting drives have suffered. These two fine fellas here are fresh from boot camp... by boot camp I mean the local bus station.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdomiRRmmbxf9Djm_X60XZBIgFR_vY-5P8Zuu-G8UgohV6uk2kymUbOt4_meYSFhLRUyAedc1yX052m2pFoeF32vvtRGRAowoizysLCWK2Hxzav5QuF_GESfPLpxNIfKLeDgWY7-xB7MQ/s1600-h/IMG_0755.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdomiRRmmbxf9Djm_X60XZBIgFR_vY-5P8Zuu-G8UgohV6uk2kymUbOt4_meYSFhLRUyAedc1yX052m2pFoeF32vvtRGRAowoizysLCWK2Hxzav5QuF_GESfPLpxNIfKLeDgWY7-xB7MQ/s400/IMG_0755.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354909213495824866" border="0" /></a><br />Here we have two young people who appear to be cosplaying as a mid 40's british couple on a weekend caravan holiday.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQvqVDvkuAlur9ol8M2_Rc6huFiB8OhDOS9c9R-T87r1RjYojC-mrkvEo2iaby93U91E7rMHP4nInn11OYGVHLQhfBQNagsSE4GcFlODMmRAHX-ZVcVjvjlQBlE4cKgoeWMRaKCF_cIWA/s1600-h/IMG_0750.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQvqVDvkuAlur9ol8M2_Rc6huFiB8OhDOS9c9R-T87r1RjYojC-mrkvEo2iaby93U91E7rMHP4nInn11OYGVHLQhfBQNagsSE4GcFlODMmRAHX-ZVcVjvjlQBlE4cKgoeWMRaKCF_cIWA/s400/IMG_0750.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354909200381140850" border="0" /></a><br />SUPER FALAFEL BROTHERS!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLG77-Z5FdwlyS648GQZIa2VxmfHMFpqiLpGw4Hft95ntyvVgl4BTAitxrfWdH9_z0YCa7-aGx0uCKPImyH4rhVFgDPU1UVl7wjpGROXQzxjine5OFxm8hqtdnE18foo313xe4I-FNtUU/s1600-h/IMG_0745.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 357px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLG77-Z5FdwlyS648GQZIa2VxmfHMFpqiLpGw4Hft95ntyvVgl4BTAitxrfWdH9_z0YCa7-aGx0uCKPImyH4rhVFgDPU1UVl7wjpGROXQzxjine5OFxm8hqtdnE18foo313xe4I-FNtUU/s400/IMG_0745.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354909185959951378" border="0" /></a><br />Why stay at home and play Warcraft when you can come to Supanova... and .. play Warcraft.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBfDFG2CCmwz1YrxneliZfDDikRJfCQMt3Rwy1wd7Vi3bQqM-qTOxsuMm8Q2Y6n9H_2XiseE1_B__vN7t_HwUPIZuzyNYRxuFerWAHsfsGS7VKJTU90PEmTc7wn78kqYBA0DzuFs7xZow/s1600-h/IMG_0740.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 368px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBfDFG2CCmwz1YrxneliZfDDikRJfCQMt3Rwy1wd7Vi3bQqM-qTOxsuMm8Q2Y6n9H_2XiseE1_B__vN7t_HwUPIZuzyNYRxuFerWAHsfsGS7VKJTU90PEmTc7wn78kqYBA0DzuFs7xZow/s400/IMG_0740.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354909173180250690" border="0" /></a><br />Simpsons characters are always fun to dress as, the yellow skin however can take time to apply, luckily this guy has psoriasis of the liver, giving his face a natural yellow glow. Also adding delightful irony to his choice of the alcholoic spokesman character.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqX3TFSYloghLcmpdsKaYzTcARpSqiCqOVJsVcLGFXsmFlqt05xlT-7AAzJdAD-ONKiYMKplYF4dtq6fMBgpOBdIwgL4nd66KsqLYmUQbxdzrxolhCoQ2fU8038KurQszxZFqV02inpG4/s1600-h/IMG_0737.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 370px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqX3TFSYloghLcmpdsKaYzTcARpSqiCqOVJsVcLGFXsmFlqt05xlT-7AAzJdAD-ONKiYMKplYF4dtq6fMBgpOBdIwgL4nd66KsqLYmUQbxdzrxolhCoQ2fU8038KurQszxZFqV02inpG4/s400/IMG_0737.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354909163185646594" border="0" /></a><br />I thought this guy came to Supanova as a zombie, but it turns out there was a makeup booth applying fake injuries to attendees, so I now have a photo of some disgruntled man.