Thursday, June 23, 2011

Supanova 2011

Last month was that time of year again. Where the socially inept and critically unwashed join forces to annoy the shit out of each other at Supanova. Where anime shitheads rub groins with

each other, and the independent comic creators wish we had a proper comic convention to avoid the anime groin rubbing.

I didn't go this year, due to family troubles, but I was fortunate enough to find a nice collection of images on the interweb, so let's credit them first:

My main source was from Spotlight Report .net (link), and a few others were from

I hope they don't have a beef with me using the photos. I do this for fun and don't make money out of it, so don't sue me. I have no money and few pairs of pants.

And thus we begin our journey...

EDIT: Images are a tad small to fit the column, click through for fullsize (common sense ahoy!)

Glomp (verb): To punch one in the back of the neck with full force.

“I AM THE NIGHT”, shame this guy is 5 foot 2.

Since when does Jackie Chan have purple hair?

His biggest riddle is in his pants.

Hipster Poison Ivy. I'd let her pull my weeds.

I don't know who that guy is next to Jackie Chan, but I hate him.

Fred's 5 year stint in prison was the Scooby Gang's biggest mystery to date.

Hex Steph from Good Game (Australian Gaming Programme), say what you will, she's rather gorgeous.

Cosplaying as the latest “children's icon given the goth treatment” character. Why won't Tim Burton read my script about Little Miss Muffet's Tuffet Orgy?

From left to right: Jackie Chan, Yes, No, Yes, No.

Last year's Emma Frost, this year's Babydoll. Next year's high paid escort

I haven't been this attracted to a blue chick since my wife was choking on that chicken bone.

Character: Irrelevant. Boobs: Always Relevant.

Cute supergirl with optional background Top Hat douche and greying stoner.

Wonder Dentistry, Sultry Ivy, and Superderp.

Jackie Chan

Like every other Marvel female, Black Cat is a cosplay option for women looking to have sweaty men stare at them from afar.

Tom Felton Fan Club

The girl on the left looks over some decorative rectal dildos, while the guy in the middle is clearly saying “SMELL THIS”
Bab's giving her endorsement.

Admiral Thunderthighs, Rage Sperm, The Fantastic Turd, and Cardboardio

Yu-Gi-Oh fanclub, entry forms are located in their van.

Captain Samoa and Tom Petty

After fielding questions like "What anime are you from?" and "Can you beat the ogre in level 4 without the shadow amulet?" JR went back to Dallas and shot himself.

The only thing he couldn't Transform into was a man with a job.

Sailor Pork

Jackie Chan

That's the 3rd best “Caged man raped by Gorilla” costume I've ever seen.

Truly authentic Iron Man costume, right down to the alcohol dependency.

Right: Bayonetta, Left: Double 0 Downs

I don't know what Anime they're from, but I'm sure it involved tentacled penises.

Meth addict Harley, and pie faced shit grin Joker

A stormtrooper

BEST stormtrooper

String Bean and Pork Pie, The Shirtless Wonders

“At conventions I play Wolverine! Outside of conventions I'm unemployed.”

Eats whatever a spider won't....

Jackie Chan


Green Power Ranger, before he found jesus and became a kickboxer.

Excellent cosplayers from the latest “KAWII CATGIRL COMEDY ROMANCE ANIME”, every character is interchangeable.

Costume based on the horrid Catwoman movie, you take that off now.. then bounce around.... so we can make a catgirl comedy romance anime...

Right: Hurley from Lost. Left: The Honorable Julia Gillard PM

Tom Felton, 6 months before fading into utter obscurity for the rest of our lives.

We're so Japanese we shit Ramen.

Asuka from Neon Genesis, with what appears to be the slightest hint of penis...


Anonymous said...

Although many of you assessments of the fans and their costumes are accurate I feel the need to point out that the comment

"Accurate summation of everyone who came to see Tom Felton. Women in their mid-30's who fudded themselves to a kid who was underage for 90% of the movies."

Is in general true but not for that specific photo. That is a photo of a sixteen year old student who I happen to know. Whilst many fans are in their mid thirties and a little creepy, she is not one of them.

Tom said...

Thanks Anon, photo removed!