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyjDl9PHZnje6lxlD0914ENB5qGtGmb1JDPJo7g6q40J7UPPbL4S40P_-rke35TT0fVi2sJlwoXhDWX7Tuxo3xdvDxfanSLMJsxiB8xEZMbO04I5mKh-at2Z7DUhq10QZiVya1QswYdTk/s1600-h/IMG_0883.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyjDl9PHZnje6lxlD0914ENB5qGtGmb1JDPJo7g6q40J7UPPbL4S40P_-rke35TT0fVi2sJlwoXhDWX7Tuxo3xdvDxfanSLMJsxiB8xEZMbO04I5mKh-at2Z7DUhq10QZiVya1QswYdTk/s400/IMG_0883.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912759401406402" border="0" /></a><br />In this photo: 3 social misfits.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9NRUoFrXZnC_rkkHPsD3qbR9OCtzrBdy3VRSbYn-WR5djCR4P7UhF-Grd8oWkePAx_exwHy5NzgSnM0TZ30bg736ibiNSVmpZ6Al7VKmTqXED9IeROPvH4wcQlm00j0xqzumVpY0hFQw/s1600-h/IMG_0843.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9NRUoFrXZnC_rkkHPsD3qbR9OCtzrBdy3VRSbYn-WR5djCR4P7UhF-Grd8oWkePAx_exwHy5NzgSnM0TZ30bg736ibiNSVmpZ6Al7VKmTqXED9IeROPvH4wcQlm00j0xqzumVpY0hFQw/s400/IMG_0843.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912745908108018" border="0" /></a><br />Burton-era Batman, Schumacher-era Robin and Nolan-era Joker hit me up with some generic posing, the Batman gave me the thumbs up after I took the photo, it made me smile... then I felt like a tool.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh703uHZk4AWTJlR3BL8_zKPTzmENI6mX2hoJlryaE2M_QK6Bcb6_J3YCGo1FPyvJb76OKNGQS9vuWUb_qJJShUxQfFDOgetfoVb9ST1xh0xqO2GRwkmrG_zsMv50s9G2pP7SAQQe5Go8/s1600-h/IMG_0837.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 339px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh703uHZk4AWTJlR3BL8_zKPTzmENI6mX2hoJlryaE2M_QK6Bcb6_J3YCGo1FPyvJb76OKNGQS9vuWUb_qJJShUxQfFDOgetfoVb9ST1xh0xqO2GRwkmrG_zsMv50s9G2pP7SAQQe5Go8/s400/IMG_0837.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912715275047362" border="0" /></a><br />Somebody came as a D Battery<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD-DyAbCQaZm5II9GbL05C8dTVSpF7AmC9zC_OZR_l0O6PA3f70eLmtuemiuWzZpOH87OwwU4EnfiDQpFfZPg9dNSmq6KwwCZyerYbDwNxwjpz9OIDLc9oOeR5PfXG8BZazhZFLZumvZ0/s1600-h/IMG_0833.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD-DyAbCQaZm5II9GbL05C8dTVSpF7AmC9zC_OZR_l0O6PA3f70eLmtuemiuWzZpOH87OwwU4EnfiDQpFfZPg9dNSmq6KwwCZyerYbDwNxwjpz9OIDLc9oOeR5PfXG8BZazhZFLZumvZ0/s400/IMG_0833.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912701300858210" border="0" /></a><br />I suppose the advantage of having a large pasty back would be turning it into a canvas for epic tattoos, then ruin it with Brent Spiner's face.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK-2zQcKJ10qB9LGd7aQf5N8xHQCh0bMLecBJHpPzPfioUo9acXfJUBBaiwa5BNCJdfV376Ys3QRgByJvE_PEpsml43r7CHLAB8GzTDZrWqT8P-ECKeV8W2Did8SlPbAUwzrME6T1Kdu4/s1600-h/IMG_0830.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 317px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK-2zQcKJ10qB9LGd7aQf5N8xHQCh0bMLecBJHpPzPfioUo9acXfJUBBaiwa5BNCJdfV376Ys3QRgByJvE_PEpsml43r7CHLAB8GzTDZrWqT8P-ECKeV8W2Did8SlPbAUwzrME6T1Kdu4/s400/IMG_0830.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912103796007026" border="0" /></a><br />MUTHERFUCKING SHOE! Hayden is the only person I know who can appear loud without actually making any noise.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifot4x3zbqxYmgG3uWdrhuc8QB9rOfKNmDnnRwXavi_YFGCZkZp-TN54OJEW9IYiO1-wuX4sYhBnwf3jSfxSf9KELIWrkOBJ7Iq9OiyIFSLXOxSmwCWpQocJmQ2A3EV9LQqMRPHUGnhbU/s1600-h/IMG_0810.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifot4x3zbqxYmgG3uWdrhuc8QB9rOfKNmDnnRwXavi_YFGCZkZp-TN54OJEW9IYiO1-wuX4sYhBnwf3jSfxSf9KELIWrkOBJ7Iq9OiyIFSLXOxSmwCWpQocJmQ2A3EV9LQqMRPHUGnhbU/s400/IMG_0810.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912089583369474" border="0" /></a><br />Two of the AWF wrestlers that appeared at Supanova, "Football fan wog" and "Jeff the Council worker"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizL3HUi20Vg0mFmPzpyxhyw-0gF1_bHNZwEiBiCWlFKnMXHb_n1NZ4-lORYQYsILQZ2At0Eu18MDkhr232HmyFSRoZ6Nt38KkZHBkVO-k7E60jPrUec6Ard4RmA_2-sXOj7l5JdLlyS24/s1600-h/IMG_0800.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizL3HUi20Vg0mFmPzpyxhyw-0gF1_bHNZwEiBiCWlFKnMXHb_n1NZ4-lORYQYsILQZ2At0Eu18MDkhr232HmyFSRoZ6Nt38KkZHBkVO-k7E60jPrUec6Ard4RmA_2-sXOj7l5JdLlyS24/s400/IMG_0800.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912053337433474" border="0" /></a><br />Two AWF wrestlers show the girls of Supanova a home method for abortions.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGsvzZFUQx22r4EQAisNRBcZ7THmlLIqhaGmFZKcshLcS509MbETNs-ZhEoDxr3fY0YdPrTORvuABZo1Rve55VE6BwzMM0wxGGO1zGDT_9ChS_z3pux33V0kOWM9iYusrJh7H8iqES8kk/s1600-h/IMG_0791.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 334px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGsvzZFUQx22r4EQAisNRBcZ7THmlLIqhaGmFZKcshLcS509MbETNs-ZhEoDxr3fY0YdPrTORvuABZo1Rve55VE6BwzMM0wxGGO1zGDT_9ChS_z3pux33V0kOWM9iYusrJh7H8iqES8kk/s400/IMG_0791.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354912040473091538" border="0" /></a><br />I guess they don't teach "smiling 101" at wrestling school. The guy looks like he's passing a kidney stone.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLUNvg9slnC9ct-HUTEguDNRzsSDPrYD-Yn4aGCN7daLDA1JeYioYgrotljy-KlSquWrz6WcCXLji5u9m6O2knrBxbqVw-P7BwZ1rk4__GB_ja9YaOVs_PIE64rjJVmYA_94Wcy5SoaI8/s1600-h/IMG_0790.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 376px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLUNvg9slnC9ct-HUTEguDNRzsSDPrYD-Yn4aGCN7daLDA1JeYioYgrotljy-KlSquWrz6WcCXLji5u9m6O2knrBxbqVw-P7BwZ1rk4__GB_ja9YaOVs_PIE64rjJVmYA_94Wcy5SoaI8/s400/IMG_0790.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911819882040818" border="0" /></a><br />HOMOEROTIC MEGADEATH FANS AT SUPPAAAAANOOOVAAA<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOaKGLDSl1aNVoHcOdwddeAAAUSHJ3HN4Dyq20BoNqqCUBMwTUWTLTr3aeU_EXOsVRpyPhgu6ERRFPZ85al2f8uRKahJVg67vnQiLARs3WiVy6nXgbb0YmYwPAF3mxlGIxUeKFzq8C-_s/s1600-h/IMG_0776.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 392px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOaKGLDSl1aNVoHcOdwddeAAAUSHJ3HN4Dyq20BoNqqCUBMwTUWTLTr3aeU_EXOsVRpyPhgu6ERRFPZ85al2f8uRKahJVg67vnQiLARs3WiVy6nXgbb0YmYwPAF3mxlGIxUeKFzq8C-_s/s400/IMG_0776.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911796597929906" border="0" /></a><br />By night he's The Punisher, by day he solves math equations and follows the national chess circuit. Also in this photo: arousal.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh52iZKE6NDWlDfCt7YA6mD4PH9NpbumK4mBE01-tZn0Gx-JoI6V0fRIcr0MRLsDPUUIMtIBrOycP5SrfhYSduqVwosw87eLDqoab2HbfYdKQlLPWRZO20_0ZxjLz4LuVGp3DE6cEQq7vo/s1600-h/IMG_0774.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh52iZKE6NDWlDfCt7YA6mD4PH9NpbumK4mBE01-tZn0Gx-JoI6V0fRIcr0MRLsDPUUIMtIBrOycP5SrfhYSduqVwosw87eLDqoab2HbfYdKQlLPWRZO20_0ZxjLz4LuVGp3DE6cEQq7vo/s400/IMG_0774.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911771094866178" border="0" /></a><br />Why So Serious? He didn't even bother to turn around for the photo. Who puts that much effort into a costume then gets the shits when you want a photo?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvTgxXXq5XLW_OSx39EVu_ZMcaNqS0XL1tpjkH-5dv4TyQys38eJTpTxXwNbkd7btT_Ust5ud8Zq1tmpWXCk4_45_Gys9eNcrvx8YZ_nrCGkOBA9u9SHZf4E7EkT95Na0-dtAGx_hWVBg/s1600-h/IMG_0767.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 308px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvTgxXXq5XLW_OSx39EVu_ZMcaNqS0XL1tpjkH-5dv4TyQys38eJTpTxXwNbkd7btT_Ust5ud8Zq1tmpWXCk4_45_Gys9eNcrvx8YZ_nrCGkOBA9u9SHZf4E7EkT95Na0-dtAGx_hWVBg/s400/IMG_0767.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911749046808626" border="0" /></a><br />I thought I was taking a photo of a cool little dude dressed as his idol, but as it turns out I was photographing First Prize for the over 40's male gymnastics..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK-cgfwu7zdg1KN952gOYzfdtAjnyMemruT_u9wZdKjcgOFNkbkihHU5ZsXANN0wWCIjASkEJ81DIC-b4bs1D9lcmpI6cStgWAoPImX141i6iHavDS8lXDa52uC69dSCUTTovBN-Qe2ZM/s1600-h/IMG_0765.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK-cgfwu7zdg1KN952gOYzfdtAjnyMemruT_u9wZdKjcgOFNkbkihHU5ZsXANN0wWCIjASkEJ81DIC-b4bs1D9lcmpI6cStgWAoPImX141i6iHavDS8lXDa52uC69dSCUTTovBN-Qe2ZM/s400/IMG_0765.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911727984675426" border="0" /></a><br />Some kind of sexy nurse / nun. I'd have a christian stroke over her anyday.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPCVA5DihbLyNDCW4HjFKM7d8fppRfBJXhviOPfxkZ0IB_OQrdxNUO-AAk-indJBP15767wA5Gf3ro72bUG3F_8OM35gSfOuyjkQ9oqj3t1vCV71XVp8_ZRUwhPIspEQDebGZH7EaTZo4/s1600-h/IMG_0758.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPCVA5DihbLyNDCW4HjFKM7d8fppRfBJXhviOPfxkZ0IB_OQrdxNUO-AAk-indJBP15767wA5Gf3ro72bUG3F_8OM35gSfOuyjkQ9oqj3t1vCV71XVp8_ZRUwhPIspEQDebGZH7EaTZo4/s400/IMG_0758.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911482759687154" border="0" /></a><br />Kings Comics photo taken from above. No gag here... ...<br />....<br />......... anus!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUJOXtlsy36k2l2uwLnYv1pZKQxnDc-b2Z4kdSL9Q7OxJs0Ajg5l5rXvHQNst94hvV99XgzrS5rC8Jwz0TtWQdrnkIqB3Avc9A4KtRuBV-JOlRszBXcxWgPcZM-3d87kaZcJLMGUzWwLQ/s1600-h/IMG_0757.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUJOXtlsy36k2l2uwLnYv1pZKQxnDc-b2Z4kdSL9Q7OxJs0Ajg5l5rXvHQNst94hvV99XgzrS5rC8Jwz0TtWQdrnkIqB3Avc9A4KtRuBV-JOlRszBXcxWgPcZM-3d87kaZcJLMGUzWwLQ/s400/IMG_0757.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911470637088098" border="0" /></a><br />I took this photo just outside the mens toilets, good thing too, as I came down with a serious case of bat-boner.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP7Beq17yjJJ6fVxxsOuEjXffwqXNjAxfDps6oxer6Dfy6sOs2tH1yjfv99tUp5iv8e1lUUo-0QjQuLu1YgnJa3H4muOiOgHlNgW5_HSPCksCJzJcj2aklqZ94NAt5fEhDqj1Piz7VJJI/s1600-h/IMG_0756.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 385px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP7Beq17yjJJ6fVxxsOuEjXffwqXNjAxfDps6oxer6Dfy6sOs2tH1yjfv99tUp5iv8e1lUUo-0QjQuLu1YgnJa3H4muOiOgHlNgW5_HSPCksCJzJcj2aklqZ94NAt5fEhDqj1Piz7VJJI/s400/IMG_0756.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354911459237679890" border="0" /></a><br />I saw these two lovely ladies get on the train on the Central Coast, nobody noticed they were in costume.<br /><br />Overall it was a great day, I'll be going next year that's for sure. Stay tuned for my Blizzcon review in August!.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4